#My gf asked me if I wanted one of the sliced breads and honestly i was like we don t want that bc there s so many names

[365-money-diary]

DAYS 15-21

DAY FIFTEEN [JAN 15]

8:40 AM - Wake up feeling sore AF. I should’ve stretched after playing, but I obviously didn’t. I also feel like my stomach didn’t eat itself from the inside out while I was sleeping so that’s nice too. Make a chemex and get to work.

10:00 AM - eat plant yogurt.

11:00 AM - eat a few carrots and a clementine.

12:30 PM - make a greek salad for lunch with a La Croix - this is the last of the salad ingredients until Thursday essentially. Shed a singular tear.

3:00 PM - I am a tiny bit hungry. Eat a piece of rye toast.

4:14 PM - I wanted to start working out 45 minutes ago ugh. OK here we go. The hour goes by a lot faster than I expected which is nice. Rinse off and cook an early dinner – Reubens and potatoes.

8:00 PM - I wanted to drink alcohol but I’m too full from dinner to even enjoy it. Heat up chamomile tea instead. I want to work on my blog but K wants to hang instead and I’m in no position to deny the closeness. We play some Mario Kart, watch 30 for 30 about BC and the mob, and turn in early.

DAY FIFTEEN TOTAL: $0

DAY SIXTEEN

8:30 AM - Make chemex and eat a clementine. My sister (S) asked me and my brother (B) to listen to a 20 minute session on the app Mined about codependency. I take a stab at it and get some good notes. 

10:00 AM - Landscaper is going to show up any second so I move my car and pick up dog poop. Text with S more about my cousin’s virtual baby shower tomorrow and go in on some cute stuff from PBKids. Total is $64.05 and she venmos me $32. $32.05

11:15 AM - I actually have a lot of stuff I need to do this weekend though right now I’m too annoyed at my neighbor to focus. Long story short – he has been wanting our dead grapefruit tree for like 6 months and keeps asking if he can cut it down. I said sure. But then he asked our landscaper to do it for him? It’s weird. I mostly don’t care because it’s gone, but the nerve he had to insert himself is wild. $120

12:00 PM - Make Tofu tacos for breakfast and make a to-do list of stuff I want to accomplish today. (post cauliflower leek soup, put away records, barre throw away things my mom has forced me to take out of her house over the years, wipe doors)

6:00 PM - Eat 2 rice cakes. I only manage to get the cauliflower leek soup up, put away the records, and throw away the stuff mom gave me. I think today ended up being a little bit overwhelming emotionally with the landscaper plus the codependency session so I’m kind of burnt. 

7:00 PM - Make pad thai for dinner. Can’t stop snacking on Swedish fish. Drink an old fashioned while K and I watch Night Stalker. Realize part way through that the reason I keep eating Swedish Fish is because something feels off. I fall asleep around 11:30 knowing it’s my blood pressure and that if it doesn’t fix over night I’ll get right to it in the morning.

DAY SIXTEEN TOTAL: $152.35

DAY SEVENTEEN

8:00 AM - Wake up feeling like I’ve been hit by a bus. Ugh. I’ve been struggling with an iron deficiency for a while and have it mostly fixed but I still have occasional days where my blood pressure really gives me issues. 

9:00 AM - Peel myself out of bed and drink some soy sauce. Sounds disgusting but sodium is the only thing that truly helps AND it works fast. Drink a chemex and a boat load of water. Work on posting the cauliflower leek soup

10:00 AM - S calls and I take a walk to chat. I’m still feeling really down from the blood pressure but I know walking will help. It’s actually really nice to get outside. I should do this again later tonight.

11:00 AM - More soy sauce, more water, more coffee. Have a good direction for where I want to go today. Just taking it one task at a time based on how I feel and granting myself the grace.

12:30 PM - Feel good enough to start moving which is great because once I can get over the initial fog with this blood pressure stuff, moving is what keeps me feeling better. Wipe down the doors and then attend a virtual baby shower for my cousin E. 

3:00 PM - Make broccoli fried rice for lunch. I prefer the cauliflower but the store was out of it. I feel like this broccoli stuff would taste great with some kind of cilantro hummus situation but that’ll be for another day I suppose.

