#he doesn't even shirk manual labor! he helps haul stede up to the maintop for the lighthouse fuckery!

[thetardigrape]

*banging pots and pans and shouting*

LUCIUS IS NOT LAZY OR AVERSE TO WORK HE JUST DOESN'T TAKE ORDERS TO DO MENIAL LABOR FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T PAY HIM!!! HE DOESN'T "GO ABOVE AND BEYOND"!!! HE IS LITERALLY WHAT ALL YOU PEOPLE SAY WORKERS SHOULD BE LIKE!!! STOP LETTING IZZY'S WORLDVIEW CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT!!!

#he literally!! does his job!!! all the time!!!! #he helps stede 'get ready for the big day' #he recites stede's intro at jackie's even tho he KNOWS it's so cringe it might get them killed #he records everything exactly the way stede tells him to #he tags along with stede on a treasure hunt with ed that he knows is bogus just because stede told him to #while all his friends went out doing something else #including his boyfriend #he doesn't even shirk manual labor! he helps haul stede up to the maintop for the lighthouse fuckery! #the only thing he doesn't do is what izzy tells him to #izzy who is NOT HIS BOSS #who has NO AUTHORITY OVER HIM #PLEASE STOP BELIEVING WHAT IZZY SAYS I'M BEGGING YOU #IZZY IS WRONG