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#and seeing friends read stories like yes you found time im so honored and now i'm smiling wondering if they'll tell me what they thing
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#5
Lovely things
Tommy Shelby childhood
OC Marjorie
Warnings: Implied child abuse, both physical and sexual. Violence. They're criminals guys, they do bad things.
Word count: 2225
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It's not that the Shelby children were any worse than the others their age. No, they were all the same level of rambunctious and just as likely to question authority as any. The issue, most adults found, was that they stuck together. If one Shelby was in trouble, they all were, regardless of the circumstance. They all seemingly formed a pact before birth that if one would raise hell, they all would. And usually the perpetrator of said hell was none other than Tommy Shelby.
At 13, it was obvious that Tommy was the ringleader.
His older brother Arthur, freshly 16, was too meek for leadership. He often chose to draw under shade trees rather than think up some scheme for the gaggle of children. He had his father's temper when set off, but the only real way to light that fuse was to hurt his siblings. The moment a threat was uttered for mischievous Ada or his rascal brother John, Arthur transformed from a quiet, gangly boy to a fighter in the ring out for glory and gore.
John, age 8, was a good student when teachers could get him to focus. Mrs. Changretta was his favorite, offering him hard candies when he would tell her about the newest adventure book he read. John was a whizz with numbers, too. His father liked to take him to the cock fights to gather money for bets, teaching him how to put odds in their favor with close-but-not-quite-correct math.
Ada, age 6, was already vocal about what she thought was right and wrong. If any injustice in her eyes was done, she was the first to call it out regardless if it was by another child or an adult. She had no qualms putting anyone in their place. She was tiny and fearless after growing up with three older troublesome brothers.
At 13, Tommy already seen enough of the adults around him to not think much of most of them. They were equals at best, not worth the clothes on their backs most of the time. He adored his mother and Aunt Polly, both strong women that were loving but firm.
Aunt Polly had just birthed Michael, her second child, at the age of 19. Tommy regularly had problems trying to decipher if Polly was like an older sister or a second mother to him; the feelings changed as often as her temperament did for her niece and nephews. He couldn't blame her, he knew both his mother and Polly had their hands full thanks to their alcoholic, useless husbands.
As much as his relationships with his mother and Aunt shaped his opinions of women, his father and uncle shaped his thoughts on men. Both were abusive alcoholics that were either missing or terrorizing their families, effectively leaving the women to raise their children alone, only to return to take their wives' paychecks and leave again for whores and alcohol.
No, Tommy Shelby had no use for his father.
But he hated to see his mother cry.
So every once in a while, after finding his mother crying for his father one too many nights, you could find Tommy begrudgingly on the streets of Small Heath looking through every alley and dark place to drag his father back home in hopes to soothe his mother's broken heart.
His father would sober for a few days and things would calm for a moment, the eye of a storm before Arthur Sr. would get The Itch and blow up on his family, stealing his wife's money and disappearing into the seedy parts of Small Heath for another bender.
Tommy knew the pattern. He often slinked through their home, sulking and walking on eggshells until his father inevitably followed through and disappeared again in a fit of rage. If they were lucky, he left without anyone being bruised or beaten. More often than not, Arthur Jr. would stand between his father and the others, a passive punching bag until their father's rage dissipated and he stormed out. Their mother, often hoarse from screaming, would gather her eldest boy and sob as she soothed his wounds. But she would still grieve for the man their father could be while he was away.
Tommy was in the alleys of Small Heath again, looking at every drunk laying in a puddle of their own filth and in every pub that would allow such a man to post in a corner for days at a time. Those pubs were becoming fewer as time went on and Arthur Sr.'s debts racked up. The dark corners he could be found in were more dangerous every night.
Arthur had caught on to what his younger brother was doing over the years. He started to have a habit of checking for his brother before going to bed himself. Tommy had less time to find their useless father before Arthur would drag him back home empty handed.
Much to Tommy's annoyance, his brother was becoming increasingly skilled at finding him with every trip.
Tommy snuck out of their home, quietly slipping out the door during a loud scuffle between John and Ada over if they should have the same bed time.
"I'm older, I should stay up later!" John bellowed.
"Well I'm smarter so age doesn't count!" Ada yelled back.