3:30 PM - Back to cleaning! The bathrooms are always terrible and today is no exception. It’s always hard to tell if I even make progress because everything is white and the grout is stained orange. Give up after an hour and a half.

6:30 PM - Tag team folding a couple loads of laundry with K while we watch NBA. This week ends bittersweet for my fantasy team. He beat me in one but I’m in first place in the other. Officially 3-1 and 4-0.

8:00 PM - Eat leftover pad thai for dinner.

DAY SEVENTEEN TOTAL: $0

DAY EIGHTEEN

8:30 AM - Wake up feeling like I was hit by a smartcar, so a little better! Today is MLK day and I’m grateful for the extra day off. Make a Chemex, drink some soy sauce, and watch an episode of The Challenge. Pure barre charge comes thru. $15

9:30 AM - Get started on dusting the entire house. It’s been a few weeks since I’ve done this due to lack of Swiffer 360 dusters. It takes forever but honestly our house hasn’t looked this good in years. Swap out the lightbulbs in the bathrooms and the bedroom, shower, and eat a plant yogurt.

11:30 AM - Have a sibling zoom call with S&B I walk while we chat and it’s honestly really nice to get outside. 

1:30 PM - Start shooting my recipe for lasagna rollups. Eat a cup of cauliflower leek soup and a few pretzel rods while I cook. It takes a while but I think they turn out great.

4:00 PM - Eat a lasagna roll and watch an episode of The Challenge. I haven’t worked out in 400 years (read: yesterday and the day before.) and it’s low key killing me, so I suit up and do the thing.

6:00 PM - That was mildly painful. Low cal burn, couldn’t focus to save my life - new moves so lots of pausing during transitions. Oh well. At least I did it.

7:00 PM - Eat two more lasagna rolls for dinner. K and I watch Terrorism Close Calls and I drink a vodka + vanilla seltzer + orange peel.

DAY EIGHTEEN TOTAL: $15

DAY NINETEEN

8:30 AM - It’s appraisal day. Ugh. So excited to get this over with. Make a chemex and open my work stuff. I have a lot to do but have a feeling I won’t be able to concentrate very well until after the appraisal is over. On a nice note - I am feeling leaps and bounds better from yesterday and the day before. 

10:00 AM - Eat a plant yogurt and finish out the rest of my coffee. Meet with my teammates about an outstanding task and then do the random stuff around the house to prep for my appointment.

12:00 PM - Here goes nothing! K and I leave the house with KP and walk her around the block a few times until the appraisal is done. As much as I feel like my anxiety should be gone, it’s not. I think particularly because today is really busy with work. K and I hang out outside on our laptops for a bit to let the house air out before going back inside.

1:00 PM - Eat broccoli fried rice for lunch with a Polar seltzer. Snack on a pretzel rod and some Swedish Fish while it heats.

3:00 PM - Eat the last of the cauliflower leek soup and a few carrots.

5:30 PM - Make a nuun and do a barre live stream. My focus today is so much better but my cal burn is abysmal again. Rinse off and heat up lasagna rolls for dinner. Snack on Swedish Fish while they heat. I really wish I had wine right now because I can feel my body could use the extra help blood pressure-wise but I won’t get my alcohol delivery until Thursday. Sigh.

8:00 PM - Idk whats up but my body is asking for more food so I eat tortilla crumbs and salsa and some dark chocolate. Make vegan ham brine for seitan. Realize I’m out of liquid smoke and buy a 6 pack from Amazon. $15.37

9:30 PM - It’s official, this iron thing is killing me. Ugh. Now I know. I’ll be more conscientious of my supplements, I promise! Finish editing photos of Thousand Island Dressing, watch The Challenge and call it a day.

DAY NINETEEN TOTAL: $15.37

DAY TWENTY

8:30 AM - Still feeling off from iron. This is seriously the worst it’s been in MONTHS. Worst part - it takes 4 weeks for you to produce new blood cells so I can only assume this will happen again since there was a substantial gap in my supplementing.

9:00 AM - Make a chemex, prep the seitan ham dough and bake. I chat with Google support for an account I’m having problems with. The person’s name is Swastika. Feels like a bad omen for inauguration day. Eat 2 clementines and pretzel rod.

