#Logical Explanation. but my 2am brain was like oh cool i'm about to be super murdered. he had a mystery duffel bag and everything hhfgfgf

[hemaris]

a guy i've never seen before in my life tried to get into my apartment at 2am last night and i'm unironically so normal about it

#i don't think he neccessarily had bad intentions but it was WEIRD #he was clearly under the influence of. something. and at first he was just ringing my doorbell #then one of my dumbass neighbors let him into the complex lmaooooo and he found my door and wouldn't stop banging on it for like 15 minutes #neighbor came out and was like wtf. guy said oh yeah uh my friend lives here and i left my car keys on his balcony so i NEED to get in #bro????? i've lived here for like 6 yrs WHO are you talking about #eventually he went outside and got locked out so he rung my doorbell a couple of more times and left #and in daylight it's like. i think he was just so out of it that he straight up got into the wrong building like i'm sure there's a #Logical Explanation. but my 2am brain was like oh cool i'm about to be super murdered. he had a mystery duffel bag and everything hhfgfgf #anyway after 300 yrs i managed to fall asleep again & kept having dreams where his keys were genuinely on my balcony & i had to be #like omg dude i'm sooooooo sorry #ANYWAY! the moral of the story is that it wasn't fun but in the end i didn't even freak out that badly and i'm not even rlly worried about #it anymore even though i'm usually notoriously paranoid. girlboss moments i guess #the other moral is that peepholes make everything loook sooooooooo much more creepy and threathening #@ that guy i hope u found ur friend and keys #delete later