#because that is like objectively the funniest b-movie title i've ever heard

[theraphos]

okay I did it! I fucking did it! I have finally seen EVERY PUPPET MASTER MOVIE ever made and also no one should ever do that actually but I'm not on this hell site to make good decisions okay

#puppet master #i have the weirdest god damn relationship with these movies they have just kinda haunted me since scifi channel in the 90s #so this was An Adventure #still kind of annoyed they wasted 'puppet master: the littlest reich' on a movie NOT about wrecking nazis again #because that is like objectively the funniest b-movie title i've ever heard #oh well at least that timeline will never be revisited ever #and i actually enjoyed blade: the iron cross despite the trainwreck budget #because a) it wasn't the littlest reich and b) it knew exactly the kind of stupid it wanted to be and was completely unapologetic about it #which is kinda my feels on the PM axis movies as a whole except for the bit part human japanese villains #who are excessively uncomfortable to watch and make zero sense for so many reasons #everyone talks about the kamikaze puppet being bad and yes he is but he was also made in a nazi lab and exists for like 5 minutes #so at least his badness like blends in with the rest of the dumb movie #those human chars tho wtf was anyone thinking #oh well though #go to sleep ed