He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock... he's not even cute in a conventional way. I mean, he's just like this slug who hangs around the house all the time. And he's a hideous dancer.
"You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?" | "Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?" | "Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades"