#channeling 'freedom is a thot' energy but so are you sir!!!

[theinfinitedivides]

note to self do not try and watch BTS clips from SRK films at ungodly hours of the morning, your gay ass will regret it one way or another

#film: happy new year #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #this post is brought to you by me finding bloopers from Happy New Year yesterday on YouTube and having them on loop since #i cannot breathe #i open my mouth to take in oxygen and i do nothing but wheeze myself into oblivion #99.8% of the character breaks in these clips are caused by Abhishek B the rest are just cast shenanigans and SRK existing in general #part 1 and 2 of the blooper series are cursed tho istg #you have Shah Rukh about to judo kick a mf*cker (read: the cardboard bodyguard that fell down while he was passing #in one of the takes and everyone subsequently looking at him like he's lost a few braincells). #you have Shah Rukh almost spitting out his water in the first ten seconds of part 2 bc of Abhishek. #you have a very specific point in that video where for no reason whatsoever he leans in to tell Boman Irani something and just. #f*cking licks him from chin to cheekbone. Irani glitches for at least five seconds afterwards #as one is want to do after being licked by the Shah Rukh f*cking Khan. #Don flashbacks immediately show up. one of the other cast members is trying not to be the third wheel and is failing miserably #if we're honest he's more unhinged on set than on Twitter #channeling 'freedom is a thot' energy but so are you sir!!! #look here that is not very heterosexual of you #anyway i need this or else i'll talk about how the CBFC really heard everyone screaming about the saffron bikini #and decided that there was some weight to that and asked the Pathaan team to come back with edits to the songs #then again this is the same CBFC that just rescinded a certificate they gave to a Pakistani film for release in the country #and didn't give a reason as to why