#don't ever work retail lordie

[belfryprepz]

Soo sleepy retail is sooo evil good night

#price check this shoe check that why don't you check out some bitches- #and then I'm not at work for obvi reasons so it's just me trying to be as cishet as possible #even though everytime i meet a queer customer i wanna be like hiii im one of you here's the gay shoes helloo thank god im not alone here #i can't dress emo at work </3 i wake up and look like a model at american eagle #nobody knows I'm a lesbian nobody knows I'm a lesbian. i feel like my work personality is like. #me as a sad little closeted catholic girl in 5th grade. I'm sweet and accomodating and oh so patient #i kinda miss school like i could dress how i want and i could tell people to fuck off #now it's all 'im sorry ma'am but i can't offer you an additional discount for the missing rhinestone. it's on sale because it is damaged #no i will not call my boss. yes you can speak to my manager. no you can not return sale items. i don't know if it will still be here next #week. it sat there for over 2 years before you picked it up. who's to say? fine I'll put these in separate bags. have a great day.' #PAIN #i never realized how bitter i am #don't ever work retail lordie #a long day and a customer looks at me funny and I'm about to start exploding #belfryprepz