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#caleb sits essek down and shows him how to fix it. you'd think it turns into a porno but between essek's demisexuality and caleb's
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can't stop thinking about a shadowgast "i'm not looking to fuck do you have a screwdriver my bathroom is flooding" grindr au
#essek's the one with a flooding bathroom because 1. he's a shut-in who wouldn't ever talk to his neighbors and 2. probably has
#either extremely reactive experiments going on in his kitchen or classified documents he brought home to work on
#but he wouldn't have a screwdriver
#and caleb 'diy wizard' widogast would a. check grindr regularly and b. have a full toolkit
#caleb sits essek down and shows him how to fix it. you'd think it turns into a porno but between essek's demisexuality and caleb's
#all-encompassing excitement over Doing Repairs that I know that nerd would have. they don't get that far and caleb leaves quickly bc he
#has papers to grade. a week goes by. essek starts breaking things on purpose. it slowly dawns on caleb that Shitty Pipes Guy doesn't
#actually have shitty pipes it's that he's Lonely. and that's endearing. is this mic on
#caleb teaches physics at a community college and essek is some skeevy government official with a phd in astrophysics
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