#anywho jeff's heart does in fact belong to astarion and they're both dumbasses about it

[anonymouscreampuff]

hello gamers this is my son jeff who's constantly being haunted by gale's nudeness bc the fucker thought it would be hilarious to strip mid-cutscene and awkwardly writhe while their hand was on his chest.

fucker got boxed for lae'zel crimes, and then brought back for more crimes in act 3. this is when I discover the game fucking deleted all his clothes except for his boxers and shoes. so jeff gave him a hat and cape to cope. (under the cut so the post isn't longer)

(i'll post more doodles later probably) ALSO HERE'S MY LOSER SON

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #///i like to think gale has a bit of a romance rivalry with astarion orsome shit for this playthrough #bc boy howdy does he love to pull this shit #i fucking love gale #(this was before patch 5 also) #ANYWAY HI meet one of my jeff's he's just a lil guy who Does Not look like that anymore kdhsjk #i also have a bit of a jeff multiverse going on and they all have funnie ways of spelling jeff (geoff/jeffery/geoffery/jefferson etc.) #geoff and jeffery are my durge runs :3 (bad/good) #jefferson is multiplayer XD #anywho jeff's heart does in fact belong to astarion and they're both dumbasses about it #(also good durge jeff is canon) #can you see how fucking normal i am about this game #i have over 40000 words in my durge doc the fucking 'tism is STRONG #god so much shit has happened to this lizard #i fucking love jeff #also another fun jeff thing #with the final romance with astarion the world did kinda glitch #so they both just kinda. fucked outside of gale's tent #the game bullies him SO much