#and then years later her great great grandkid is gonna study christian myths because he's fucking obsessed with a gay little man in a book

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the thing about getting obsessed with a bible compliant book is if you want to deep dive into the world you actually have to know things in the bible. this is so unfair my ancestors are rolling in their graves.

#percy jackson was SO much easier i love greek myths #but did it have to be the bible neil #centuries of christians trying to convert people and imposing their religion on my idk great great grandma or something #and then years later her great great grandkid is gonna study christian myths because he's fucking obsessed with a gay little man in a book #googling the revelation while a huge copy of bhagvad gita sits right above my pc. do yall ever wonder wtf you're doing with your life. i do. #good omens