12:20 PM - Starving. Decide on Lasagna roll ups for lunch with a Polar. 

2:00 PM - Finish my work for the day. I have on my list of things to do that I want to test this orange spice bread for the blog.

3:00 PM - Spice bread in the oven. Do a round of dishes to prep for tonight’s grocery run. It doesn’t come out great and I eat two slices.

5:15 PM - Do a barre live stream and it goes really well. Super focused, super strong, super sweaty. One more class to go for the challenge this month! Rinse off and continue prepping the kitchen and do the final bake on the ham. 

7:05 PM - Ensue grocery madness. Incoming of onions, bananas, lemons, limes, bell peppers, cucumbers, cheese, cheeze, tortilla chips, tomatoes, dark chocolate, green beans, broccoli, jalapeños, low carb tortillas, bread, oranges, potatoes, cilantro, chickpeas, romaine, celery, clementines, spring mix, frozen burritos, apples, oat milk, tofu, soyrizo, brussels sprouts, eggs, grapes, frozen peas, vegan sour cream, taco seasoning, tomato paste, chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, corn, black beans, avocados, mushrooms, snap peas, pineapple, vegan mayo, carrots, rice noodles, seltzer, beets, cauliflower, parsley, pumpkin seeds, thyme, plant yogurt, garlic, riced broccoli, white rice, gf pretzels, micro arugula, & black olives. $327.69

8:15 PM It takes over an hour, but everything is washed and put away! Make air fried broccoli with miso butter and veggie sandwiches for dinner. 

9:00 PM - Make a crappy drink with flavored vodka. The only thing I have in my house is shooters left over from my sister’s bachelorette party. She’s now divorced if that gives you any idea of how long this stuff has been sitting around. More alcohol comes tomorrow at least! Eat a few Swedish fish.

9:30 PM - Play Mario Kart, watch The Challenge, and call it a night.

DAY TWENTY TOTAL: $327.69

DAY TWENTY-ONE

8:30 AM - Chemex and work. Alcohol is coming sometime this AM from my friend J who has a wholesale hookup. Much like everything else in the pandemic, I just buy in bulk. It’s easier that way!

10:30 AM - Eat a slice of orange spice bread for breakfast. It’s definitely growing on me but I think I need to adjust a few things before shooting/posting. J drops off my booze order. I got 2 crates of wine (24 bottles total), a bottle of bourbon, rye, mezcal, rum, and st. germaine. She says it was $400 but I pay her more. $450

11:00 AM - Start prepping chile de arbol salsa & stuff for this week’s salad - spring mix, roasted tofu with taco seasoning, avo, chipotle ranch dressing, cilantro, green onion, black beans, tomatoes and corn. YUM. Eat salad with a La Croix. 

3:00 PM - I get the appraisal back! My house came in at $390k. (I bought it for $245k) OMG! Eat a celebratory slice of orange bread.

6:45 PM - Finish class 15/15 for the barre challenge. 11 more months to go. hah! Rinse off, roast potatoes for veggie sandwiches. Pour a celebratory glass of wine. 

8:30 PM - Pour another half glass. What a week! End up going on a walk with K & KP which was really nice. I need to get out more. This weekend I will. Stay tuned. ~*~*~

DAY TWENTY-ONE TOTAL: $450

[scorpybaby]

whatis the story with the friend that hurt you the most? :,(

It was my ex boyfriend. He was always very secretive about his phone, he didn’t want to be with me all the time (I am very clingy), his friends didn’t seem to like me (they were all single and quite immature), and after about a year and a bit, he stopped saying “I love you” so much. We started to fight a lot and he would never be willing to compromise. I would get upset, break up with him, then come back to him after I cried for a night or two by myself (meanwhile he would hang out with friends and not be worried about me since he “knew” we would just get back together the next day), he would refuse to wear a condom even if I wanted to stop taking birth control (therefore not giving me any option but to stay on it), and there’s more I’m sure.

I would hurt myself while I was with him. Probably because I was sad and wanted him to care. Which he acted like he did, but I’m not so sure anymore that he actually did. He called his ex gf crazy and said she self harmed and tried to overdose a few times. I used to think it was her own demons causing that but, again, not sure that was actually the case anymore seeing as he made me want to hurt myself (for the record, I have never really had or acted on those feelings before or after him).