Once on the streets, Tommy did his best to walk softly and quickly, going straight to the docks and canal streets to start his search near the seedy stretch that was often used for prostitution.
He stayed in the dark off the dim lit paths as he squinted at the faces of the men jeering at the women near the water, their faces frozen in fake warmth as they cooed their prices at the men. He did his best to stay out of sight on the opposite side of the canal.
"What are you doing here, sweetie?" One called to Tommy. "Your father bring you here to make you a man?"
Tommy hastened his steps and moved further down the canal until he saw someone sitting along the bank alone and crying.
She sat under the only street light that worked in the area, her feet dangling in the dirty water as she hid her face in her hands. Her tall willowy frame was definitely a child's, no older than Tommy was himself. He stopped abruptly, his last step causing a thud that caused the girl to look up at him from across the water.
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83 notes - Posted March 10, 2022
#4
They lie together
Tommy Shelby x Lizzie Stark
Word count: 1,505
Warnings: They're criminals, guys, they do bad things.
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Tommy liked walking home from The Garrison sometimes. The cool air of a quiet evening helped clear his head. It also delayed the inevitable digging sounds from the walls and the disembodied breathing of the love of his life as he fought his memories to sleep.
Living in Arrow House made walking home near impossible, so instead he would park at the office and walk the blocks to the pub. Tommy liked walking along Small Heath, among the people he grew up with and now employed. It grounded him, a reminder of where he could be if his ambition did not urge him forward.
It also kept him fresh in the minds of the people he wanted to know him. They would not forget him or see him as unapproachable when he decided to stretch his legs into the political ring. They would see him as one of them; a man who changed his stars and wanted to help the people he grew up with. A man who still cared for the working class. That sort of image won races.
A night at the Garrison gave Tommy a chance to see how his brothers were and bettered morale for all the Blinders. The young ones saw their generals in the fields; his brothers felt like they were still heard. Still equal.
Everything was a means to an end. A scheme. Tommy never did anything that didn't have multiple purposes anymore. Every step was part of a plan since Grace had passed. His heart froze when hers had a bullet rip through it that was meant for him. He only allowed his heart to thaw around Charlie, the last piece of Grace he had to cling to. He loved his son more than himself.
The only other comfort he gave himself was his moments with Lizzie. He couldn't find any other reason for his meetings with her other than pleasure. In a way it drove him mad. Guilt seeped into the edges of his mind that he would find pleasure in anything. Even so, he would still find himself at her door late nights looking for comfort. She was familiar. She was safe.
The walk to the office from the Garrison was warm, with spring threatening to break the winter chill indefinitely. Tommy let his mind wander as his steps echoed into the night and he looked at the world around him. He stopped at his vehicle to light a cigarette, only to notice a faint light illuminating a window of the business.
The cherry of his cigarette burned bright as his brows dropped, gears turning in his mind as to who might be working this late. Polly had gone home hours ago. His brothers were still at the pub. No one had any reason to be burning midnight oil.
Tommy took a long drag before tossing the half used cigarette to his feet to stamp it out. He took to the steps of the building lightly, movements quick and quiet as he made his way into the building and up the stairs. Tommy knew every creaky board and squeaky hinge; he moved in the shadows around and past anything that could give him away. As he made it closer to his office, he heard the clack of a typewriter, unsteady in rhythm as if it's author kept pausing to find the words.
He stood in the dark doorway, watching Lizzie typing at her desk close to a small candle. She must have brought it with her so she did not turn the light on. The soft warm light put shadows along her knitted brow as she cursed under her breath and flexed her hands away from the keys. Her teeth worried her lip as she let out a soft sigh and flew back to the keys to write again.
"Lizzie," Tommy said softly, voice smooth and even as his jaw set. "Why are you here at this hour? I don't remember giving you any important business to do."
Lizzie jumped before going very still, like a deer caught in a light.
"Tommy, why aren't you home?" She said nervously. "No one comes in this late on a Saturday."
"So you've done this before, then?" Tommy said as he lit a new cigarette and exhaled slowly as he eyed her from the doorway.
He stepped forward. Lizzie fell into shadow with every thudding step.
"What? No, I just meant–"
"What you mean is that you never meant to be caught," Tommy said coldly as he towered over her. "So what is it, Lizzie? What are you typing up on Shelby Limited paper? What secrets are you selling to my rivals?"
