#and all the bl**d was spilled everywhere like he's the fucking cookie monster of vampires. unbelievable

[seraphsfire]

so many 20 y/o's on twt: ugh astarion is so cool such a daddy hes so sexy mature and old and cool put my blood in a wine goblet sip it elegantly

me, 32: this is my miserable baby princess, he sucks at most things. lookit his bellybutton peekin

#im sorry he's just. cute :'( #i saw this picture on an 'astarion is so daddy' type of profile and i was just like. lil tummy :( #astarion #bg3 #my friend sent me a screenshot of how he'd set up his bed in a hotel and there was a wine goblet on the nightstand #and all the bl**d was spilled everywhere like he's the fucking cookie monster of vampires. unbelievable #maybe i just think this way bc im asexual and not bc im 32 idk