#Yes-- Mai would absolutely end up in an LA housewife territory gold digging all of Seto's stuff--which he would never fall for

[jazzy-a]

I've been thinking, and... I kind of love the fact that Mai and Kaiba have a crap load of stuff in common and would probably get along really well in a crack timeline.

Please try to picture this and tell me you're not smiling:

(Both of them standing next to each other)

Kaiba: So... grew up rich?

Mai: (nods) Grew up rich.

Mai, side-eyeing now: Neglectful parents?

Kaiba, surprised: Neglectful parents.

Kaiba, thinking this is gonna be the deal breaker: Friends are stupid?

Mai, full on enthusiasm: OMG! Friends are stupid!

Mai: ... Joey Wheeler?

Both, now facing one another pointing like that Spiderman meme: JOEY F*CKING WHEELER!!

#Yugioh #yu-gi-oh #Mai valentine #Seto Kaiba #Idk if they would get married or what but it's hilarious #like...season 1 Mai?? and Kaiba?? #Yes-- Mai would absolutely end up in an LA housewife territory gold digging all of Seto's stuff--which he would never fall for #But...alternatively I like to think about this crack friendship where they're like 'cool cool...you wanna like...not be friends together??' #THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SO MUCH STUFF IN COMMON!!! #I would LOVE a timeline wherein Mai and Seto actually met as rich babies like him and Zigfried #THAT would be GOLD #Idk if I want it to be cannon fodder where Kaiba can then throw some barb her way in passing about how far she's fallen #or just have it be a nod of acknowledgment where they're neutral toward each other and just go 'Oh.. you again. It's been a long time.'