#also why is Peter so sultry and scary

[eviegrimhlide]

that ouat x descendants au

I dunno why but for the longest time I’ve had this idea for a ouat x descendants fanfic, that I’ll just randomly get urges to write it

more below b/c my babbling is L O N G

basically auradon takes the place of misthaven / the enchanged forest, the isle of the lost is an even bigger clusterfuck than before, and emma is something of a contemporary to ben & the other descendants. but the thing is shenanigans or smth go down with rumple (who’s still the dark one) and he finds out emma’s the savour with a fuckton of magic, in a land where magic was just outlawed, and goes after her. so snow and charming have to protect her but it all goes wrong, and she accidentally get’s sent away to the land without magic (unknown to her parents) and emma’s plot is similar to her pre-storybrook life.

meanwhile in auradon poor snow & charming are distraught they lost their daughter but sadly life also moves on. they also mostly keep this under wraps due to the pain, and to keep the secret of their daughter having magic, so people only really know that snow and charming had and lost a daughter.

anways descendants 1 and 2 happen (I dunno bout 3 yet b/c I’m still mEH on it but also fuck hades mal is not his daughter bc I said so. also lilith totally exists in this) ok maybe instead of descendants 3 there’s this quasi plague that’s settling over auradon b/c magic is dying for some reason, despite it being outlawed it still existed but now it’s dying and it’s causing this taint, and the fairies say it can only be stopped by the help of the saviour so everyone’s just??? who tf is the saviour (guessing snow & charming didn’t let that revelation slip oop)

many shenanigans later the descendants find out that it’s emma who’s the savior and oop she’s actually snow and charming’s daughter and oop she’s still alive aND OOP she’s in the land without magic. it’s a fun time getting there but they got a tracking spell working leading them to an apartment in this crazy ass city that’s waaay different than any of the ones in auradon. so they get inside and it leads them to the apartment door. what they don’t expect is a grown up 20-almost-30 something to open the door. and they dON’T expect said 20-almost-30 something to have a 10 year old son. wasn’t she supposed to be around their age, just a bit older??

turns out when you’re dealing with unstable magic to protect your magically inclined baby, it can have adverse effects. like accidental time travel. oh dear.

sO it takes a helluva lot of convincing for emma to return to auradon with them, cause honestly?? who has time for believing in magic anymore (WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE AURADON) and it end up being henry who convinces her, with this kickass story book, the only thing he had left of his father (yes baelfire is still totally his father, and yes neal is still the son of rumple, and yes he somehow ended up in the land without magic. i like the idea that rumple got his hands on the book / stole it from the author, bc that’s sorta still a thing. and rumple was using it to help himself along to one up the heroes, and bael, in a fit of rebellion, stole the book when he ran away, but I digress.)

henry and the descendants convince emma to return to auradon, except uh oh, while they were gone magic failed even more and the villains got out. except the magically inclined baddies are also suffering b/c of this so it’s just a mess all around. some have set up bases of operation, some are running around causing chaos, and some are being contained by the kingdom’s armies

long story short and it turns out this plague is emanating from neverland. b/c yes it’s still a scary place ala ouat, and yes peter pan is still a bad guy. neverland is dying b/c of the lack of magic, and damnit the island is gonna take everyone with it. basically peter would steal kids and rush them off to neverland, where they’d eventually be fed to the island to keep up the magic, but as people stopped using magic, and believing in it, it’s power dwindled, thus less magic for peter to feed to the island.

and honestly I forgot where I was going with this but it’s captain swan af, cause I’m just imagining them back in auradon (with hook cause hello it’s neverland, and who knows neverland better than peter pan who’s missing?? hook) and emma’s got this big magic thing she’s trying to psyche herself up for, and killian is just all, “c’mon swan you can do it, I’ve yet to see you fail.” in the sultry voice of his. and emma just LOOKS at him with a smirk and is all “well keep waiting cause today’s not that day.” which tOTALLY leaves everyone confused cause hello?? this is the saviour?? a good guy?? and is she fLIrTInG??? with big baddie captain HOOK??? yes, yes they are, cause no matter the universe, those two are one true love

and maybe one day I’ll write it but lbr, I’ll mostly dream about writing it.

