#Why did Volo - lover of archeology - curse the ruins? I'll leave it to your imagination!

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Colress, exploring some ruins: *to the kids and Grimsley* They say that, 150 years ago, the ancestor of my cousin Cynthia cursed these ruins.

Volo, 150 years ago: Fuck these ruins.

#incorrect pokemon quotes #Colress #Volo #Source: unknown #Pokemon Cynthia #Pokemon Nate #Pokemon Rosa #Grimsley #(They’re only mentioned though) #Does this technically count as falsepretensesshipping? #Why did Volo - lover of archeology - curse the ruins? I'll leave it to your imagination! #Also Colress and Grimsley and the kids are on a research expedition (which also counts as family bonding time)