#all the crow babies lookin adorable

[mamabearcat]

A quick little inukagkog ficlet inspired by a conversation on the Inuyasha Mothership Discord

In the Name of Love

Inuyasha was seriously rethinking his life choices. He could have been at home, on his comfy sofa, beer in hand, enjoying his birthday with a modicum of privacy.

Instead he’d just finished a quick piss in an unnervingly bright bathroom in a fancy ass steakhouse, and had now returned to a suspiciously empty table. A table where only a few minutes ago, Kagome and Kouga had been sitting, supposedly waiting for him after his birthday dinner. There were some empty shot glasses that weren’t there before, mixed in with the empty beer glasses.

Damn, he knew he shouldn’t have left them. Kagome was at the flirty, giggly, loud stage of drunkenness – adorable, but also a little unpredictable. Kouga was no where near drunk, but he didn’t require alcohol to be obnoxious. He adored them both, but left to their own devices, the two of them loved nothing better than making a public spectacle of themselves.

He sat down at the empty table and sipped his beer, his eyes scanning the crowd for them and also planning an escape route. If Kouga wheeled over a giant cake and Kagome jumped out of it, that would be it – he’d never be able to come back here again, even if their porterhouse steak was the best he’d ever had.

“Yoo hoo lover, you lookin’ for us?”

Kagome’s slightly slurred voice was magnified by the microphone in her hand. Kouga was standing next to her, the fanged smile on his face equal parts endearing and unnerving. And they were standing next to the karaoke machine. Fuck.

“So, it’s someone’s birthday tonight. And we’d like to sing that someone a song. Come up here babe!”, grinned Kouga, beckoning to him with a clawed finger. Kagome was waving at him excitedly. Inuyasha sunk a little lower in his seat, his hand rising up to cover his cheek.

“Don’t be a spoilsport Inuuuu!”, Kagome squealed. “Come up here! I promise I’ll make it worth your while when we get home!”

Cat calls and whistles erupted around the bar, and other patrons began tapping their glasses with cutlery.

“Don’t think I won’t come over there and pick you up!” called out Kouga, and Inuyasha rolled his eyes. Grudgingly, he got to his feet, and the crowed clapped and cheered.

How bad could it be? They’d just sing happy birthday, and then they could pay the bill and all go home. Someone passed Kouga a chair, and Kagome ran down to meet him, tugging on his hand.

“Sit down, birthday boy, we got a special song planned for you!” she giggled.

“Whaddya mean, special?” growled Inuyasha suspiciously.

“You’re gonna love it”, she purred, kissing him on the chin.

As soon as his butt hit the seat, the song started playing. And it was not Happy Birthday. As soon as the guitar riffs and the heavy beat began playing, Inuyasha’s eyes widened. Oh shit.

“Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon, get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone”

Kagome was strutting around him, one hand on her hip as she sang, while Kouga’s hands planted quickly on his shoulders, no doubt knowing he was ready to bolt.

“She really wanted to do this for you”, Kouga whispered, only loud enough for Inuyasha to hear, and he nodded, letting out a long sigh and relaxing his shoulders, despite the embarrassment flooding his cheeks. Both of them would do anything for Kagome, anything to make her happy.

The lights above them brought out the highlights in Kagome’s hair, and the excited gleam in her eyes as she sang, her baby blues locked on his, and he couldn’t help but smile. He knew why she’d chosen this song – it had been one of his favourites growing up, one they often played air guitar to at his house when they were mucking around instead of doing homework together.

He and Kagome had already been a couple by the time they went to university. And then they’d met Kouga, a wolf demon with a bucket load of charisma, who had rented the second bedroom in their apartment.

All of them had fallen hard. He was someone they’d never thought they’d needed, but somehow he’d just made the best thing even better. And now here they were, five years later, still committed to each other.

“Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon, fire me up Pour your sugar on me I can't get enough”

Kagome sang the main vocals, and Kouga moved to stand beside her, his deeper voice growling out the baseline, winking at Inuyasha as he sang the next line.

