#but the stupid 'oh yeah he liked to cheat on livia with virgins' thing is just.....nah bud

[navree]

reading suetonius is always fun because it is an incredibly vibes based experience

#personal #basically the man was such a lying liar who lies half the time #that it boils down to 'hm does this sound right compared to other stuff' #and then you believe based on whether you feel that yes it sounds right or no it doesn't #that's why we can all immediately buy into shit like 'octavian had sleepovers with maecenas whenever he was sick' #with no questions asked #but the stupid 'oh yeah he liked to cheat on livia with virgins' thing is just.....nah bud