What's so funny to me is that my Tav that romances Astarion ALWAYS gets high approval from Shadowheart first in the first act alone so I can just imagine the petty jealousy fueled bitch fights she and Astarion get into once the Astarion romance starts aksdhksks
Shadowheart: It seems our dear leader is looking rather...drained, once again, despite the day having just begun. Your doing, I suppose, Astarion?
Astarion: We did get carried away last night, admittedly. Who isn't weak against the throes of wild passion? Speaking of last night, I hope we didn't keep you up with our...activities, dear Shadowheart. The side effects of such — well, nothing you can't fix with a wave of your magic wand, anyways.
Shadowheart: Of course, of course. Cleaning up your messes has become second nature to me by now. There are kinds of support only I can provide, after all. A... gentle, comforting, and caring touch, you could say. I don't expect you to understand. Your version of "passion" is sticking your teeth in them then sloppily fucking while blood-drunk.
Astarion: Yes, sure. Does Tav fuck you though? Oh, right. If I remember correctly, she didn't even share a bottle with you.
Shadowheart: ...
Astarion: >:3
Tav: -_-
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I realized I might need one of these....
ACCEPTING REQUESTS
My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/chaoticbardlady99/pseuds/chaoticbardlady99
Astarion x Reader:
I DO NOT WRITE ASCENDED ASTARION- I will not glorify domestic violence and abusive relationships, by pretending it’s love and lust.
Ongoing series:
Lethal Woman- Astarion x GN! Reader, ongoing fic, smut
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter Ten
I Wondered if I Could Come Home?- Astarion x F! Pregnant Reader
Part 1
Part 2, SMUT, MDNI 18+
Part 3
Part 4
Darling, Never Stop Haunting Me- Astarion x F! Ghost Reader/ MDNI 18+- AO3
Prologue
Chapter One: Music, Regrets, and Party Tricks
Chapter Two: Tea Parties and Fashion Catastrophes
Chapter Three: The Sun is Freezing
Chapter Four: Regrets
Chapter Five: Nisi Pellis Nostra
Chapter Six: Four Clerics and a Vampire Spawn Enter a Tomb (Astarion POV) MDNI 18+
Chapter 7: Skinny Love
Chapter 8: A Brief Intermission
Chapter 9: Performance Review MDNI 18+
Chapter 10: Til Death Do Gale and Tav Part
Limited Series:
She's My Religion
Part 1: She's Cold, She's Dark, She's Cynical
Part 2: She Needs This Love Just as Much as Me
Part 3: Everyone Wants to Have Their Taste
Part 4: Makes You Believe in Something Above
My Little Mental Health Series
Yesterday I Felt like Dancing- Astarion x GN! Reader
I Took All This Love I Found- Astarion x GN! Reader
One-Shot, two-shot, three-shot (I'm Dr.Seuss without all the weird Seuss baggage)
Joybringer - Astarion x GN! Reader, MDNI 18+, Request
Dying Star Astarion x GN! Reader, Request
One of your Girls : Astarion x M! Reader MDNI 18+ (I tried my best), Request
Like Nothing I've Seen : Astarion x GN! Reader, Request
I Don't Wanna be Your Friend: Astarion x GN! Reader
Admiring from Afar Pt 1.: Astarion x GN! Reader, MDNI 18+, Request
Admiring From Afar Pt 2: Astarion x GN! Reader
Pinkie Promise- Astarion x F! Reader, Smut, 18+ MDNI, Fluff
Triple Dog Dare You- Part 2 to Pinkie Promise
If You Give a Dragon a Steak- One Shot Request
Twists and Turns: Astarion x F! Reader, Gale x F!reader
Never Have I Ever: Astarion x Non Tav F! Reader- Smut, MDNI 18+ (Non Tav Reader)
Maryë: Astarion x GN! AFAB! Reader, MDNI 18+
Repose My Love, For I Have Sinned Enough - Astarion x GN! Cleric of Kelemvor Reader
Brighten the Corners of My Mind- Astarion x GN! AFAB! Reader, MDNI 18+
Halsin x Reader:
Fluffy Halsin Headcanons w/ Male Reader : Halsin x M! Reader, MDNI 18+, request
Other:
As the World Caves In: Karlach x Shadowheart , request
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the Shadowheart swimming scene has got me going crazy insane. First of all obviously the power of taking one of the only things she knew to be true about herself under Shar’s influence and making it NOT true anymore…The act of creating herself anew…Where there was absence there is now something… AND all of that made possible by being so vulnerable and trusting Tav completely. And like maybe someone else can be more coherent about this but the act of submerging yourself in water, not unlike a baptism……and then it pans up to the moon
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