"Tommy, no, I–"
Tommy grabbed her jaw and squeezed until she stopped. The cigarette quivered in the side of his mouth as he spoke.
"I've got to say, Lizzie, whoever turned you into the black cat was smart," he said as he took his cigarette out of his mouth. "You've been loyal for so long, I wouldn't think it would be you."
Lizzie's eyes widened as he played with the cigarette between his fingers as he blew smoke directly into her widened eyes.
"Tommy I wouldn't–"
"Who is it, Lizzie?" He rumbled, his voice getting gruffer as he grew impatient. "I can just as easily burn you as you've burnt me."
Lizzie grabbed his wrist as she tried to pull away.
"Thomas Shelby if you burn me without reading the paper so help me God I will shoot you myself," Lizzie smacked the cigarette out of his hand.
He let her go and grabbed the paper, squinting in the low light to read.
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87 notes - Posted March 7, 2022
#3
All of this is Temporary
Angel on Fire chapter 8
Word count: 2850
Warnings: Oral sex. Mentions of sex. They're criminals guys, they do bad things.
Note: I THINK I caught everything, but if I didn't... part of this was written with only three hours of sleep. Go easy on me. 😅
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You woke up all at once as the sun hit your face. Your head pounded as your palms rubbed your eyes, your bare legs curled to your chest. The curtain was just skewed enough to let the light pour onto your face and drown you in the light. You groaned, moving to get out of bed only to realize your waist was so warm because a hand was holding it.
You froze, frowning as you looked down and realized that you were no longer in your dress, but in a white button-down shirt and John Shelby's fingers were stretched between the buttons touching your bare stomach.
John flexed his hand, pulling your back closer to his bare chest as he murmured in your ear.
"Slow down, love," he rasped. "M'head is going off like a grenade field. Fuck. Whiskey without food was probably a bad idea."
He buried his face into the back of your neck as your head raced to find a memory after the bar but only came up blank.
"John," you said hesitantly. "Where's my dress?"
"On the floor where you left it," he murmured. You could tell he hadn't even opened his eyes yet. He was willing you back to sleep. "It wasn't comfortable for sleep so I gave you my shirt you're wearing."
"I see," you licked your dry lips as your eyes darted around the hotel room. "I need, uh, water."
You jolted from his arm and scurried across the room to the wash room, eyes squinted as the pounding in your head intensified. You turned the faucet on and splashed your face with cold water before catching some in your hand to drink. You held onto the sink for a moment, letting the water drip from your face as you looked at yourself in the mirror.
Your eyes were hollowed from lack of sleep, skin and lips parched. You tried again to remember what happened after the bar, after the smirk and kisses and stumbling over yourselves. After your suggestive words to the Shelby known to bed women often and well. Nothing.
You looked behind you, noticing John had appeared in the door frame, a lazy smile spread across his face as you couldn't help but look down at his shirtless chest and then back to his half lidded eyes. He crossed his arms and leaned against the frame, watching you in the silence for a moment.
"We didn't, if you were unsure," he said, voice still raspy from the morning. "Though not from your lack of suggestion."
"My dress?"
"Took it off in front of me, devil woman," John said with a smirk. "Took all I had in me to fight you off me trousers."
"Why did you?" The fear of bedding him turned into fear of his rejection. It burned through your veins and cheeks.
"I promised you'd scream my name," he said as he pushed off the door. "No use if you can't remember you did it."
John walked to the sink, grabbing a cup and filling it with the running water. He threw his head back and greedily gulped it down, lines of cool water overflowing the cup and running down his neck. You watched the water intently, droplets now running down his chest.
He lowered the empty glass and licked the water from his top lip. You suddenly noticed how close he was as you fought to focus back on his bright blue eyes. The skin crinkled around them as he looked down at you.
A thought bloomed in your head, pushing through the pounding pain and blossoming into a devilish smile.
You slowly took the cup from his hand and bit your lip as you refilled it and brought it to your lips. You mimicked his chug of water, allowing it to overflow and run down your face. Right onto his white shirt.
He exhaled long and slow, his eyes trailing the water as it seeped through the shirt and cooled your skin.
