#but I can’t it’s physically impossible

[deadgirldreaming]

This impressively in character letter from Alastor to Vox just after they fell out but before Alastor left to grab a carton of milk for 7 years was written by @official-alastor.

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My dear Vox,

Forgive me for resorting to a more “dated” means of communication as you put it, but I’d prefer to say this from a distance. Why, you ask? Well, the truth of the matter is that I simply cannot stand your presence any longer. Your voice is grating, and I wanted to get this done as quickly and efficiently as I possibly could without having to resort to your obnoxiousness in person.

You may have guessed from my introductory paragraph what the contents of this letter will be, but let me spell it out for you. You irritate me. Your very presence irritates me. And, quite frankly, my patience with you has reached its limit. I’m done, Vox. I can’t take it anymore. Just like you can’t take no for an answer.

Your incessant pestering and clinginess has made it impossible for me to be around you. Constantly pushing your affections on me and attempting to pressure me into returning them is tactless and disrespectful. I am many things and a gentleman is certainly one of them. The same, however, cannot be said for you. As the youth of today are so fond of saying, no means no, Vox.

I do not want you. I have never wanted you. I will never want you. And you have only yourself to blame for what’s happening now. I have told you time and time again that I am completely uninterested in romance along with the more physical aspects of it. On enough occasions that even Valentino remembers and understands. Valentino! But not you. No, Vox, not you at all.

You asked me if I wanted to join you. Clearly, my answer is no. The sad part is that at one point, I would have said yes, Vox. But years of your grating behavior and unwanted advances have successfully managed to change my mind. You just don’t know how to handle rejection, and it’s one of your biggest flaws (of which you have many). I wish I could say that I’m sorry for this, but I’d be lying if I did.

In the end, Vox, I’m not sorry at all. I’m relieved. Relieved that I’ll finally be free of you. Thrilled that I’m finally putting you in your place. I waited far too long to do this. It’s certainly well overdue. It feels wonderful to finally do what I’ve wanted to do for ages now. Does it hurt your feelings? Does it break your heart? Good. Suffer. As I have had to suffer enduring your presence in my afterlife for the last several decades.

Harsh, you say? That would be the point. I can think of no other way to make certain that you fully grasp what it is that I’m trying to convey here. You went too far with me, Vox. And now you reap the rewards of your efforts. Losing me entirely. The fault lies solely with yourself, as I stated before. Read that sentence again and remember it well. You alone have driven me to this. You alone have pushed and pushed until you pushed me too far. Now I’m done, and you’re going to have to learn how to live without me if you even can.

The final straw was our fight. You know the one to which I refer. I almost beat you. Almost had you right where I wanted you. You may have gotten the upper hand in that encounter, but as they say, you won the battle but have lost the war. Your biggest mistake was thinking that you could ever own me. I’ve never been yours to possess and never will be. Ever. In the end, I win, Vox. It’s as simple as that. Failure and defeat have never been an option for me as you well know. Though I know you’re quite familiar with both as you should be.

I’ll finish this with one last statement that I hope you’ll remember along with the other contents of this letter: thank you for wasting my time. Let’s never do it again.

Alastor

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[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: dismemberment / ]

I think a lot about how Leo’s rescue could have easily ended in him losing a leg as the portal snaps shut on the Krang still clutching the limb, or, alternatively, only having Leo’s right arm make it out, still held dearly in his brother’s hand as the rest of Leo is left behind. (The latter hits even harder, as it directly parallels his future self in the worst of ways.)

I think a lot about how so many things could have gone wrong during the course of the movie with even a little bit of a change, but it really is harrowing how much of a coin-flip the entirety of the Prison Dimension rescue was.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #dismemberment / #if literally any part of the prison dimension rescue was different it would have ended Very Badly #mikey came in clutch for doing the impossible in the first place #raph grabbing leo and not once letting go was vital #and donnie directly hitting the krang was essential #hell leo having the ability to reach out at all in the state he was in was a miracle #listen I think about the prison dimension a lot if you couldn’t tell #for the next tags: #strangulation mention / #physical trauma induced mutism / #potential death mention / #potential sibling death mention / #barely it mainly focuses on if he lives but / #I also think about how Leo’s trachea could have easilyyy given out as Raph (krangified) was choking him #can you imagine the last words raph hearing from his little brother being I’m sorry? #he’d likely live as the hamato bros are built different but imagine if he straight up can’t talk again after #the bros having no idea what Leo’s plan is but they suddenly feel him disappear with the portal #or also #imagine all he gets out in his hoarse voice is to beg Casey to close the portal before his family HEARS the sudden silence like a knife #even if he gets saved his voice may be wrecked or even gone for good #what am I writing wait- #also for my point on leo losing his arm paralleling his future self #imagine fate being a thing in this world but a VERY situational thing #imagine it makes it so that leo has to lose a limb #but not just that - it also ties his presence directly with the Krang’s - so if the Krang’s somewhere else…so is he

