#all ''my lord (derogatory) i humbly request that you command the golden guard to stOP WEARING SHOES IN BED PLEASE''

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I think hunter owl house wears shoes to bed

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #hunter toh #one day hunter very proudly proclaims that he's the most prepared person in the castle because he wears shoes to bed #(so that he can always be ready to run/fight/assist belos/etc at any moment) #and he Has Not Lived It Down among the coven heads #they don't normally give a shit what the kid does with his life but they're properly freaked out by this #darius and raine specifically are horrified. is that healthy for him??? oh my god his shoes must smell so bad?????? #his boots are muddy does he just track that mud into bed with him???? what the fuck dude. oh my titan #belos steps in for the annual meeting all like #Hello Head Witches Today Is A Momentous Occasion For The Titan Has Told Me To Put Asbestos Back In People's Homes #and he just gets CUT OFF by darius saying ''lord belos your nephews a freak please talk some sense into him he won't listen to us'' #all ''my lord (derogatory) i humbly request that you command the golden guard to stOP WEARING SHOES IN BED PLEASE'' #belos is mostly unbothered but agrees its kind of weird and tells hunter to stop before getting back to the meeting #hunter sits in the corner the whole time with the most broken and rage fueled expression known to man