"Fucking hell, woman," he exhaled as his hand grabbed the back of his head. "Is it your personal goal to make me cross the line?"
"I told you last night that I don't want a good man," you said as your fingers trailed your lips, your neck, the collar of the shirt. His eyes bulged as you popped the top button and then the second.
"I want John Shelby."
John moved to take a step but stopped. He dragged his eyes from your chest to your face, finding a smile and a small nod.
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89 notes - Posted February 16, 2022
#2
When Will He Learn? Part 2
Part 1
Warnings: smut. Sex. Oral. Blood. Brutality. Filth. Murder. They're criminals, guys, they do bad things. And boy, did Alfie do bad things.
Word count: 4095
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"You made the gossip rag, treacle," Alfie hummed amusedly as he sat at the breakfast table, thumbing through the newspaper. "Page 6."
You froze holding your morning coffee, in nothing but his button up shirt, standing across the table. Your bare feet rooted to the wood beneath you as you tried to breathe. Your father always warned you not to make the gossip column or else you'd ruin the family name.
"What does it say?" You said as you licked your dry lips.
Alfie looked at you over the paper and lowered it just enough for you to see his wolfish smile. He let go of one side and revealed his knee, patting it slowly.
"Come sit and we'll read it together, pet."
You floated around the table and sat on his knee without a thought, leaning back into his shoulder as his arm wrapped around you to grab the end of the newspaper and lift it back up to read.
You relaxed, content to be encircled by him. You had been hiding out in his home all weekend after leaving the benefit and it felt more like home than your father's home ever did. There was no tiptoeing or niceties; there was only acceptance of what you were and what you wanted to be. Alfie had been your best friend for years and already knew your quirks long before he fell into your bed. The intimacy was always there, the sex only heightened it.
"That asshole fiance is calling for you, pet," Alfie said as he picked up his cane and straightened his clothes.
He extended his hand.
"You told me to fix it," he said. "That might take some time. Do you want to come with me or play house while I bury that piss poor bloke?"
You grabbed his hand without hesitation.
"Take me home, Alfie."
You sipped your coffee as you let the memory dissipate. He cleared his throat and squinted at the article.
"Says here that your father and fiance have been looking for you since the big night of the benefit when you slipped away by cover of darkness."
Alfie nuzzled into your hair for a moment, giving you goosebumps as his hot breath grazed your neck.
"They're calling you wild, love," he purred. "If they only knew what you've been doing with me the last few nights."
"Are you calling me wild, Mr. Solomons?" You exhaled, your heart frozen in fear of his answer.
"No," he whispered. "I'm calling you free. There's a vast difference, love. One the likes of them wouldn't understand."
The emotion in your chest swelled as you did your best to hide a smile against the rim of your cup. You felt Alfie lean back in the chair as he cleared his throat.
"Blah, blah, blah, scandal as the future husband searches high and low," he resumed reading. "Piss poor job searching, in my opinion. You're right here in my lap. Blah, blah, blah. Father refuses to comment. Interesting. I got a message from daddy dearest just this morning asking to meet with me at his place of business."
"What are you going to do?" You asked, startled.
You whipped your head around to look at him. Alfie kissed your shoulder before looking up at you with wide, innocent eyes.
"Why wouldn't I visit with dear old dad about his missing daughter?" He asked. "As your oldest friend, I am just as worried as he is. What could that terrible future husband of yours have done to make such a good girl disappear so?"
"So that's your plan, is it?" You gasped, delighted and horrified.
"I can't bloody imagine what you mean, pet," Alfie scoffed, bouncing his leg to bump you onto your feet. "Now go play with Cyril or laze about while I go meet with daddy."
You looked at him for a moment.
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95 notes - Posted September 22, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
When Will He Learn?
Alfie Solomons x reader
Word count: 2933
Warnings: Smut. They're criminals guys, they do bad things.
Note: ... this was a smash and dash, so I probably missed some edits. I'm sorry!
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"Alfie," you smiled your first real smile of the evening. "Father didn't tell me you were on the list."
You leaned in to hug your oldest friend, confidant, and – most recently– ex-lover.
"I'm not, pet," he chuckled as he wrapped his arms around you and kissed your cheek. "I'm just here to tell you how beautiful you fucking are and to whisk you away from that poor sod you're engaged to."
