#and did I mention he's a freedom fighter based on a real Indian revolutionary

[chaiforthought]

I'm not entirely sure WHEN I became so predictable, but damn do I have a freakishly consistent type of celebrity crush. It's not the 6ft something, clean shaven, pretty boi. NO, of course not, because MY dumb ass is too busy staring at the 5'8" motherfucker who walks like he's at least 5 inches taller, has a well-maintained beard (hiding a gorgeous, dimpled smile), broad swimmer shoulders, and eyes you could lose yourself in.

#maybe I should've clued in a little bit when I liked Shahid Kapoor more than Shah Rukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan #or my brief dilf phase with the goddamn Hobbit movies #DWARVES?? Seriously????? #Yes this is about fucking RRR #and Ram Charan with his soulful expressive eyes that are so perfectly mocha brown #before you come for me I am aware he is nearly 40 and happily married #HOWEVER his character in RRR is technically a 20 something and is an angsty boi with a heart of gold #I have a type for blorbos too #Plus he struts around in well fitted military uniforms and perfectly tailored suits with suspenders #and he does archery and has perfect aim with guns and rides a horse and can dance #and did I mention he's a freedom fighter based on a real Indian revolutionary #yes this is ticking all my boxes and my internal vicious little anticolonial gremlin is so satisfied #rip me I guess #commence the unholy chanting of 'forearms' repeatedly...again #thot thoughts