#also xue yang is SO head empty no thoughts that i feel like he'd just like

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i like to imagine xue yang showing up to jin guangyao and being like can i have the evil amulet please and jin guangyao, being a good evil villain who is nice to his evil henchmen, is like of course but why, and xue yang being like WELL YOU SEE and two hours later jin guangyao is like. okay. i regret asking. please take it and leave.

#2 be clear 1 hour and 45 minutes of it was just xue yang waxing poetic about xiao xingchen #then approximately five minutes to explain that he turned song lan into a puppet and xiao xingchen got super mad? for SOME reason?? #and killed himself??????? #and then just ten minutes of xue yang crying sadly #jin guangyao like. how do i get out of this conversation #if jin guangyao had an evil amulet for every time sad gay losers ruined his plans he'd have two evil amulets #which isn't a lot but still its weird that it happened two separate times #you know for all that its canon that xue yang and jin guangyao plotted together #we barely ever actually see it happen on screen #and that's a shame. those two seem like they'd have a real weird vibe together. #i feel like. they'd just take turns doing evil monologues but neither of them actually listens to the other's evil monologue #and like other than being Evil and wanting Revenge they actually have very very little in common #so once they're done evil monologuing they're just like #.........................................nice weather today huh #also xue yang is SO head empty no thoughts that i feel like he'd just like #say Weird Evil Things and jin guangyao would be like ..................hm. #but conversely jin guangyao lays out elaborate needlessly complex evil plans and xue yang is just like .................hm. #the untamed #things you didn't care to know about veronica #i'm SO fucking tired right now i have no clue if this remotely coherent. LOL