#and i can imagine travis in a high-stakes moment just wringing sprinkle like he's a hand towel

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

I want to pitch CR for a new merch item: the Fidget-Toy-Sprinkle!

Long lanky, crimson weasel -> the head, tail and legs are soft plush & the body is plush covered twisty plastic (idk how to describe it)

You can twist, bend and otherwise reconfigure Sprinkle's spine

When you squeeze Sprinkle's head, his eyes will bug out

When you squeeze his paw, there's a 90% chance that a Travis Willingham™ soundbite of Sprinkle will play

And a 10% chance that a Matthew Mercer™ soundbite of Artagan will play

Hit me up CR merch team! I've got more ideas up my sleeve

#idk it feels like a fun addition concept #and i can imagine travis in a high-stakes moment just wringing sprinkle like he's a hand towel #critical role #cr merch #cr shitpost #the mighty nein #sprinkle the weasel #artagan #the traveler #travis willingham #matthew mercer