#he's like the unwanted child in a nasty cosmic divorce

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Everyone stop sending me asks telling me to kill myself. God won’t let me die, so you’re really just wasting your time.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #mod terezi #this is a minor plot point in hellraiser i think #actually it's that john constantine is banned from both heaven and hell so he just keeps coming back to earth every time he dies #which is infinitely funnier in my opinion #he's like the unwanted child in a nasty cosmic divorce