#This idea bit my during natural dye testing and it won't let go

[aspiringnexu]

Radioapple but it plays out similarly to Helluva Boss' 'Ozzie's' episode where Lucifer, forgetting that Ozzie's is also a sex club as well as a five-star restaurant with a three year waiting list, decides to take his new husband out on a nice date where Alastor is incredibly uncomfortable and trying his damndest not to show it.

And Ozzie, sore from decades of Lucifer not visiting due to his depressive funk despite the Sins' best efforts, decides to poke fun at the King of Hell during his show.

Cue Radioapple version of 'House of Asmodeus'.

"Who's that at your table? Is your date the King of Hell? Luci, is that you?"

"Are you sleepin' with a pimp?"

"Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall, you used to have a smokin' wife, a kid, you had it all! I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it uuuup!"

(Yes, the 'pimp' is Alastor. I will never get over the 'strawberry pimp' remark. Also its sounded like imp. So.)

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel #duckiedeer #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss ozzie #if someone with a talent for redrawing screenshots wants to have a go at redrawing those scenes in Ozzie's #with Alastor and Lucifer #Go for it and please tag me #This idea bit my during natural dye testing and it won't let go