One random day, after about a year and 7 months of being together, he decided to end our relationship for good. He wouldn’t give me a proper reason. He said he just “wanted to single again.” (We hadn’t had sex for like 2 months due to my period and being sick and busy with school so I think that is the real reason.) A week after he broke my heart, he met up with me for like half an hour, made out with me, then immediately said it was a mistake afterwards and dropped me off at home. That was the last time I ever saw him. But I ended up hearing about him from others. Apparently, shortly after he tried to have sex with some girl that I don’t know (tried, but apparently had “whiskey dick” lol). Then like 2 weeks after our break up, got a new gf (so much for wanting to be single lmao). Oh and apparently while they were somewhat unofficial, he cheated on her.

But I kind of got what I deserved. He left his ex for me (I didn’t ask him to, I had simply been hanging with him as a friend but it turned out he wanted more so I said okay to dating him). And he left me for some other girl. (Claims he didn’t start talking to her until after the breakup but other sources said he had been talking to her for months)

So TL;DR? I thought my ex was the best thing since sliced bread but it turned out I was blinded by love.

I even had friends that didn’t like him and my family did not care for him either but I didn’t listen. Silly me!

Anyway, I have a loving fiancé now that everyone loves and is super sweet and let’s me look at his phone whenever I want (he knows I’m insecure and he has nothing to hide so it doesn’t bother him). He doesn’t mind spending all his time with me and always offers for me to tag along with his friends (which I do sometimes but not always). I have never ever wanted to self harm while being with him. I never will. He is loyal and would never cheat. He treats me like a princess because he knows I love being treated that way. He always knows how to comfort and reassure me and he makes me smile and laugh my ass off every single day. He also is fully supportive of my 2D men (my ex thought it was “weird” though he did not stop me). Kyle is honestly the greatest guy I have ever met and I have no clue how I got so lucky. That’s not to say he doesn’t have flaws, of course, but who doesn’t? Regardless, I love him and everything about him and he has healed me in so many ways and I’m just so thankful for him coming into my life.

ANYWAY, somehow I always end up writing a novel to asks. I’m so sorry lol!

Thanks for your concern, anon. I appreciate it ❤

[vampykitty-kun]

This is the stuff I have to deal with:

The roommate’s GF quit her job a week ago. In that time I guess she’s been applying places but honestly I’m not up her ass and have no idea what she does and does not do outside of when I see her in the house or evidence left.

In that past week the dishes in the sink built up and were never washed. I could tell that she was waiting to see how long it took for me to do them. Except that their dishes are not my responsibility. I do all of my dishes either as/after I cook or in the case of dishes brought up to my room I do let them pile up a few days then I bring them down and wash them all at once. None of those dishes in that sink are mine and I’ll be damned if I’m going to wash them.

Well today she gets fed up and has a temper tantrum.

We crossed paths in the kitchen, she was doing the dishes and cleaning the stove all the wile slamming things around and ranting about how she’s the only one who ever does shit, etc, etc. Meanwhile I’ve already explained to you all the dishes situation. But let’s address the stove shall we? What is all over the stove? Pasta sauce and coagulated oil from things being fried. I’m sure most of you have tried to clean old fried oil off the stove or wall in the past so you know what I’m talking about. Well guess what? I haven’t made pasta in weeks, and it’s been way longer since I fried something. So again, not my problem. Am I maybe guilty of some mystery sticky on the center of the stove from leaving a spoon/spatula there while cooking? Probably. I won’t lie there. But the shit she’s having a fit about is her own doing.

Moving on...