“You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine Cause I'm hot (hot), say what, sticky sweet From my head, (head, head), my head to my feet”

Kagome moved to stand in front of him, her finger beckoning. “Do you take sugar? One lump or TWO?”

He couldn’t help but snort at that lyric and the way Kagome had emphasised the word; Kouga was outright laughing by now.

Inuyasha pulled Kagome towards him, sitting her on his lap, moving the microphone in her hand towards his mouth so they could share it, and then reached out for Kouga with his other hand, so they could all finish the song together.

“Pour some sugar on me Oh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me Get it, come get it Pour your sugar on me Oh Pour some sugar on me Yeah, sugar me”

The crowd whistled and cheered, and Kouga bowed, grinning.

“Did you like your birthday song Inu?” whispered Kagome, nuzzling into his neck. Tipsy Kagome was always an overly affectionate kitten.

“Yeah, I did baby”, he chuckled. “But both of you deserve birthday spanks when we get home.”

"Promises promises", winked Kouga.

#mamabearcat fanfics #inukagkog fanart #inukagkog ficlet #mamabearcat fanart

[mzargentum]

The Kids Are Making Memories - Pt. 1

In honor of my babes @insomniasix, this is a little two part story I conjured up about the Ulric’s. It’s been a while so I hope you enjoy. ^^ Happy Birthday, Six.

Warnings: None | OC’s: Six Ulric & Muerlinian Zephyr | Word Count: 1,452

May 2nd.

To the everyday inhabitants of Insomnia, this was just a regular day.

But to the Ulric household, it was a very special occasion.

Today was Six’s birthday.

...but to Nyx, it was the most stressful day of the year.

Six was never one for extravagant parties and gifts, which should’ve made this day easier for the young glaive in training.

But because she was so chill about it...he could never figure out what to get her and every year, it would end up being the same thing.

A 12 pack of beer and a box of cigarettes.

It even got to the point where she would even say “lookin’ forward to a cold one tonight” if she had to work that day.

Talk about lack luster.

But no more. This time, Nyx was determined to get her something special.

And with the help of Libertus and Crowe, he was sure he would find it. Even if it took him all day.

“I’ll see you later, baby”, Six gave her son a kiss on his forehead as she headed out for the day.

“Bye, mom”.

Once the door shut, Nyx immediately conference called his friends to head over before he leaped up to get dressed.

“Hey, did she leave?”, Libertus asked over the speaker.

“Just walked out the door”.

“Alright, Operation: Present Hunt is officially go”.

“Right”, Crowe chimed in, “so, where to first? Any ideas?”

“I can probably think of a few places by the time you guys show up”.

“Well, anything beats another year of beer and cigarettes. I mean, c’mon dude, it’s your mom for Gods’ sake”.

“I know, but hey, this time it’s gonna be real present”, Nyx smirked as he pulled his shirt over his head, before glancing back at his phone.

It was ringing?

Peering closer, he recognized the caller ID.

“Oh, hey guys, she’s calling me. Gimme a sec”, the young glaive-in-training put his friends on hold before answering.

“You’re really getting old. What’d you forget this time?”, Nyx jokingly greeted his mother.

“Oh, ha-ha. Talk to me when you actually beat me in training, ya little ass”, Six playfully retorted. “You didn’t make any plans today, did you?”

“Uhhh...nope”, Nyx hesitantly replied not wanting to give anything away. “Why?”

“I just wanted to make sure you remembered that you promised to babysit your sister today”.

...you...have got...to be kidding me...

“.....of course I didn’t forget”.

He totally did and Six could tell he wasn’t happy about it.

“I know she’s the BIGGEST inconvenience for you. Feeding her, putting her down for a nap, and watching Scooby Doo. She’s the WOOOORST”, Six sarcastically teased only receiving a light scoff and eye roll from her son.

“Yeah sounds like too much for me, maybe you should take her then”.

Although mostly joking, deep down he hoped Six would take the bait...