(also evie & doug aren’t a thing b/c I said so. there are so many ship options and they had to go with this.)

#ouat #once upon a time #disney descendants #descendants #captain swan #i'm still in love with this idea #i just lack ANY writing talent to write more than messy drabbles #or rambly text posts like this

[dannyphantomrpg]

Visual Aid: 14 PHAN-TASTIC Facts About Danny Phantom!

Edit: I have no idea why tumblr is flipping out. If you click to Keep Reading, the punctuation is fixed. ???

Hey Hart Phans! I'm going ghost! Or it's "goin’" without the "g". Goin' Ghost. I'm goin’ ghost! You guys like this? Is this is a cool hoodie or what? Check this out. This is based on my Danny Phantom 10 Years Later design. And if you're good, if you're really nice and leave a nice comment in the comment section below and give me a like or subscribe, I just might leave a link in the description below so you can get one of these yourself.

If anyone has the link to the 10YL hoodie, I’ll leave it here.

Fourteen years ago, this week, Danny Phantom premiered on Nickelodeon. So we're gonna do 14 awesome things about Danny Phantom.

Number one, it's a show about teenagers. Danny, Sam, and Tucker - all teenagers in a high school. A lot of shows centered around kids in elementary school, kids in preschool, but not a lot centered around a high school. And I think a lot of kids in their teenage years when they first encounter Danny Phantom really responded to it really well because Danny was going through the same things they were going through, you know? Dealing with girls, dealing with boys, the high school dance, bullies, all those sorts of things. Danny Fenton was going through the same things a lot of the audience was going through. I think that's really why Danny Phantom resonated with a lot of kids and why it still resonated with a lot of teenagers today.

Number two, relationships. Danny Phantom is an awesome show chock full of relationships. And what's cool about that is, you know, everybody loves great characters who have great relationships because that makes it easier for the audience to relate to them. Danny's relationship to Jazz. She loves him but treats him like a little brother until she finds out he's got ghost powers and then she wants to be part of his super team. Danny's nerd relationship with Tucker. They're the best of friends. Danny's relationship to his bumbling, ghost-fighting parents who don't realize that their son is the ultimate ghost prize they've been searching for. And finally, Danny's relationship to Sam. I mean, Sam and Danny start off as really good, close friends and as the show builds, their relationship builds as well. And it finally ends in Phantom Planted where they fly off into the sunset and we're all left wondering, do they get married? Does this relationship continue? What happens to Danny and Sam? And that's awesome. Cause people want to know. Do you want to know? Let me know in the comment section below.

Number three, ghost powers! I mean, how many cool characters you can think of have ghost powers? I can name a few. There's Deadman, from DC Comics, he could sort of take over people's bodies, and he was dead. There's The Spectre from DC Comics who's a big, huge, otherworldly ghost no one can really relate to, but he's kind of cool, I guess. There's Phantom Girl from Legion of Superheroes who... no one's really ever heard of. There's Casper the Friendly Ghost, who... is friendly. And then there's Ghost Rider who rides a motorcycle and isn't really a ghost. He's got, like, a flaming skull head and a chain, so anyway. But Danny had all these cool powers. He had plasma blasts, he had a ghostly chill, and could shoot cold out of his hands because ghosts give you a chill up your spine. He could turn intangible and go through walls, he could grab you and turn you intangible and pull you through walls. All these really cool things and not a lot of other characters have had powers as cool as Danny Phantom.

And in Danny Phantom, we had a rule. We were writing the show that none of the ghosts would be dead people. We never wanted to be the ghost of a dead person. We wanted the ghosts to be creatures from another dimension that could take the shape of a human, could take the shape of something, but they would never be a deceased person's spirit. Like, you'll never see Danny Phantom fighting the ghost of Elvis Presley or the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. I should, we should make a cartoon where Lincoln fights Elvis. Let's write that down! Let's do that!