We decided last month that we were all responsible for our own food. I had to buy and cook my own, those two as a couple had to buy and cook their own, and this other guy that was living with us and just moved out a few days ago had to buy and cook his own shit too. She was getting pissed off that she was having to cook a meal for all 4 of us each night- when no one EVER asked her to, and that none of the rest of us 3 were cooking dinner for everyone ever. So the solution was us being on our own which I had ZERO issue with. Except I’m apparently the only responsible and functioning adult living here (which holy fuck am I not a good example, so guys seriously, get your shit together!!!!! You’re 30 and 26, the 19yo that was living here at least had some excuse) and am the only one that pays attention to things. She got a link card. She knows how much she was supposed to get. She got a sheet stating how much she was supposed to get. Yet there was double that on the card. They spent it all last month, and then they were flailing around freaking out because no more money popped up on it this month. So now they have no link food money. Well like I said, she quit her job, which I can understand that part as she was driving a taxi, and they were just not getting calls. So after gas and the rental fee she was coming home with like only $6 some nights. But anywho, so she has no money for food OR rent. Well he’s working 5 days a week long hours, and he’s been giving the landlord his entire check just about. So, again they have no food money. but that’s not my fault.

Well for some reason, despite her being the one to initiate the whole “everyone for themselves” rule, she felt entitled to my food. I got on his ass about it, because trying to talk to her goes nowhere and I don’t actually want to start a physical fight. I start bringing most non-fridge stuff up to my room, and stuff in the fridge is all in tied grocery bags, and freezer stuff the same other than the freezer door which is also all mine. Despite all that’s going on some days I have a lot of leftovers from what I’ve cooked, and I’ve taken pity on them and shared some of the leftovers with them because there was just that much. Most of my meat is frozen when I get it or too large like a small roast, so I can’t portion out. But I’ve either offered or he’s asked me. Now, after I've bagged all my crap up she asks one day after he’s at work what food they can eat. She then gets pissed off when I said they could mess with the pantry stuff, as we have like 6 bags of rice, a bunch of different bags/boxes and types of noodles, and a ton of veggie canned goods. But she’s pissed because I won’t let them eat like my cheese, eggs, or meats and stuff. I tell my roommate this and he actually went off on her and gave her a massive lecture about how they’re not entitled to food I paid for. Things go okay for a few days after that.

But then, I made a shepherd’s pie sort of thing the other day. I go down for another piece a few hours later to find a slice missing. Turns out she took it, without asking, and hid it in the fridge for him for when he‘d come home from work. No asking, just did it, and did not tell me until I confronted them about it.

Then yesterday 2 of the 5 bananas I bought for banana bread were missing, taken and eaten by her without asking.

And now tonight, I made myself a small pork roast, with these garlic spinach noodles, and a can of mixed veggies with butter. The roast is larger than I can eat in one sitting, I know this. I will also have leftovers of the veggies and noodles. He comes home from work, says what I’m cooking smells good, and he says he’s running to the gas station. Asks if I want some soda, I say yes and offer to pay, but he’s like I’ve got it. Cool. She says she’s going to take a shower while he’s gone. Well he leaves, she states that she’s starving, looks at my food that’s in the oven just keeping warm, and says she’ll eat some of that when she gets out of the shower- without me offering and without even asking me, and then she leaves to take her shower. Meanwhile he comes home, I let him know what she said/did and he gets all flustered and frustrated with her. I’m like dude, it’s one thing for me to offer, or for you guys to ask, but neither happened. She comes down, starts rummaging for plates, he waits it out, and sure enough there’s no asking going on. HE then asks me, I say I guess even though I really didn’t want to share, and she gets all pissy, appalled that I wasn’t just going to let them take. She starts banging plates around and making noise with the silverware. All reasonable actions but purposely made loud to show her anger. She plates food out for the two of them, gets pissed off/jealous that we’re having an in depth conversation without her, and she leaves me a butt end of the roast, a thin piece, almost entirely fat- which I can’t eat as the texture in my mouth makes me gag. Something I’ve brought up before. Meanwhile, they eat, and go upstairs, and I wash MY dishes. While washing them I can hear him go off on her about not asking and crap and she’s basically all pissy and proud and arguing with him.

Like I don’t even consider this guy a friend anymore. But we’re getting along almost as well as we did in the start having a common human to vent about, and I am admittedly getting surges of happiness when he takes my side in shit, because then I know I’m seriously in the right.

