#and then i'll divorce you the very next day like zsa zsa gabor and her eighth husband

[all-that-jazz-93]

Look I know the car post is old but did you live in Chicago when you wrote that because living in a major city actually makes it more confusing who the fuck wants to drive in a major city it's obnoxious as fuck

We shall have a spring wedding

#and then i'll divorce you the very next day like zsa zsa gabor and her eighth husband