#Oh No Little Triangle Man Don't go into the stoner's brain!!

[tswwwit]

have u ever considered…Familiar!AU where bill introduces dipper to weed (or vice versa? though i suppose bill has almost certainly tried weed)

I mean, Bill's definitely tried it and thinks it's amusing, but for Dipper?

I'd say it's 40/60 whether he chills out, or gets way too high the first time and thinks he's having a heart attack.

#On another note #People who smoke a lot of weed report that they either don't dream or don't remember their dreams #So how about this as a concept #Bill wanders into some stoned person's mind one night #Then floats back out a minute later coughing with a huge cloud of smoke billowing out behind him as he tries to wave it off #His eye's all red and he's now contact high himself but that wasn't really what he was after #It Annoys Him #Oh No Little Triangle Man Don't go into the stoner's brain!! #Oh My God This Mind is Full of Bluntsmoken #answers #These are the jokes guys #I am trying to get out of a writing slump of over a week so wish me luck