Now on top of all this, she complains to him that I don’t clean the house- when I lock myself in my room the entire time I’m home unless in the bathroom or kitchen for brief periods of time. NOTHING is my mess. She’s also bitching about the gas and internet bill and how I’ve not given her any money for it. Meanwhile NO ONE has given me any money for the electric bill since it was put in my name in February. Even with me paying $100 on it each month the bill is currently sitting at $300 and I never paid anything on it this month because I was broke until today. When it was just me during the week my bill was $25. It has gone up massively with her and the other guy and now 2 ACs running with the heat. She leaves all the damn lights on all day, I run around shutting them off several times a day and she turns them back on, and she leaves their TV and AC running 24/7 most of the time even when they’re not home. So no, I’m not giving you shit for the measly gas bill. Now the internet? This month is the FIRST bill. Prior to this bill I’m the one that paid the damn $50 deposit connection fee! But again, the electric bill applies here thereafter, and I did not agree to her getting cable on the bill that is only in their room that I don’t watch when I have it let only when it’s only in their bedroom. And on top of these bills, because she’s not working, he has asked me to pay HALF of next month’s rent to compensate, instead of 1/3. When I just paid $100 this month, and $600 the month before that they were supposed to partly pay me back for and didn’t. (rent is $600 per month). And it’s like, I do not want to be paying most of the rent, for all of the electric bill, and all of the food, to live here and be miserable while you mooch off me. Especially when I did not give my consent for her to move in in the first place, nor the 19yo guy that lived here for 2.5 months. None of this shit is fair. I’m trapped her though until my housing gets moved back out this way and the guy doing it is taking FOREVER to have a spot in his schedule free to move it. I’m going nuts.

#Vampy Rants

[bbangjaes]

omg writing this one gave me mad feels

i hope you like it, thanks for the request!

-mik

SF9 SCENARIO: Helping Their S/O Fall Asleep

Youngbin:

I feel like Bin-Bin would be v v v v caring as a boyfriend in general and, when you couldn’t sleep, he would do everything in his power to help you get rest bc he cared about you a lot (and he wouldn’t want to deal with a cranky gf the next day lmao). He would crawl into bed with you and wrap you up in his arms with your head against his chest. He would stroke your hair or rub your back to help you calm down and boy would you be #lovinit. I also feel lke he would be really warm ?????? so he’d feel like a human blanket and you would be oh so comfy and soft and in heaven so you’d fall asleep super easily in your little Youngbin cocoon (*screams* i feel like he is such cuddler and i love cuddling so much so i’m really struggling rn).

Inseong:

Though he is a crusty little shit, he’d be such a softie with you if you needed help falling asleep. I can totally see him cuddling you and *heaves* singing you to sleep. This actual soft angel boy would hold you all close and sing you some really pretty lullaby or song that would have you dozing off in no time at all (u might also cry bc holy shit this would be a moment). Once you fell asleep, he’d stop singing and carefully give you a lil kiss on your forehead bc 1) fuck yeah, forehead kisses and 2) he was high-key pumped that he succeeded in putting you to sleep with his smooth vocals (i also see him grinning really big to himself bc he’s also cocky af).

Jaeyoon:

Much like Inseong, I feel like our honey voice Jaeyoon would sing you to sleep. He would be very sad and worried about you if you couldn’t fall asleep and would quickly formulate a plan to get his beautiful baby some beauty rest (yo this boy would be on a mission). He would wrap you up in blankets and spoon you while he serenaded you with a v sweet love song (holy moly i am having so many feelings just imagining this lord help me). Oh my would you be so very comfy and relaxed and content with such a lovable boyfriend and would have no trouble at all falling asleep anymore.

I LOVE THIS GIF WHAT A LIFE-RUINING CUTIE

Dawon:

This boy is so damn loud that I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the cause your sleeplessness (like srsly when is he not screaming or yelling lmao i swear to god i love him tho). When it came down to it though, he would try his very best to help his lovebug get some sleep bc sleep is v important who doesn’t love sleep amiright ladies (yo fuck that, sleep is for the weak haha i’m so sleep-deprived rn help me). This honey bun would become a human pillow in order to maximize full comfiness capabilities. Or, in other words, would put on super soft clothes and let you rest your pretty little head on him while he held you close like his most prized possession (yeah yeah i know you’re not a possession/object blah blah i’m just trying to emphasize how much he treasures u damn it). But yeah he’d basically embody the spirit of all things comfy to help you fall asleep and that shit would work like a charm.