“I’m sure you’ll be fine”, Six chuckled. “Gotta go, kiddo. See ya tonight”.

“Right. Yeah...bye, mom”, he replied before hanging up.

Returning to the conference with his friends, “hey guys...?”

Nyx sighed in frustration as he glanced toward the little teal eyed girl standing at his doorway, hands clasped behind her back with the most innocent smile.

“...we may have a problem”.

Not even an hour later...

“Ugh! What is your problem?!”, Nyx groaned in irritation toward the little girl. “Why can’t you just go to sleep?!”

“I’m not tired! I wanna play!”, baby Muerlin stomped at her older brother, her chubby cheeks puffed out like some sort of cartoon character.

“Well, you can’t!! It’s nap time!!”

“You’re not the boss of me!!! YOU’RE JUST A BIG STUPID!!!”

“Listen, you little shit, I’m gonna count to 5 and your ass better be in that bed because I need to go and I can’t have you running rampant and tearing up the house!!!”

“NO!!!”, Muerlin shouted with a firm stomp of her tiny foot. “I WANNA PLAY AND IF YOU LEAVE, I’M TELLING MOM!!!”

“No, no, no!!”, Nyx demanded, “you say anything to mom, and everything is fucked so you keep your mouth shut!!”

“PLAY WITH ME!!!”

“I can’t, Muerlin!!!”

“WHY NOT?!”

“BECAUSE I GOTTA GO FIND MOM A BIRTHDAY PRES....ent...”, Nyx’s eyes widened at the little girl.

When he saw those giant lagoon eyes lit up with a huge gasp, he realized he had said way too much.

“Shit...”, Nyx swore under his breath.

“I WANNA GO, I WANNA GO, I WANNA GO, I WANNA GO!!!!”

Muerlin hopped in a circle around her brother. Her short messy silver hair bouncing as she bobbed in excitement around his legs.

“Hell, no!”

An harsh thud echoed down the hall with Muerlin standing completely still in front of her brother.

Her adorable gaze darkened into a deathly glare.

“I will already be killed you die in HERE. If anything happens to you out there, I won’t be able to come home”.

At that moment, it appeared that some of the lights had started flickering.

And although he couldn’t understand it, Nyx could’ve sworn he suddenly heard a low whirring followed by the light sparking of electricity...

Returning his gaze toward his sister standing in front of him, his heart began to sink in light fear once he noticed her eyes.

They glowed with a dark rage like some sort of daemon puppy.

“Oh, no. Not that. Don’t you start with that!”

The air around her became dense. Her fists clenched as the current flowing from her body started the rock the house.

“No no no....no no!!”, Nyx muttered as he tried to soothe her, while also backing up, bracing himself for what she was about to do.

He still had nightmares from last time.

The lights flickered on and off, the TV started to wig out. Nothing, but white noise and static coming from the speakers.

“Alright, I’ll play with you for a little bit. Whatever you want, huh? How’s that sound?”

Nyx tried to bargain, but he knew what she wanted.

But Six would kill him. She couldn’t come with him.

He lightly jumped when he saw the sparks crackle from her fists and float about her eyes.

It sounded as if the house was like the house was caving in on itself.

All the creaking, the crackling, the zipping and zapping.

It was like an earthquake within their walls and he actually found himself fearing the house would collapse.

“Hey, I know!! You can have my ice cream!! I ate yours yesterday so we’ll be even!!”

Muerlin started to shake.

Her silver locks beginning to rise from the static indicating he probably should’ve kept that one to himself.

The gravity fluctuation sent small objects and papers flying about the house. Everything was rattling. He could even hear car alarms from outside!

Nyx’s mind raced, he was running out of time. He had to come up with something to give her. Their neighborhood-no, their ENTIRE CITY was at stake.

“I GOT IT!!!”, he shouted proudly.

A brief pause with Muerlin’s slightly lifted gaze.

“I’LL STOP CALLING YOU A BOY!!!”

Muerlin’s glare had darkened more than it was before.

He had done it now.

