#and she occasionally has events in her calender called ''FEEDING OF FUCK'' or something of the sort. or ''FUCK: DOCTOR''

[farlooms]

a type of story that will ALWAYS get me to laugh are stories about the “weird” names their pets have 

#kage rattles #my 2 favourites from ppl i know is my friend who has ''cat'' and ''small cat'' (bigger than cat) but ''small cat'' is called bernie #at the vet bc he doesnt want to explain #and the other is an irl friend of mine whos lizard is named Fuck (short for fucksworth) but she calls him stone when asked #because she doesnt want to admit she named her lizard ''FUCK'' #and she occasionally has events in her calender called ''FEEDING OF FUCK'' or something of the sort. or ''FUCK: DOCTOR'' #i think she does it on purpose because its HILARIOUS #anyways if any of u have these sorts of stories please give them to me i love them #tbc i mean ''weird'' in a good way i just cant think of a better word for what i mean at 5:15am