Number four, Danny's parents. And the fact that they don't know that their own son is the ultimate ghost prize they've been looking for. I mean, let's face it. Jack and Maddie Fenton are awesome. They love each other, they're people of action, they, they kick ghost butt all the time, they got amazing weapons. But the one thing they can't seem to figure out is how to catch a ghost and, number two, that their own son is the ultimate ghost that they've been looking for.

Number five, the Box Ghost! I am the Box Ghost! Actually, not just the Box Ghost, but all of the Danny Phantom ghost villains. Let's face it, without a good group of villains, a hero and a show, or comic or whatever, doesn't have a really great chance to shine, and Danny Phantom's villains really give him a lot to play off of. From the comedy of the Box Ghost, to the sultriness and the musicality of Ember, to the sinisterness of the ultimately deadly Vlad Plasmius, and the action and edginess of Skulker. All of these villains really, really gave Danny Phantom this ultimate ability to become an awesome hero and to give the audience something to really, really be excited about and someone to root for.

Number six, the songs. From the opening notes of the Danny Phantom theme song *hums*, you knew that was Danny Phantom. The end credit music is amazing. The music inside the show, where Danny's fighting a ghost, or when a relationship gets really tender, there's a tender moment. The music there is amazing, too. Plus, to top it all off, the amazing song by Ember "Remember" was a great song. People just loved that song and have really responded to it really well. So I think Danny Phantom didn't old have some of the best music in cartoons, but in all of television.

Number seven, the costume. Starting off with just a black jumpsuit, white boots, white gloves, white belt. We ended up adding a logo into the costume, and I think adding that awesome cool D with the ghostly tail and the P inside of it, elevated that simple, normal costume of Danny's in the first season to one of the most iconic superhero costumes of all time.

Number eight, the Ghost Zone. The Ghost Zone gave Danny a whole other dimension, pardon the pun. I mean, not only does Danny Phantom have to fight ghosts in our world, but then we have him the Ghost Zone where he's got to go fight ghosts there are well. And the awesome thing about the Ghost Zone was that we could give Danny pretty much anything we wanted to in the Ghost Zone. It was really a world with no rules. There were some rules. But what was cool about it, we could have anything we wanted to in there. We could have Frostbite's frozen home world, we could have the Ghostwriter's Library, we could have Skulker's island where he chased Danny and Valerie Grey. We could have doors that opened up into any dimension, in any time period that we wanted to. It just really expanded Danny Phantom from being a city-based superhero show to a dimensionally-based superhero show.

Number nine, superhero ideas. Now, Danny Phantom was one of those shows that took a lot of the classic superhero ideas and kind of turned them a little bit inside out and used them in their own way. For example, the secret identity. Danny Phantom had a secret identity like Clark Kent, or Bruce Wayne, or Peter Parker, but the interesting thing is all of Danny's villains pretty much knew his secret identity. And none of Danny's family did. Also, comedic versus sinister moments. Danny Phantom was a great show, had examples of being funny one second and then being ultimately scary and having lives at stake the next. For example, in The Ultimate Enemy, Danny fights Box Lunch, who is the daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady one minute, And then the next minute, he's fighting the ultimate bad, evil future version of himself, Dark Danny, from the future. It was a great show and taking those sort of classic superhero ideas and using it in its own way, keeping those ideas pure, but making it it's very own.

Number ten, story length. We watch a half-hour cartoon show, you can tell one one story, have a commercial, and tell another story. Two eleven minutes in the half hour because we did eight minutes for commercials. Little behind the scenes stuff there. But Danny Phantom was one of the first shows ever that told its stories in 22 minutes. We had a long time to tell our story so we'd have the first part of the story, and then an act break, and then the last part of the story. Danny Phantom even had a cold open before the titles. I don't think I've seen a cartoon like that ever since.

