#glitter lamo

[khaleesiofalicante]

I’m reading chapter five of LBAF

Rafe with a motorcycle is wonderful. Should be cannon

Mark with a glitter card is unfortunately cannon. But he’s a broke bitch so we love him anyway.

Alec having a Consul voice that doubles as a sad voice is peek parenting

“Too bad we’re in exile” love that

“He wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those sweaters” HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Awwww. Tavvy!!

HES A COLLEGE BOY?!!!

They don’t care. Mostly because they’re dead inside.” Lol mood.

Also all the college classes are AP, why is Tavvy mentioning them?

Ldjfifydidhfufirurhdudhrh LILY LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Does someone have a crush~

Eekkk. Nevermind she’s terrible.

I just realized that they’re inside and I got so confused when they mentioned the tortillas. But like it’s day time. Why did I think Lily would be outside?

“Spicy”

“White”

Lamo.

No Rafe, get away from the grammar freak

What’s Anjail playing at???

Protective Rafeal!!!

Oh gosh!!! Please no love squares my heart can’t take it!!

Let short people wear boots. Just because you’re some freaky giant does it mean I have to suffer, let us be tall too. 

Also can I get some of those boots???

BAD RAFE!!

Jace has adhd and I love him.

Why do I feel like you mentioned Rosemary just to hurt us??

So where is Max” *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

I did not expect a G-Force reference in this fic but good for Dani!

THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!! Why are the Cartwrights here?? Can y’all stop playing the pronoun game and get on with it?!

FUCK NEVER MIND NERV MIND NEVER MIND NEVER MIND GO BAKC GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK RIGHT NOW IMMA GONNA SCREAM THIS IS SO TERRIBLE

CAN I SLAP THIS WOMEN PLEASE I WANNA CRY!!

YESSS 👏 CAL👏THIS 👏BÏTCH 👏OUT👏

Why are we mentioning illness in this fic? Get that shit away from me! I don’t need another plague.

“You can’t just give a shit about children when it’s convenient for you,” Uncle Jace said. “Now leave my institute or I will have to report you to the Council.”

YESSS

Poor Rafe though, people talking about him like this!!! It’s not right! Also does this boy even want to be council??? Max doesn’t want to be a Shadowhunter but does Rafe??

“We will not let this go,” Irene Cartwright said. “The law does not allow downworlders to adopt nephilim children. A warlock cannot raise a shadowhunter. It cannot be allowed.”

Fuck off bitch!!!

HOW DID YOU MAKE BEING TALL AGNSTY???

Aawwwwww. Max being a good brother.

They simply say something and leave. They probably don’t even mean the things they say or lose sleep over it. But it wasn’t the same for you. You obsess over it. You stay awake at night and let it consume your dreams

-okay but this is all too real. My therapist always asked me why I listened to other people, people who didn’t like me and it’s because they’re voice don’t go away. Negative attention sticks with us so much more than approve attention. The thing people say to us, they hurt and we try to adapt so that we don’t hurt anymore. But it doesn’t always work. Sometimes we hurt more.

😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Oh gosh!! Magnus talking behind the door hurts so much!! I can see him and Alec through the door. Hunched over with tear stains on their faces trying to figure out what to do. We can’t see them but we know they’re upset. The chapter started with Rafe trying to listen through a door and now he wishes he never heard a thing.

NOOOO!! DONT LEAVE!!!!

OH SHIT MAX IS GONNA BE DEVASTATED!! He legit might not dare David because of this shit. Because this is what his brain might associate with dating a Shadowhunters now and because of scandal and everything that’s going on it might make him close in on himself. Rafe’s definitely not trusting people after this. His walls are getting even higher than before.

MAX, YOU GREMLIN I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO HUG YOU OR STRANGLE YOU

*sad dog noises*

Aww Juan and Juliette and their little werewolf Shadowhunter babies and downwarlder kids. I always liked their family.

Or Rafe will fall in love immediately afterwards and I was wrong. Also Milia is super cute and I love her and I feel like I’m gonna get hurt.

“You look taller,” Rafael told his brother who hadn’t grown an inch.

Rafe you shït

Aaawwwwwwww. Them reuniting is so cute!! Magnus bane is officially one persons bïtch. The rest of you have to figure out your own shit from now on.

Lol Tavvy

Also hopefully Max is a better driver than Alec

YESSSSSSSSSS. FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING LAWS!!

YALL DO THIS AGAIN IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS

“Do not compare us to Valentine,” Irene Cartwright sounded offended. STOP ACTING LIKE HIM

Lol Kit

Awwwww. Why must this family be so cute together!!

Imma fight this person!! Who’s calling my girl a bitch???

And so it begins. I don’t usually care about Romance but you’ve got my attention forever.

I love how you went from calling Anjali "terrible" to calling her "my girl."

Only character development I care about :)

#yeah this chapter was dsajdkjsdnsk #thanks for reading babes! #lbaf