"What say you," Alfie said as he wiggled his eyebrows. "I'll find us a cozy place away from this fucking wank event."
"Alfie," you laugh as you playfully smack his shoulder. "You know I'm to work the event for more donations."
The fundraiser was going to be much like the other ones; rich people finding excuses to wear expensive clothes and compliment each other. They were so exciting when you were younger, but you grew bored of them as you got older and realized they were just another place for society to play its games.
Your father was a prominent man in London and although it afforded you some small freedoms, it mostly caged you. The expectations of society were bars to your cell, and although your father loved you, he did not know you.
You had nervously smoothed your red dress multiple times, making the rounds of the fundraiser without your fiance all evening. Although he was there, your father thought it best you start apart and then meet together to converse with the larger donors. Always a plan.
"Who would notice, eh," he said as he took your hand and spun you before pulling you to his chest again and murmuring. "Who would truly notice if you skipped out back with me through the servant doors and we go skip down the merry fucking cobble, eh?"
"My father, for one," you replied weakly, looking from Alfie's blazing eyes down to his lips. "And my fiance."
"Don't stare at a man's lips unless you want them to work, love," he teased. "I'll cover you from head to toe until you scream. Again."
"I told you," you said as you shifted uncomfortably and broke away from his arms. "We can't. I'm to be married soon. I can't skip around town with you like a common whore when I'm to marry and be a respectable wife."
"Who told you that?" Alfie said as he grabbed your wrist and pulled you away to a corner of the room, hiding you both behind a pillar.
"The words sound recited, pet. Better try again. I'll bet anything," Alfie ran his hand along your jaw. "That you want nothing of becoming a respectable wife."
"Do you remember Margate? The waves hitting us–"
You leaned into his warm calloused hand, enjoying his touch.
"The sea air cool against the skin," he said as he leaned closer, lips nearly touching yours. "And those little sounds you made–"
"Alfie, enough," you snapped back to reality, realizing where you were.
You moved to walk away but Alfie's hand shot to your throat, pinning you to the pillar.
"He doesn't know, does he, pet?" He murmured, wetting his lips as he squeezed your throat a little tighter. "He has no bloody clue how fucking filthy you are. How you can be. Poor bloke, innit."
"Alfie, this is hardly the time–"
"What, love, afraid your new little friends will get the wrong impression?" Alfie chuckled darkly as he ran his thumb along your lips. "I'm full of wrong impressions, but I've never been wrong about you."
"I told you it's over," you said weakly. "We're in the middle of a fundraiser–"
"Not quite," Alfie mused as he let go of you before looking side to side and leaning in. "We're hiding in a dark little corner, aren't we pet? Because as much as he expexts you to shine for him, you're still in the dark with me."
"You led me here," you said indignantly as you went around him to join the party.
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peg-legz4 · 4 years
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peggy's klance fic rec :)
this is my first fic rec and i know its really sloppy but one of my friends said she wanted it do I an forced to post it after procrastinating finishing it for a month. enjoy!
Best Friends to Lovers
Hearts Don't Break Around Here - klancekorner
AHHHHH okay okay okay this is the first klance fic i ever read and it set the bar soooo high. basically keith and lance have been bestfriends since foreverrr and it jumps between flashbacks and present day where keith is realizing hes just been In love with lance for like the whole time they've known each other and lance calls him snickers and its s l o w b u r n bc they're both oblivious idiots but theyre also pining and aghhghhh AND THE WAY THEY START TO REALIZE THEIR OWN FEEELINGS IS! IM- it's super cute pls read!!!
with love - allinadayswork - 8,888  AHHHGGGGGGGs high school au! this is so cute they're both so smitten basically they're best friends but lance is also keiths secret admirer and ahhhhh!!!!!! so cute pls read i beg of you + valentines day and overprotective shiro!!!!