Number eleven, the serialized storytelling in Danny Phantom. What does that mean? Well, basically what it means is you'd watch one episode of Danny Phantom, no problem. It made sense. Watch another one, that one makes sense too. But if you watch all the episodes of Danny Phantom in order, they're all connected in some way. Each episode ties into the next because we're always constantly building the story, the characters, and the world as the show goes on. And that was unique back then, that wasn't really done a lot back then. So I think Danny Phantom really paved the way for a lot more serialized cartoons to come out after it.

Number twelve, the voice acting on Danny Phantom. I mean, not only did Danny Phantom have amazing character concepts, and amazing character designs, but the voice acting, I think, brought the characters up to a whole new level. Like, David Kaufman as Danny Phantom, Rob Paulson as Jack Fenton and Technus, Ricky D'Shon Collins as Tucker, Colleen O'Shaughnessy as Jazz Fenton, Tara Strong as Ember McLean, Martin Mull as Vlad Plasmius, Eric Roberts as the Ultimate Enemy Dark Danny from the future, Jon Cryer as Freakshow, and the list goes on and on and on. These characters not only look great, not only written great, but the voice acting brought them up to an incredible level that, I think, that audience still responds to today. And that's why people love the characters of Danny Phantom.

Number thirteen, the awesome phans - P-H-A-N-S. The Dany Phantom phans are legion. They are unbelievable. you're all awesome, and you're the reason this show still lives on and on and on and on. From the original episodes of Danny Phantom on Nickelodeon to my videos, Danny Phantom 10 Years Later, all the stuff I do with Danny Phantom here on the channel. You guys are what makes Danny Phantom special because you will not let the show go away. And I'm here with you 100%. I want Danny Phantom to live on as long as you do. So keep sending me requests, keep letting me know what you want to see as far as Danny Phantom goes. We'll keep doing amazing stuff and keep making you guys happy because Danny Phantom deserves to go on, and you guys deserve to see more.

Ok, and the fourteenth awesome thing about Danny Phantom is... Young Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen. What? Did I say young? That's right, I said "young". A lot of you think it's "Yo Danny Fenton". It's not. It's "young". How do I know this? Cause I wrote the theme song. So I know, and I wrote "Young Danny Fenton", that's what it is. It is "Young Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen". Did I blow your mind? I blew your mind, didn't I? I didn't mean to.

Hey, I'm so glad you guys are phans - P-H-A-N-S - happy 14th Danaversary, to Danny Phantom

#Danny Phantom #14 PHAN-TASTIC Facts About Danny Phantom! #Butch Hartman #reference #these aren't facts #these are opinions #serisouly dude go watch your own show #you listed fourteen facts and got fifteen of them wrong #is he seriously taking credit for cold openings and serialization? #danny phantom isn't really a serial show #he talks like a sociopath! #it's young not yo #i can't believe that's the hill he's going to die on #he dedicated an entire fact to it!

[mtt-metal-crusher]

But I’m hot!

Mettaton and Alphys friendship:

1670 words. Request for anonymous.

“I honestly don’t know what you see in her, Alphys,”

“Wh-who? Undyne?”

“She’s utterly terrifying,”

Mettaton and Alphys sat on opposite ends of the sofa as Mettaton flicked through the television channels idly, watching the screen with a bored expression. The choice of television content was immense in the human world, and yet there never seemed to be anything worth watching.

“She’s not scary w-when you get to know her!” She countered, “She’s actually quite sweet and gentle,”

“Hmmph!”

“W-what was that noise for?”

“That was my noise of pure disbelief, darling,” He said, sprawling out on the sofa to get himself more comfortable, taking up half the space along with it.

Alphys crossed her arms, “D-don’t make noises of disbelief about my girlfriend! S-she’s a nice person,”

“I’ll make whatever noises I like, sweetheart,” He informed her, stretching out further and laying his legs on Alphys’ lap. There, now he was comfortable. “She once threatened to ‘noogie me so hard my head caved in’,”

“That’s just her way o-of... bonding!”

Mettaton smirked, “Oh really?”

“It is!

