#NONE OF THOSE FUCKING WORDS ARE IN THE BIBLE I'M NOT READING THATTTT

[rotisseries]

my insatiable curiosity would be my fatal flaw I believe because everyday I will catch myself on ao3 staring at the worst set of tags known to man like "oh that. that'll be FUCKING HORRENDOUSSSSS" and then I spend 5 minutes in a staring competition with the link to open it

#NONE OF THOSE FUCKING WORDS ARE IN THE BIBLE I'M NOT READING THATTTT #but it just sounds.... so unique... I have to know more #also not the fic this post is about but the other night I was looking at the sokka/jet/zuko tag to be funny #cause that sounds like the worst polycule of the century you know. mma ring. nightmare blunt rotation #so *naturally* I was curious what the tag would look like #THERE WAS AN 82 CHAPTER OMEGAVERSE FIC ABOUT SOKKA AND JET PICKING UP ZUKO LMAOOO #so OBVIOUSLY I was hitting up the tbostuals discord like hey how much would y'all pay me to read this #the answer is I probably would've done it for free I just would've taken them all down with me #AND WHYYYY. I HAVE SATIATED SAID CURIOSITY IN THE PAST I KNOW WHAT THOSE FICS ARE LIKE I WON'T FIND ANYTHING NEWWW #WHY AM I ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT ITTTT #“lmao how would that even fucking work” <- bitch who is about to regret every life decision ever