[niamnomas]

So can we get an all women’s season of physical 100 XD I’m pretty sick of the constant “well they’re not physically strong so our team is going to suck” it’s pretty fucking annoying when it happens to literally every single woman contestant :/

#physical 100 #Netflix physical 100 #physical 100 season 2 #p100s2 #Netflix physical 100 season 2 #I want an all women’s season so bad bc at this point it seems impossible for a woman to win #but also I’m tired of constantly listening to all the men belittle them #I was talking to a friend and she mentioned literally even just actually having half of the contests be women would be pretty fair #bc rn it’s literally like 8-100 #that or literally have a men’s/women’s season #ACTUALLY BE FAIR #I also hate how little they focus on the women #even when they’re doing the challenges!!! #there’s literally 4 people and the woman doesn’t even get to say anything on andre’s intra team roller match #I SAY THIS BECAUSE I LOVE THIS SHOW FR #I SEE SO MUCH POTENTIAL #I just can’t help and notice what seems to be an obvious issue 😭😭😭

[comradekatara]

if i lived in the avatar universe and was from the water tribe and couldn’t waterbend but my younger sibling could and i just had to sit there and watch how powerful they got moving water with their mind and being able to heal and the sheer power and versatility of the form but no matter how hard i tried the water would not budge for me no matter what. well i would simply kill myself. sokka is so strong

#i rmr seeing katara’s waterbending develop and improve for the first time as a kid #and wanting that power so bad #having dreams about being able to move water and waking up distraught that it was just a dream #idk what I’d do if I was sokka #like the fact that he makes peace with it is crazy #I genuinely don’t think I could #and I know being a waterbender comes with a lot of baggage for katata #but it’s also so clearly a source of passion and joy and culture and healing and life and power #and knowing that you could have that... but you don’t!!! #oh man #no wonder he’s so depressed and bitter. honestly #like can u fucking blame him. I cannot #sokka #katara&sokka #but mostly a post about ME! because I want to waterbend #and my only consolation is that it’s physically impossible #imagine it being possible but u can’t! like srsly I’d end it all so quick #anyway i think this is why sokka hits different if ur disabled. iykyk

[willowistic22]

They just know how redfinch coded they are so they keep feeding us tiny crumbs. Real not fake.

#this was just iain young sharing a photodump on his ig post from the mean girls tour #and i believe sky has a girlfriend alr but idk #so no this is in no way me shipping these two actors #but the chatacters they represent ofc #again seperate the characters from the actors #but look at me straight in the eye and tell me they are not redfinch coded #you can’t #it’s physically impossible #bcs they aRE SO REDFINCH CODES #redfinch #newsies #redfinch newsies #iain young #sky flaherty

[cryptidkey]

I have to go to school on Wednesday, devastating.

#I can’t do this I am TIRED of school I’ve been on break and I do not want to go back #I’ve finished physics English and bio for this year so hooray #BUT #now I have chem math and social which I do not want to do #And the chem teacher I have DOESNT LET YOU TAKE NOTES #which is stupid #like how are you supposed to do chem without taking notes it’s impossible #I’m going to go insane if I do bad in chem because it’s one of the classes I need for early uni applications in the courses I’m considering

[oodlesofowls]

Inktober day 6: Smoke

#I can’t not draw him as a vampire #its physically impossible #stranger things #eddie munson #eddie stranger things #vampire #vampire eddie munson #my art #oodlesofowls #inktober #inktober 2023 #tw smoking #cw smoking #tw cigarettes

