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#and then afterwards he's like 'fuck it!!! might as well sell soap as mash! rat poison shakes! who cares!! nothing is real!!!'
carnivalcarriondiscarded
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9 months
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obsessed with the prospect of Howdy Figuring It Out via the neighbors enjoying non-food items
#i have a vivid image in my mind
#of him seeing this
#then going through his entire shop studying every product
#and realizing. Oh Shit. Barely Any Of It Is Real. Im Selling Props.
#(or something akin to props since i doubt hed jump to that conclusion first)
#also the image of him pouring Woodchips and Sawdust outta a cereal box into a bowl
#and then sitting there having a breakdown over it
#is Insanely funny
#hes just cradling the bowl a la blobfish meme....
#scribble salad
#welcome home
#and then afterwards he's like 'fuck it!!! might as well sell soap as mash! rat poison shakes! who cares!! nothing is real!!!'
#thats my brain's version of events until canon proves otherwise <3
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