#but on the other hand it's extremely funny to meme about Nier being a dumbass so my hands are tied

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

So, I started replaying Nier Replicant today, and have come to a really funny revelation:

We all know that the protagonist/Nier/The World Ender/Lad can't swim, right? Like, the game itself makes fun of him for it:

Now, obviously this is because Cavia couldn't program in a swimming mechanic, in the same way that the reason the Earth's rotation has stopped because they couldn't get a day-night cycle working, but here's the thing: if you take a look at Nier's house:

HIS HOUSE IS LITERALLY ON TOP OF A POND. YOU COULD EASILY AT LEAST LEARN TO SWIM IN THAT. THIS BOY HAS BEEN LIVING HERE FOR 16 YEARS, AND EVEN FIVE YEARS AFTER THIS HE HASN'T LEARNT HOW TO SWIM. GODDAMN HE'S DUMB.

#nier #nier replicant #drakenier #nier replicant ver.1.22474487139 #like i know it's thematically relevant that Nier becomes the World Ender because the Shadowlord and him are so very much the same person #and are incapable of realizing that fact and therefore doom the world because they can't recognize they want the same thing #but on the other hand it's extremely funny to meme about Nier being a dumbass so my hands are tied #also my one and only goal in this playthrough is to get a screenshot of the Shadowlord's death with the Iron Will equipped #because someone ask me about the thematic importance of the Iron Will