Zuho:

YOOOOOOOO ZUHO WOULD BE THE SOFTEST OF THE SOFT. I can see this sweetie being v calm and caring if you needed him to help you fall asleep. He would get into bed with you and wiggle under the covers so that he was super duper close to you bc personal space ???????? that shit is overrated. I imagine him talking to you extra sweetly while he adjusts his position to wrap you up in his long noodle arms and making sure that you are comfy (YALL IM FLASHING BACK TO THIS POST BC HIS VOICE WOULD BE SO SLEEPY IM WEAK). I feel it in my heart of hearts that Baek Juho would be just a complete and total sweetheart and would make you feel so loved and safe and thoroughly believe that it would be near impossible to have trouble falling asleep with this man holding you. Peace. End of story. *drops mic*

Rowoon:

THIS POOR MOM WOULD BE SO DISTRAUGHT IF YOU COULDN’T SLEEP. Seokwoo would be the embodiment of all things stressed tf out bc he would always be nagging you about getting enough sleep, eating nutritious food, taking good care of yourself, etc. He would try giving you a glass of warm milk or some shit like that to help you falll asleep but it wouldn’t work and he would be back to square one. When the frazzled mom ran out of options, he’d finally just cuddle you (i’m laughing so hard bc he would be so clueless and wouldn’t realize that cuddling is always the solution poor thing). Our giant man-baby would wrap you up in a little Rowoon burrito and you would be really really comfy and it would just be really great (well damn it now i’m hungry bc i wrote the word burrito).

Taeyang:

This boyfriend would be v v v v v v v soft and sweet if his boo couldn’t sleep. He would make sure that you had enough blankets and pillows and would ask if you wanted to sleep in a shirt of his or something illegally cute like that (i’m drowning in the feels bc he would be such a sweet lil bun). He would cuddle you and hum some pretty-sounding nonsense that would be oddly pleasing and soothing to help you relax. IDK WHY BUT I JUST IMAGINE HIM STROKING YOUR HAIR  AND LIKE PLAYING WITH IT BETWEEN HIS FINGERS AND SHIT (lms if u too like it when ppl play with ur hair bc i think it’s the best thing since sliced bread). Yo he’d be extremely soothing and so sweet that you would practically get a damn cavity and you would not struggle in the least to fall alseep thanks to your boyfriend Tae.

Hwiyoung:

Have no fear, Hwiyoung is here. This needy little cuddle monster would be more than ready to save the day and cuddle you into submission bc I honestly feel like this boy’s true calling is cuddling for some reason. He would be the cutest little puppy and would practically pounce on you bc he would want to get in bed with you A.S.A.P. He would snuggle you so close to him and would make sure that there was no part of you left untouched by his softness (ok that might sound a lil dirty but i promise that, for once, it was not intended that way lmao). Oh me oh my you would be in heaven bc Hwi is low-key a cuddle master and the true definition of cuddly (like seriously i imagine him being a complete cuddle god). Let’s just say that your sleeplessness would be no match for this boyfriend.

Chani:

I KNOW I SAY THAT THEY ARE ALL REALLY SOFT BOYFRIENDS N SHIT BUT I SWEAR TO GOD THAT CHANI IS HANDS-DOWN THE SOFTEST BOYFRIEND OF ALL. *takes a deep breath* Okay, I’m ready. I genuinely feel like Chani is the type to fall really hard for a girl and that you would mean the literal world to him if you were his girlfriend (idk why but i just see him being head-over-heels when he is in love with someone) so if you had any type of problem, he would try v hard to make you happy. If you couldn’t fall asleep, he would sort of just casually slip into bed with you and lay so that you two were face-to-face with your foreheads touching and the he’d look down like a shy little bean and talk to you about the weather or something random bc why the fuck not. I can also see him playing with your hands and doing that thing where you sort of rub your thumb around in a circle and it’s just really soothing and cute and UGH (yo i just imagine chani being super fascinated with hands i’m not really sure why). Ok this getting really long now but what the fuck did you expect from a Chani stan. But I just see you two giggling and chatting until you both fall asleep and your worries would just vanish and you would get some good ass sleep. THE END.

(yes wow look at that quality gif made by yours truly)

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