#he's a little rigid on private vs business matters bc old fashioned old man lmao

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The weird-out factor was too high to introduce it this early into the fic, so this has been nixed (for now), but we could've had minosmail

#he's a little rigid on private vs business matters bc old fashioned old man lmao #(it's actually bc despite his personable demeanor he really doesn't let others get close to him back bc while it's nice to know people love #you it's also impossible for them to understand the absolute horror that is your position and witnessing all the sins humanity has to offer #[I am dragged away by security] #OH RIGHT TAGS #unauthorized cooking #fic: saith the serpent