#also i am 32 now thank u for respecting your elders

[cephalopod-werecat]

[3:50:44 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): and WoW does improve on that in the later stuff, but since they hardly clear out the old stuff and the way they release content is via dungeons instead of story updates....it's funny to have the Lich King banished once a week and hear him proclaim his death speech... every...time...I run the dungeon [3:51:03 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): like yeah Arthas I know blah blah traitors blah blah wrath blah blah you have an ice dragon [3:51:12 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): shut up and drop that mount [3:51:25 AM] Wandering Minstrel: he has important things to say you fleshy whippersnapper [3:51:33 AM] Wandering Minstrel: respect your skeletal elders!! [3:51:47 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): nah [3:51:51 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): imma shoot him in the face [3:52:07 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): while being a glib little panda girl [3:52:15 AM] Wandering Minstrel: HOW DARE Y-- -arrow noises- [3:53:20 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): (its also hilarious that lich king was expansion 2 and Legion is...expansion...7...so I can just oneshot all the 'world ending' old bosses) [3:53:40 AM] Wandering Minstrel: oh my god [3:53:46 AM] Wandering Minstrel: he looks like Plankton now doesn't he [3:54:03 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): "Yeah yeah I know Sha of Anger, ender of worlds, bringing despair to the planet, shut up Ive been to the fucking moon to battle space demons" [3:54:21 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): "The MOON Arthas" [3:54:28 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): "The Moon" [3:54:51 AM] Wandering Minstrel: "But I will end this WORLD" [3:54:58 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): "THE M O O N" [3:55:13 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): -arrow noises- [3:55:22 AM] Wandering Minstrel: "THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOA--" -arrow noises- [3:56:24 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): anyway yeah I find it stupid hilarious [3:57:01 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): also the fact that you inherit these legendary one of a kind weapons in wow [3:57:05 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): as per your class [3:57:11 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): so literally everyone has them [3:57:28 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): meaning there's like a million clones of thunderstrike the titanforged [3:57:37 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): because every fucking hunter has one [3:57:43 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): you just sort of handwave it [3:57:47 AM] Wandering Minstrel: It absolutely is. I don't imagine they could or even want to unpick all that from back there, buuut that doesn't make it less ridiculous "Oh, you have the legendary macguffin? I DO TOO" is the fucking best, always [3:57:56 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): YEP [3:58:15 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): you just sort of...pretend the lore is only talking about you [3:58:17 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): and not [3:58:24 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): 'animeluvr69' [3:58:32 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): who is also in the dungeon with you [3:59:04 AM | Edited 3:59:10 AM] Wandering Minstrel: imagining 'animeluvr69' being said in the sort of echoing, ancient voice many prophecies are given in gives me great joy [3:59:19 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): its fucking hilarious in fact [3:59:34 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): especially in scripted cutscenes where they just fill in your character name [3:59:46 AM] Wandering Minstrel: yesssssssssssssssss [3:59:59 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): "You shall never be forgotten for your duty to the Alliance butt_licker_xxx" [4:00:36 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): (admittedly voiced scenes just use 'hero' or 'champion' but it still shows in text) [4:01:01 AM] Wandering Minstrel: your great....""""" service"""".... to the alliance will never be forgotten [4:01:09 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): Thank you butt_licker [4:01:14 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): for licking all those butts [4:01:24 AM] Wandering Minstrel: you have opened our minds, and other things [4:02:09 AM] Wandering Minstrel: butt_licker_xxx, hero of the people [4:02:24 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): wielder of ashbringer, the sword of the fallen king [4:02:34 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): vanquisher of th dread Lich King Arthas [4:02:38 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): licker of butts [4:02:57 AM] Wandering Minstrel: Lick-king Arthas, if u will [4:03:04 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): I WILL NOT [4:03:28 AM] Wandering Minstrel: Assbringer, the """""sword"""""" of the fallen king [4:03:38 AM]  (cephalopod-werecat): don't u slander the dead [4:03:46 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): fun fact [4:03:52 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): the undead are a playable race [4:03:53 AM] (cephalopod-werecat): so [4:03:57 AM] Wandering Minstrel: oh dear

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