#he's fascinated by old grocery lists and will stand in front of the annoyed giant 'also have you seen a large robot that shoots lasers-'

[theraphos]

everything about this coin dialogue is incredible actually

#primordia #horatio nullbuilt #crispin horatiobuilt #I never get tired of the fact that his voice and design and the intro make you think horatio's just gonna be badass all the time #and then within minutes he starts being kind of a dork and doing lame dad shit #and they made it specifically part of his character to be an Adventure Protagonist by establishing #how willing he is to try a surprisingly wide range of weird macguyvered nonsense like 'can a plasma torch be a flashlight??' #why is he willing to knock on absolutely everything that MIGHT be a door just in case someone's home #he's fascinated by old grocery lists and will stand in front of the annoyed giant 'also have you seen a large robot that shoots lasers-' #holds up a football-sized bomb and says to his armless son 'hey crispin CATCH' #WHY ARE THEY FLIPPING COINS FOR THIS SHIT I'M CRYING #HOW BIG IS THAT AIRSHIP'S EXHAUST BECAUSE I HAVE QUESTIONS #I love this game so much and I'll shut up about it when I'm dead