 Your Smile Makes Me Awkward - Lancelee (ashleeforreal) - 8,791
another best friends to lovers (hehe) lance gets his braces taken off and keith is in a gay panic because lance looks hot and he doesnt know what to do and theres miscommunication but its all good in the end this was so cute
One Heart Missing - starlightment - 24021 HSWOQSJKNQJNIU BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS AU IM A SUCKER FOR THESEEE they’re in college and keith finds out he loves lance nd then they have a fwb thing going on and ppor keith but also poor lance for reasons i can’t disclose anD THE REOCCURRING THEME WITH THE ICE SKATING ITS SO CUTE AND DEHQIJOjqsk please just read it oh my god 
Soulmate AU
between two points - Alltheroads - 20,589 red string of fate au!!!!!!! keith is one of the few people in the world who can actually see the strings though, and lance seems not to have a string, just like keith. its them falling for eachother and keith teaching him how to repair a motorcycle and 50′s themed diners its amazingggg
Tell Me It’s My Name Written In Your Skin - Ivnars - 15,636 soulmate au where the name of your soulmate appears on your wrist once you fall in love with them (i think?) and lance thinks his is unrequited and of course he also has a martyr complex and is willing to die for the team and almost does and then omgomg i just its so great pls read
Bend It Like Soulmates - Reader115 - 23,998 HHHHHHHHhh SOCCER SOULMAtE AU AND THEYRE SO GOOD TOGETHER AND OMGOMGOMG SO MUCH PINING AND TENSION AND IT SJUST SO HAPPY AND AMAZING  IT HAS THEM BEING THE FAMOUS SOCCER SOULMATE COUPLE PLEASE READ READ READ YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCCER
there, nestled against his pulse - hiuthyn SHAOAMALAL ITS A SOULMATE AU I LOVE THESE HJDJSJSJSS AND ITS CANONVERSE (im pretty sure this was a one shot first and then I came back and it was a multi chapter fic and I read and it was like 1000× more amazing ajsjska) this was one of the very first klance fics i read and it’s definitely the first one that made me like gasp and scram cause oh my god,. okay basically the first and last words your soulmate says show up on your wrists and keith hides his wrists because he thinks he k words his soulmate and there’s miscommunication aND KEITH’S BACKSTORY AND IT GIVES LANCE SO MUCH DEPTH??????? and it has a really happy ending and its slowburn and angsty and pining and i’m a sucker for all those things which made this amazing!!!!!!!
College AU
i just wanna be (with you) - aknightley - 8,020 COLLEGE ROOMMATES AU LETS GOOOOOOOO there’s a lot of tension and pining and they give eachother gifts all the time i’m sOFT pls pls pls read
reasons why keith is the worst - MellodramaticLawliet - 5517 lance and keith are roommates and to cope with his hate for keith, he starts a list of why he hates keith and it just turns into a journal abt keith and lance is so oblivious and there’s also fencing tournaments which is cool hadjalkj read ittt
You Should Date Me - petalloso ahhhh lance and Keith are both freshman in college and they have little adventures and it's just super cute and fluffy ajskkasna
Canonverse
The Art of Secret Telling - jilliancares - 4,880 so to form another coalition, voltron has to form another coalition and lance has, 1, never kissed anybody and 2, has a crush on keith hehehe
a culmination of things - viscrael ahhh it's super cute and short and basically jumps around in time and they're just in looovee
instincts - godsensei lance n keith are getting their groove on when red mistakes Keith's pleasure for distress and comes crashing through the wall ajsksksmsna
i can’t help but want - aknightley  lance and Keith's lions get stranded on different islands but their comms get through so they're just talking and bonding and falling in love while they get their lions fixed akssjal so cute pls read!!!!
never saw you coming - dimpleforyourthoughts HOLY HELL OG MY FREAKINGNS JUEUSS I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH IVE READ IT LIKE 20 TIMES AND EACH TIME IM BLOWN AWAY BY HOW BEAUTIFULL ITS WRITTEND AKAK its canonverse and goes in depth with my boys and lance has a martyr complex and keitHS BACKSTORY AND LE PETIT PRINCE AND THEY WOULD DIE FOR EACHOTHER AND ALMOST DO AND IT MADE ME CRY AND GINGER THE TABBY CAT PLEASE READ OH MY GOD ITS SLOWBURN AND THEYRE BOTH S O SMITTEN AHHHH
Terminal Velocity - speaks tHE ANGSTTTTT. i'm like, a whore for angst. but basically. voltron gets captured by these alien empaths and this guy feeds off of other people's pain(???) and so he tortures lance and makes keith watch and oh my. this is so good I felt so many emotions pls read.
