#except instead of snoring it's tightrope walking in her sleep over a pit of spikes

[yallemagne]

Ya know, even though everyone calls it a Hot Girl Summer, it is not as glamorous as the name implies.

There are hot girls, it's summer, but??

Starts off IMMEDIATELY with:

"So yeah, Lucy looked very pretty today, but I just found out the primary reason I was invited to her family's vacation home was so her mother could recruit me as an unpaid servant to keep her from jumping off a cliff in her sleep. And my fiancé might be dead."

Like so far this is just hell. No joke.

#it's like the trope of like “hehe we're gonna have a sleepover!!” #*smashcut to one of them snoring loudly* #except instead of snoring it's tightrope walking in her sleep over a pit of spikes #dracula #dracula daily #lucy westenra #mina murray