[frnkiebby]

sobbing~🎃

#hands hands hands hands #frank ieros hands #fucking done #i just can’t #physically impossible #frnkiebby #mcr #mcr5 #mcrmy #frank iero #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[simgerale]

what does it mean when you’ve never had a dream about your future children and then you have baby dream and you can vividly remember what your son looked like, when no other people in your dreams seem to have faces

#woke up this morning and obviously went through this lol #it felt so special. I have never had a baby dream before. I know I want children but we want to wait a few years #and I can’t be pregnant (literally can’t right now—don’t want to go into that but physically impossible) so ?? just my heart ??? #Telling me what I want?? #he had bright blue/green eyes. #(blue eyes is in the family but we don’t have blue eyes) #squishy face #and he was quiet and sleepy #looked like he took after his dad #….fell in love #nonsims #mommas out there: is this the start of baby fever ?

[wantbytaemin]

it’s 1.18 am and i can’t sleep bc there’s a thunderstorm and i’m scared of them like a big loser so. don’t hold me accountable for my thoughts and feelings but

#i was just thinking about my day today and how i wrote in the tags after my nap i wanted to maybe go to ikea and so i presented my roommate #with the idea and she said yes ofc i was thinking of doing something too! and so we went to ikea and we got there and they have stairs and #escalators there and she was like ‘what type of day is it?’ nodding at the escalator and i know she prefers the stairs #and i have better and worse days in terms of how much i can do physically before getting winded/dizzy and i haven’t told her it’s been all #bad days lately LMAO bc ahhh i hate worrying people and i have ANOTHER cardiologist appointment next week anyway so no harm done but #the fact that she asks and then goes with me. it catches me so off guard still it’s truly something wondrous to be taken into account #i was really used to being overlooked not among peers but in my everyday family/at home life #and i still can’t believe how easy it feels for her (and my other friends) to take me into account and to just. idk. love me i guess? #i always think i’m impossible to care about on a true level beyond the surface let alone be loved #what a ride life is

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

last post for the night i swear

the real tragic part about the whole science fair incident is that perpetual motion is impossible to achieve

ford’s machine would have never worked, regardless of whether or not stan had interacted with it

(warning i accidentally wrote an approximately 30-tag dive into ford’s character in the tags don’t click see more if you don’t want to read that)

anyway!! good night everyone ❤️‍🩹

#it’s also tragic because ford didn’t know #the impossibility of perpetual motion was discovered far before that point and yet he didn’t know #i mean. ‘he’s actually just so arrogant that he thought he could break the laws of physics’ doesn’t make any sense #his reaction to the situation really didn’t match that interpretation as far as i can tell #i don’t think it’s just a ‘oh no! my dream school (that i was essentially shoved into pursuing)!’ type deal #here’s what i’m thinking: #fact one- stan and ford were seemingly already drifting apart by this point in time. this is important to note #fact two- it’s really emphasized to him that he’s smart. that’s all they say about him really- that’s he’s a genius #fact three- filbrick does not even care enough about stanford to say his name. he calls ford his ‘ticket out of this dump’ #these last two points were likely heavily emphasized to him throughout his childhood #filbrick found out ford was smart and thought stan wasn’t. so ford became his plan to make money #ford is heavily bullied for his weirdness. his hands and his interests. being smart could ‘make up’ for this in his mind #he wants to leave. he outright states this- he doesn’t feel like he belongs and he wants to go somewhere he does (his own bermuda triangle) #so what essentially happened- i believe- is that ford internalized all these things #that his weirdness is bad and that he makes up for it by being smart and that he’s meant to make his family money- #-and that he wants out #his machine fails. this is a slap in the face to him. perpetual motion is impossible? #but why didn’t he know that? he’s supposed to be smart isn’t he? if he isn’t smart then what the hell is he? #what redeeming qualities does he have? how is he supposed to help his family now? he’s a failure isn’t he? #he spots a familiar bag. stan was here. suddenly he has an excuse- a reason to believe it wasn’t his fault #(and there’s really nothing to be at fault for but he doesn’t think that) #it’s easier to blame it on stan because of how distant they’ve grown. he can’t read stan as easily #and his reaction is suspicious- did he actually sabotage the project? is it…actually not ford’s fault at all? #they don’t speak to each other again for another decade #stan because he’s afraid of rejection #ford because he doesn’t want to face his own insecurities and emotions about everything #it’s easier to pretend that he wants to be famous and isn’t just doing it to make it his father money #and it’s easier to distract himself with things he loves than to feel all the guilt and hurt and frustration #and that. is perfect for bill to use to manipulate him #that’s my thoughts anyway. sorry for the rant was not expecting that to happen

[the-woman-upstairs]

Underrated Mission: Impossible moment that keeps me up at night is in Fallout, after Lane reveals he’s staying behind to die in the explosion, deciding he wants to torture and kill both Benji and Ilsa personally even though he’s confident everyone Ethan cares about will die anyway.