Keith McClain - orphan_account 🥺🥺 keith sees visions of him and lance in the future on the space whale and its v soft
In English, Please  - orphan_account this is a fic I'll always remember omg so lance flirts with Keith in spanish but pretends they're insults and he thinks Keith wont find out (he does)
how not to be a cat: 101 - jilliancares- 8,113 kEITH KEEPS  accidENTALLY TURNINg INTo A CAT aND THEN ENDS UP CUDDLING WITH LANCE I”M SOFTTT THIS FIC BROKE ME WITH ITS CUTENESS HAHIUSJK 
 moderation - Katranga - 21, 613 HSJHKJAJOIHQQ keith gets bitten by a love bug and sees lance first and then allura gets bitten and sees hunk so he just tries to act how allura acts so it doesnt give away his actual crush on lance hsjksskjs
Public Displays of Affection by hattricks lance n Keith are undercover on a mission and they see guards and they hide by making out ajkaka
the waiting game - they frick frack a lot but basically Keith and lance make eachother wait through a week without sex and only teasing sksjakak
To Bite, Or Not To Bite - jilliancares - 11,433 lance gets bitten by a vampire!!!! and he turns into one!!!! need i say more? and the way it like happens AND THEN THE WAY HIM AND KEITH DECIDE TO OMG IM THIS IS GRESR
feelings on fire i guess i'm a bad liar - melancholymango - 22679 a witch curses lance and now he can’t lie to Keith or anything having to do with Keith and its really funny i cackled sjhkah
The Loverboy Trials - PM_Writes - 20,838 THSIEIHWHIJIHJI I LOVED THIS ONE AHHHHHHH.basicaly the aliens think keith is their god of fertility and stuff so they’re like oh we need to do a ritual thing where people fight for his virginity and voltron is like oh fuck no so then lance has to compete to save keith i can’t get over it it’s- i’m softttt
Sorry, Who Are You? - sjskakaja lance and keith were childhood best friends but keith is bad with faces so when they meet at the garrison lance is really salty and keiths backstoey and the way he find out i'm- its great trust me pls
it might not be that bad - Katranga - 16,416 omg i adore this fic okay so. basically. keith doesnt know the difference between jealously and attraction because of him clinging to the closet in middle school and now hes trying to find out why his and Lance's definitions of jealousy differ and Keith's bad at feelings please readd
Everything Else
read all about it - starlightment AHAKAKAL HIGH SCHOOL AU!!!! i just read this one and it’s great!!!1 Lance is on the newspaper and writes and articles professing his love for Keith, the star quarterback that everyones in love with. it's such a good read and oh my goshh this made me throw my phone and squeal out of freaking excitement i love it so much 🥺 idk how but this made me feel as if i was living out senior year through this fic??? it was just that amazing
it's you that's haunting me - perfchan 
suuuper cute youtuber au where Keith hunts gosts and enlists lance as his cameraman. (includes a haunted mansion ballroom dance scene) and its just great oml oml i love it so so much!!! there’s also like 4 sequels so that makes it even better!!!1
Dirty Laundry - 
this is a staple and if you havent read it you're either new to the fandom or living under a rock but its a fake dating au where keith spends winter break with Lance's family and they bondddd and its great!!!! 
alright i just realized the author took it down so uhhhh
adaigo by shipstiel
lance moves in next to keith and Keith likes to play piano at the ungodly hours of the might where lance is just trying to sleep. this ones so cute!!!!!!
eyes to you wide with wonder - aknightley
an office au where Keith is shiro's secretary and lance always comes up to his desk to annoy him and they mask their affection under playful banter and lance also ends up being Keith's knight in shining armor ajskssnns it's so great!!!!