He looked over to her, placing the television remote down. He’d never find anything of interest to watch at this rate anyway. “Say, honey, it’s cute to see you so defensive about her. You really have fallen for that angry fish woman, haven’t you?” He pressed, nudging her teasingly with his foot.

A small, hesitant smile grew on her lips, “Y-yeah, I like her a lot,”

He sighed, “Okay, well I guess I can’t change your mind about her,”

“You c-certainly can’t!”

“Even though she terrifies me,”

“Nope!”

They looked at each other with subtle smiles, knowing that they were both as stubborn as each other.

Once a silence began to grow over the conversation, and the hunt for something to watch on the television came to an end, Mettaton finally turned it off all together.

“How about we play a game?”

“L-like what? I have plenty of games on my PC-”

“No no! I mean, like... Truth or Dare?”

Alphys gulped. That game always promised a lot of panic and terror for her. Alphys wasn’t the best person to be playing a game about truth, but then again, neither was Mettaton. Maybe they’d just have to take dares all night.

“O-okay then, you start,”

“Hold on, I have to get the wine first,”

“What for?”

“You expect me to play a game about admitting the truth without getting drunk beforehand? That’s preposterous,”

Alphys laughed, “You h-have a point!”

“Truth,” Mettaton said, tempting with fate. The only solace he had with playing this game was that, if Alphys started asking intrusive questions, he could always fire them straight back at her.

“How long are you g-going to let that Burgerpants guy think that you hate him?” She asked, “Because he r-really hates working for you- he tells everyone who walks in! He even t-told me- and he knows I made you! I-I think he holds me responsible,”

Mettaton rolled his eyes, “I’m going to stop treating him like crap when he starts acting like a good employee. See- he’s lucky I don’t fire him for talking trash about me behind my back. I was even kind enough to hire him again when we got to the surface,”

Alphys took another giddy sip of her wine, letting the fruity taste roll around on her tongue, “Y-you make a good argument,”

He also took a sip, or rather, gulp of his wine himself, almost downing half the glass, “That guy really does push me to the limit,”

“I-I see!” Alphys looked at him, a little worriedly. Maybe she should replace the wine with something non-alcoholic in a while, “Okay, my turn. I choose... truth?” She said uncertainly.

“Okay! Truth time,” Mettaton said, straightening up to think of a good question, “Have you, or have you not ever...” He gave her a mischievous look, “Had a crush on me?”

“O-oh my God!”

Mettaton smirked “I knew it,”

“W-wait n-no!” Alphys said, giggling infectiously, “No Mettaton. I’ve actually n-never felt like that about you,”

He looked at her like she’d just shot him, like she’d just said something to betray his whole trust and everything he stood for, “Never?”

“Nope! You’ve always j-just been my friend, 

“But I’m so hot,” He said, as though he was trying to convince her to crush on him.

She had to cover her mouth to stop all of the giggles from escaping, “Y-yes but I was the one who m-made you hot. I got fed u-up of seeing your stupid hot face every time I had to work on it,”

“Now this is just bullying,” Mettaton huffed, trying his hardest to suppress a laugh. “You’ve seen me... in the nude,”

Alphys snorted and covered her face, the laughter becoming too much, “I have! B-but I’d rather see Undyne in ‘the nude’,”

Mettaton finally caved, laughter pouring out of him. The idea that anyone would rather see Undyne naked than him was hilarious to him. He couldn’t quite believe it.

When the laughter eventually petered off, Mettaton shook his head, “Okay, my turn again. I choose dare,”

Alphys held her chin in thought, “I dare you to... call Undyne and tell her y-you love her!!”

He gasped, pouring another glass of wine quickly, not caring much when some of it sloshed over the side, and then poured the whole glass-full down his throat. He slammed the glass back down on the table and pulled out his phone.

Alphys had to hold her hands over her mouth again as Mettaton dialled the number, knowing that Undyne would be able to hear her giggling otherwise.

“Hello, beautiful,” Mettaton breathed when Undyne picked up, his tone full of wanton lust.

“Mettaton? That you?” She replied, her voice only showing confusion.

