#WHERE'S THE CATCH DARLENE. DARLENE. DARLENE WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE.

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This week is going suspiciously well and when the other shoe drops I just want the universe to know that I will not be surprised.

#THE MORE THINGS GO EFFORTLESSLY RIGHT THE MORE I CHANNEL SOME VERY STRONG SMALL-DOG-IN-A-THUNDERSTORM PARANOIA #psychiatry appointment? made. specialists? gonna call me. insurance? a real thing that exists. #die game? bumped to monday so i have extra time to figure out roll20. #job? no interview required! just gotta pass a certifying class and a background check and i'm hired! #i made the psych office manager laugh and she said i was charming! no one ever thinks i'm charming! #the hiring manager for the job has apparently decided that i'm her buddy! #WHAT IS HAPPENING #THINGS DON'T....GO RIGHT. #WHERE IS THE F U C K I N G CATCH #'you'll be making more than half your household with benefits that start immediately and a year of guaranteed employment' #WHERE'S THE CATCH DARLENE. DARLENE. DARLENE WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE. #D A R L E N E #plague blogging #sort of #adventures in adhd #i'm going to see a real psychiatrist about a real diagnosis for possible real medical help with this problem #i do not know how to C O P E