#false punching ren <3 and him being oh i've been irreversibly changed

[falseren]

false knowing ren so well that she can accurately predict what jokes he'll make and what music he'll use... not beating the "she can read his mind" allegations. (unfortunately. bc personally i'm rather scared of what's going on in ren's head.)

#so. spyxfamily au— [THROWN OFF MY SOAPBOX] #mindreader false + son of the red winter mafia ren. wait. lowkey cooking #no bc ren 'self sacrificial' dog would totally go 'that bomb on her neck attach it to me instead!' insane behaviour tbh. #false punching ren <3 and him being oh i've been irreversibly changed #the 🦅🥜ification of 🦅🐶