okay i know that you are not my type (still i fall) - quidhitch
ajoasbak nyma cuffs lance to a bed during a party and then leaves but then the bed turns out to be none other than....Keith's bed!! so they like talk while Lance is only in boxers and cuffed to Keith's bed
you never stood a chance - kagshina
it's a snapchat fic!!!!!!! lance accidentally snaps keith a shirtless pic and then Keith snaps back and it's just 😳😳 the whole time it's great omg
Cold Hearts Looking for Love - swang_is_trying typical enemies to lovers where lance is the son of a rich businessman and visits the orphanage that Keith hangs around to visit Pidge??? but its fricking jam packed with them thirsting over each other sshsksksm (i must warn you, its incomplete)
Of Don Juan And Elvis - shipstiel 
Keith is a starbucks barista and lance always comes in and orders with really weird names ehehe
And Now Presenting: Rielle and the Forbidden Meringue
tsbkakaK this ones so cute keith is a galra guard and hes guarding a garden (ooh alliteration) and climbs a tree and then falls into lance's arms (who's an altean guard) and its really cute sjkssahajaj
how to not keep a diary, or, lance’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad semester - glitterfreezing sjskasla they're sophmores in college and roommates pidge forces lance to keep a diary and he just ends up ranting about keith but he’ oblivious to his won feelings heheh
Lance and the Search For Keith's Boyfriend - haikquu - 9497
lance is jealous bc everyone keeps talking abt keith’s boyfriends but he doesnt know who he is (it’s him)
bus buddies - WhatTheBodyGraspsNot - 8033
lance notices Keith doesnt have a bus buddy on a 3-day-trip to save the bees so he goes and sits with him and it's so cuteeeee
got got got it bad -  kairiolette - 10,377 so keith is bad at feelings so he asks what its like to have a crush on someone and then basically tells lance that he has a crush on him and lance just casually brings it up
Only Fools Rush In (but I Can't Help Falling in Love with You) - Fangirl_on_fire_ - 13,524
OMGOMGOMG LANCE IS A MAFIA .BOSS AND IT STARTS OFF WITH A ONE NIGHT STAND AND THEN THEY AHAAKSJSKSM ITS GREAT PLS READ
The Bitter And The Sweetness - The_Real_Karaage - 66337
its a klance youtuber au!!!!!! I love these!!!!! okay so keith makes like conspiracy theory videos and knife throwing ones and lance does like vlogs or storytimes with pidge and they also do dance and then they meet irl but lance doesn't know keith is the YouTube guy cause he hides his identity and omgomggg also Keith is from Texas so he acts like a stereotypical emo cowboy and as a Texan I find it extremely funny
nobody puts baby in a corner - orphan_account - 3,950
 its like the 23rd century and aliens are on earth and keith is a royal galra and lance goes clubbing and and they meet and dance and wOOHOO 
okay thats all for now but i'm probably gonna make a part 2 cause i have a whole bunch saved to my notes app lmao have fun reading y'all
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thedeliriumtennants · 7 years
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I was tagged by @jem-scribbles​ like 45 days ago. Love you! <3
Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… And most importantly, have fun!
a - age: Really close to 30 and pretending that’s not happening.
b - biggest fear:  Heights and spiders
c - current time: 10:15pm
d - drink you last had:  ginger ale 
e - every day starts with:  17 alarms that I ignore
f - favorite song:  It changes so much. Lately: The Temper Trap - Love Lost
g - ghosts, are they real: oh for sure.
h - hometown: Space Coast of FL
i - in love with: @nannyogg123
j - jealous of:  People that like to get up early and are super productive right away. Also anyone that goes to bed at a normal hour.
k - killed someone:  I hope not
l - last time you cried:  I happy cry over everything. I got a present from @thetraciwho and @nannyogg123 today and totally cried over both.
m - middle name:  Lynn
n - number of siblings: I have two younger brothers that I absolutely adore
o - one wish: To achieve my financial goals this year
p - person you last called/texted: I wish every answer wasn’t @nannyogg123 but...here we are.
q - questions you’re always asked:  "Can we push that meeting?”
r - reasons to smile:  I just had hot fudge. 58 days until London. Parks and Rec is on my TV. I go see the girlfriend in a month. I’m going to have a bubble bath soon. It’s almost Friday. 
s - song last sang:  Passenger - And I Love Her
t - time you woke up: Around 9
u - underwear color: Rainbow colored
v - vacation destination:  An overwater bungalow in Bora Bora.
w - worst habit:  Not folding the clean laundry.  <--Same.
x - x-rays you’ve had: A billion of them? Pretty much everything.
y - your favorite food: All the pasta. Chicken. Cinnamon rolls. French toast. 
z - zodiac sign: Virgo
Tagging whoever hasn’t done this...and... @nannyogg123 @draco9236 @hazelcmist @pharohtrinity
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