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pancakestoryteller · 1 year

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What if I was PC in Stardew valley, entry #4

I just fed a rock statue. I legitimately have no words for this right now.

It all started when I was messing around with my new axe that Clint just made for me. He said it was powerful enough to chop up the really big logs around the valley and he was not kidding. There was this huge log in cindersnap that I've been trying to move for ages. Once I did, I found a little path into another small grove. It's so beautiful in here. Lots of foraging items, murderous jelly molds, and statues in the back corner of it. I ended up in front of the statue and was hungry, so I pulled out one of the fruits I just harvested. I got the seeds from that crazy cart lady. Crazy, because her prices were nuts. Anyways, the statue started to freaking glow and that fruit just drifted into its mouth.

I don't have the energy to freak out anymore. I just don't. This valley is nuts. The people here are nuts. I am clearly nuts. I'm going home and passing out... After I eat this purple star that the statue gave me. Because that's a normal thing to do when a statue gives you a glowing fruit in return for feeding it. Shouldn't be concerned at all with what this fruit could do to me.

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bostonboyevans · 2 years

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[text]: exactly, everything else will fade to black as you two stand up there together! it'll be like no one else in the world even exists in that moment. oh, I am for sure a rambling mess! ask Seb! you should see the cards I write him every month, sometimes more! or the mushy texts I send him in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. all very rambly Margot, haha.

[text]: I cannot wait to see those two together again! are you kidding? you don't have to thank me! we're honored you guys have asked him to be part of your special day. plus, any chance to see our babies together is a yes for me. they're so sweet with one another. I should have put in a good word to get you cast in this one since it's filming and set in Boston! you can keep hitting on my husband because I'll keep on hitting on your wife ;) haha Piper is taking after her mum when she was young! I keep saying she's my karma for being a bratty teen to my mum. I just can't believe Bradie is in school either! she's growing up so fast! I can never decide who she looks more like: you or Jade. I swear, she's 50/50, split right down the middle. I'm so glad to hear she's enjoying school! I.m holding on tight to both of them! I'm wondering how Axe is going to be two in just under two weeks!

[Text:] In that case I think I need to take some tips for you two! That sounds so cute, I need to come up with something like that for Jade just to mush over her a little more haha. Seeing you two happy is just the best I can't get enough of it (even if I am a little jealous you got him to marry you first...)

[Text:] Jade and I are hoping they'll get the hint eventually with a few nudges here and there, I'd love every second of having Axel as my son in law. Yeah thanks for thinking of me after it's underway! Nah honestly I've had a lot on with ASP anyway so you're forgiven. Oh I have permission now? Honestly I think my wife would prefer you hitting on her anyway! Ahh how they get revenge on us huh? I'm glad to hear she's doing well though, at least she's letting you know whos boss around here. Oh god she's definitely got Jade's swagger but I've persuaded her to be more interested in football than dance so I got my own back. That's so crazy to me, it seems like yesterday he was just a little nugget and now he's making all the ladies swoon!

#text: margot

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