#mission impossible fallout #benji dunn #ilsa faust #mission impossible #i love philip seymour hoffman too but sean harris does not get enough love for the particular brand of sadistic nastiness he plays #can’t stand up against ethan physically so he goes after the two members of the team he feels he can dominate #the first time i saw fallout in theaters this scene nearly gave me a heart attack #something something the two people who keep being underestimated and/or targeted because they’re seen as ‘weaker’ #something something women + queer men teaming up against the man obsessed with cis male heteronormative performances of strength #every action scene does tremendous character work but this one really gets me because lane really hates these two #and benji’s been worried the whole time he’ll end up as collateral in ilsa’s pursuit of lane #but benji comes for her anyway and she picks benji’s life over killing lane and completing her mission #i am forever cursed to be obsessed with the relationship dynamics between side characters but these movies especially scramble my brain

[canigirl]

make this canon i need eddie to come back he HAS to the way everyone just forgot about him !! who’s gonna be steve’s punk dnd nerd boyfriend if not eddie please i’m begging

also evil eddie would be dope fr

i don’t think i’ll ever be able to cope with eddie’s death i can’t

#eddie munson #if this happens i’ll give the duffers all my money #sure they just killed him off for no reason and made everyone act like it didn’t happen #but it’ll all be ok if they just bring him back!!!! #i can’t wait 2+ years for season 5 it’s physically impossible #parker ponders #steddie #steveddie #stranger things s4 spoilers #st4 vol2 spoilers #volume 2 spoilers #stranger things spoilers #long live eddie

[emily-mooon]

Update: ya girls not seeing echo and the bunnymen live anymore 😔

#my dad found out that events 19+ and since I’m 18 I can’t go #got the day off for it too so instead I’ll just sleep cause I work early the next day anyways #for y’all saying ‘just lie about your age’ that would be physically impossible since 1. I don’t have fake ID and 2. I look like I’m 14 #so lying about my age is not an option #anyways my dad feels bad about it and I’ll probably get a tiny bass amp as replacement Christmas gift for the concert we could not go to #sucks but oh well there’s nothing I can do about it #maybe my first concert will be alvvays instead when they go on tour at a time I’m able to go :D

[moonlessbeast]

Considering starting a gofundme or something for top surgery bc I genuinely cannot keep living like this

#quacking #my fibromyalgia makes wearing any sort of binder or bra excruciating but my chest is too big to not wear one #and my degree is for an industry in a recession so the only work I can get is physically demanding #which makes my pain worse so it’s compounding to hell and at this point sleeping or just existing is hard #but how many hours I can work is super limited bc of my fibro and I’ve got a fuckton of loans so saving up isn’t possible #trans tape has been impossible to do alone with my size and I fucked up too much to have a usable amount left #and I can’t really afford more #I can’t keep going like this my quality of life is so bad #and my family doesn’t give a shit so I’m on my own and I just. don’t know what to do #a gofundme probably wouldn’t even work but I don’t know what other options I really have yknow #sorry for the vent I’m just 🫠

[crowcryptid]

you ever get hit with the obsession beam so bad that you can’t directly interact with the Thing because it’s too much

Does that make sense

Like if you were cold but your only option to warm up was to be in a room that’s on fire

Oh no, that’s Too Much. so you must remain cold

#menthol.. eelness.. #hekp me #thinking about thing : slowly going insane #directly interacting with thing: I can’t do that I will explode #idk how else to describe this other than it is painful and also somehow scary #like ohhh no if I touch that then it will judge me (impossible) and I can’t do it because it’s too much! #I can’t see anyone talk about it I can only think about it #it’s not a physical object I’m referring to btw it’s a game #I’m not saying which..