#by either rocinante or garp. roci's just like 'law have siblings'

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fun fact: i have an entire hoard of various unrelated fics that involve at least one member of cp9 related in some way to another character

#i think my favorite is the one where p much all of cp9 gets found as kids for some reason #by either rocinante or garp. roci's just like 'law have siblings' #while eight different kids are all just like 'what the fuck' #garp of course grabs all of them and drags them off to dawn and is just like 'luffy ace have more siblings' #(dadan and the bandits are not prepared for this) #(makino is very tempted to borrow one of the boys' pipes and whack garp with it) #meanwhile the cp9 kids are all just like 'um' #'you're my kids now!' 'i am literally like sixteen' says jabra #'is it considered turning traitor if we were kidnapped by a vice admiral and told we didn't have a choice' #i have at least one (1) fic where kalifa knows nami at least #and if you think i don't have a fic where i take kaku and forcibly adopt him as banchina's nephew and usopp's cousin you are wrong #listen i live for adopted siblings and chosen siblings and forcefully chosen siblings #so like. #also let's be real if garp dropped cp9 off at the bandits luffy would forcefully adopt all of them in a heartbeat #ace and sabo from off to the side: just give in now. we tried to kill him for like a monthstraight and he still liked us #anyway i have so many ridiculous fic concepts #and about 300k of various paulie/lucci fics hiding on my hard drive