#but the fucking phrase 'the most competent man' just makes him sound like he's overcompensating SO BADLY

[stormbreaker101]

I still cannot believe someone writing official KI stuff had the mental strength to call Stallion Quatermane “The Most Competent Man” and put that in OFFICIAL KI PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL.

How do you fucking write that without BURSTING INTO LAUGHTER.

it’s so Stupid. Grade A Capitalized Stupid. I love it.

#like. sure. he's a prodigy in over 8 fields. the mold from which all heroes are made. yada yada yada #one of the 'great old white men' of the spiral (yknow discounting that he's Tang Orang) #but the fucking phrase 'the most competent man' just makes him sound like he's overcompensating SO BADLY #completely makes him sound like a puffed up pastry with only machismo and braggadocio to his name. #it's so stupid. i love it. #wizard101 #stallion quartermane #yes this is getting maintagged. whatever. we need to be more weird about our stupid old men on main. #jesse speaks: tag edition