#Truly Pine Tree is a terrible influence. Time to 'accidentally' shove him out of bed and steal all the blankets

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Isn't Bill like... Rich rich... Like multi universal rich, if so-

1. Why does he live in dippers shabby apartment/house most of the time

2. Does he help with bills (heh) and financial problems?

3. Imagine reincar!dip being a broke college student that's barely hanging by a thread, and is getting kicked out of his apartment next month, and he's like "man, should I get a sugar daddy or something, where would I even find one, it's not like they appear out of thin air after I turn 18" Sighs and blows out the candle on his 18th birthday candle and Bill literally materializes out of thin air in front of dipper

4. Does he sometimes buy random/weird shit online to annoy dipper with (ex: comically large spoon, those robot dogs/cats, etc)

To invade his personal space and living situation! Generally to be a nosy little pest. Bill prefers to bother his mortal in the limited time he's around rather than hang out in the ol' humdrum of his place, and the run-down shabby hangouts Dipper ends up in are charming in their own Very Dipper kind of way!

Sure does! If he remembers that other bills exist. Not something he has to think about most of the time. Plus, Dipper has an independent streak that's against being too dependent on his husband most of the time, so on occasion he might object to Bill forking out the dough - but he'll suck it up in a bad situation.

A Most Excellent Scenario!

Yes, definitely, absolutely. Novelty is always a plus! It's also neat to buy 'gifts' for Dipper, that are like. Those chocolate bullets where one of them has a habenero center, only this set is all peppers.

#answers #Yeah yeah the Fearamid has unimaginable luxury but man does that get old after a while #An ever-changing array of amenities on a whim is great and all but kind of. #Not sterile. But a bit too pristine. Technically Bill could dirty it up or ruin stuff but it wouldn't be *authentic* #Bill finds Dipper's very normal life oddly fascinating! Plus the amusement of 'slumming it' gives him a kick #New experiences are always welcome #And there's Dipper around which is a Major Plus #Something about Dipper's place is just. Very Cozy. Truly*lived* in in a way you get only when it's Real and not dream-based #Bill's more into it than he would admit though he'd laugh off the suggestion if Dipper ever thought of it #Face it Bill; you've gotten used to being domestic with this one nerdy-ass mortal and the thought of it makes you grimace #Bill all curled up in bed with Dipper and sulking with the blankets pulled up to his chin like he's mad at existence #Because goddamnit these sheets are such low thread count! And the pillow sucks!! But this mortal makes it so.... *comfy* for some reason #Truly Pine Tree is a terrible influence. Time to 'accidentally' shove him out of bed and steal all the blankets