The small child’s chest lifted with a slow, deep inhale.

“Muerlin, no...”.

Her chest rose higher.

“No no no”.

Higher.

“Nooo”.

Higher.

“NOOOO”.

After a brief pause, the most deafening scream erupted from the tiny girl’s lungs like a raging banshee roaring throughout the entire house sending the young man to his knees, clutching his head in agonizing pain.

It rattled his brain. He swore he could feel it melting.

Every time this happened, he wished for nothing more than Bahamut to put him out of his misery.

He couldn’t take it.

He knew there was only one thing to do.

30 minutes later...

“You have any idea that so called problem was before he hung up?”, Crowe asked Libertus as they stood beside the Ulric’s front door.

“Nah, but I guess we’re about to find out”, Libertus replies before ringing the doorbell.

After a couple minutes, a defeated Nyx emerged with a little silver haired girl on his broad shoulders.

“HI, CROWE!! HI, LIPOOTUS!!!”, Muerlin gleefully waves to Nyx’s friends.

“Can you hold still before I drop you?”, Nyx gripped.

“HEY!! Horses don’t talk!! Now, giddy up!!”, Muerlin demanded with a double heel kick to Nyx’s chest.

Crowe and Libertus winced upon the impact before a winded Nyx grunted, “let’s get this over with...”, before starting off toward the street.

“YEE-HAW!!! Get along lil’ dough-gie!!!”, Muerlin shouted in glee waving her arm over her head like she was spinning a lasso.

“We’re gonna get Momma the most rootin’ tootin’est present in all of Lucis!!! YEE-HAW!!!”

Tagging: @digitalkanvas @insomniasix @aquathemermaidstripper @glacian-apocalypse @nykamito-x @a-new-recipehhh

#final fantasy xv #ffxv #final fantasy fanfiction #ffxv oc #six ulric #nyx ulric #muerlinian zephyr #libertus ostium #crowe altius #kingsglaive #ulric family moments #kingdom of lucis #happy birthday six

[jabmirach]

I fall in love for the most stupid reasons.

I can’t stop falling in love with people. And it’s never for sensible reasons. It’s like small things or things that I can relate to or just something that strikes me as deep. I was falling in love with the groom’s sister - she was so down to earth, helpful in a practical way, sensitive, all the typical Virgo charm (Sun Virgo, Moon Taurus, Venus and Mars in Leo but I would never trust a Virgo)- I even loved her Uma Thurman hands and her (as she pointed out herself) “crows-feet.”

 And I was falling in love with her two-year-old daughter, with her short, wispy blond hair, big blue eyes, adorable cheeks, baby body, and youthful joy. My heart ached at the thought of never being able to see her again, make faces at her, see her laugh, touch her baby hand again. What am I crazy?

I also fell in love with the bride’s niece, Stacey. This short Mexican married woman who was a freak on the dance floor, but her DANCE moves... I can’t tell you how on point they were. I fall in love when people can move or dance well. I fell in love instantly at the bachelorette party, when she was rocking out all these twerks and then salsa hip-swings and steps, and her stance-perfection looked like something out of a movie. But today at the wedding, she gave my heart strings a final tug after I had watched her dancing  to funk on the dancefloor, and thereafter she pulled me out of my seat from my table and onto the dance floor - without asking me, and from behind. While on the dancefloor, I timidly asked her to show me her salsa moves, and she said “I know you know how to dance.” Did she see me watching her dance to funk 20 minutes ago? I know she didn’t know I was watching. So how did she know that I would love it? She looked so sexy with her straight hair, body-hugging spaghetti-strap black floral dress (with her boobs lookin Babe), coat, and heels. 

I feel sad I’m never going to see these people again. Don’t ever leave me..

I fall so easily in love and it’s for the weirdest, trivialest, most personal things about people.

Most girls fall in love with men for things like their status, money, how they speak, etc.

But I’m stuck with my damn Venus in Taurus loosely trining Neptune misguiding me.

#venus in taurus #venus trine neptune