#he wouldn't do nfts but he would definitely do crypto and get maybe fucked by some stupid futures trading that went bad

[neverendingford]

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#tag talk #skyrim oc #OH I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA FOR MY SHITHOLE SKYRIM CHARACTER #so I'm gonna get a steward for the Falkreath house. go get some more housecarls to take care of my daughters #AND THEN I'M GONNA MAKE HIM AM ABSENTEE FATHER. #he's gonna be like “I have to leave my family while I join the dark brotherhood to make skyrim a better place through murder and war #and the juicy thing is that the dark brotherhood sanctuary is literally in south Falkreath. like ten minutes away from home #so he's gonna lurk in the woods sometimes being a pathetic sad noodle wishing he could see his girls again #when literally he could if he weren't such an egotistical idealist. #I like the idea of turning invisible and leaving money on the doorstep at night as a way of trying to make up for being gone #you know that thing where people feel bad for not having a relationship with you so they just give you money and gifts instead? yeah. #AND THEN HIS DARK BROTHERHOOD FOUND FAMILY IS GONNA DIE TOO. he's gonna be so fucking shattered #but his pride won't let him come crawling back to his family now that they've spent two years without him. so he'll just be so alone #maybe that's when I go back and join the thieves guild. because there's a new npc that changes your face with magic #he'll be so distraught that he'll join any group that'll have him that he hasn't burned bridges with yet. #this is going to be so fun omgggg #I usually just pick all the silent options for dark brotherhood dialogue but this guy is a fucking suck up simp. #he picks all the most agreeable options like he's networking at the office. he would probably be way too into Patric Bateman irl ngl #he wouldn't do nfts but he would definitely do crypto and get maybe fucked by some stupid futures trading that went bad #exactly the kind of man who would get picked up for Squid Game tbh #no idea if he'll every get up the courage to become the dragonborn. #I think maybe he'll just keep going on hopes that a dragon fucking kills him