“Oh, you know who it is, darling,” He said, winking and biting his lip, far too drunk to realise she couldn’t see him.

“Well... what’s up?” She asked, his tone alarming her immensely.

“I was just calling to... admit s-something rather personal to you,” He said, slurring his words slightly but still holding onto his sultry voice, “You see, I’m just dreadfully in love with you and want nothing more than to... than to father your children!”

There was silence on the other end of the phone and both Mettaton and Alphys looked at each other, holding their breath to keep in their laughter, “Darling? Are you there?”

At long last, Undyne was heard again, this time, howling with laughter, “I can’t believe you just- oh my God! As if I’d-” More laughter, and then Mettaton and Alphys joined in, unable to help themselves. Undyne could be heard saying something quietly to someone else, and then laughing harder “Hey, Papyrus says he’ll father your children- so you can have that,”

“METTATON, DON’T LISTEN TO HER- I SAID NO SUCH THING,” A loud voice yelled through the phone, supposedly belonging to ‘Papyrus’.

Undyne spoke again, quieter this time, “He totally would if you asked him, though,”

“UNDYNE I CAN HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT ME,”

“Well I gotta go- catch you later metalbutt,” And with that, she hung up, leaving Alphys and Mettaton with tears of laughter streaming down their faces.

“I really thought she was taking it seriously for a moment there,” Mettaton said in between laughs.

“Me too! I thought she was going to get all angry,” Alphys said, wiping the tears away.

“I thought she was going to agree,”

“WHAT?!”

Mettaton threw his head back and kicked his legs with laughter.

“She’s a lesbian, Mettaton,”

“I don’t know how strong my charms are-”

“Not that strong, Mettaton,” She patted him on the arm, knowing he was taking the fact that not everybody fell hopelessly at his feet hard, “O-okay- my turn. I’ll choose dare this time,”

“Alrighty, I dare you to let me give you a makeover,”

Alphys eyed him, wondering where the catch was with this dare. It seemed too simple. But when Mettaton started pulling out a black wig and makeup- she knew exactly what he was up to.

“You made m-me look like you!” She said when he was finished, looking into the mirror, “D-do I look hot now?”

Mettaton shushed her by placing a finger clumsily upon her lips, “You are always hot Alphys- now you’re just hot in the same way as me,”

“Y-you think I’m always hot?”

Mettaton nodded, “Everyone has the ability to be hot- it’s all in the personality,” He chuckled, “How do you think I got everyone in the underground to fall in love with a box?”

She giggled, “Th-that makes sense,” But then her brow furrowed, “But... I don’t have a hot personality,”

“Of course you do... you know smart things. That’s hot to a lot of people- look you have a girlfriend so she must think so,”

She gasped, as though the mystery of how she managed to get herself a girlfriend was finally revealed.

Mettaton nodded slowly, grabbing onto her shoulders, “You’re hot Alphys! Say it with me, ‘I am hot!’,”

Alphys felt like she was about to faint. Or throw up. She wasn’t sure.

“I am h-hot!”

“Say ‘I am cute!’”

“I am cute!”

“Say ‘I would happily let Mettaton father my children!’,”

“I would ha- Wait! I’m not saying that.” She laughed, “Mettaton, you have to let this go,”

He looked like he was about to sob, “But I’m so irresistible, why won’t any of you be infatuated with me?”

“Because that would be weird! Mettaton, I’m your best friend. Not everyone has to think you’re sexy,”

“You don’t think I’m sexy?!”

“M-Mettaton no- I-”

“This changes everything,”

They carried on like this for the rest of the night, daring each other to do increasingly stupid things and arguing about Mettaton’s attractiveness. In the morning, all they had left of the day was three empty wine bottles, fuzzy headaches and a photo Alphys had sent to Undyne dressed as Mettaton with the caption ‘don’t you want to father my children?’.

#alphys #mettaton #undyne #undertale #i love drunk mettaton i'm sorry i couldn't resist #i hope you like this anon!! #i love these two! #angel's requests