#Kon is being his usual flamboyant self and Tim is like well I can't NOT fuck him

[redrobin-detective]

The only timkon dynamic I will accept is Conner looking at Tim who is bossy, deeply damaged and unhinged and who only gives a vague half-fuck over little things like legality and what people tell him and being like “babe you are the messiest dude I have ever met but, god knows why, I trust you with my life and my heart because whatever is wrong with you is incredibly sexy.”

Meanwhile Tim is looking at Conner who is wearing bedazzled jorts, a crop top and fringe jacket that says baby slut on the back who is arguing that as a clone who’s barely 5, he should qualify for the under 10 discount at Denny’s because he needs to feel some emotion at 2:47 in the morning and thinking “this is literally the most embarrassing and ridiculous human shaped person I have ever met but he has seen me go off the rails so many times he just buckles in and rides it out and also we have established abandoned anxious child to abandoned anxious child communication and it would take too long to break another boyfriend in so I guess I need to marry him and shit”

And I will literally not take anything else, thank you and goodnight. 

#timkon #I want them to have the healthiest most loving relationship possible in the most weird and fucked up way possible #seperately they have so many problems #and sort of fall together at the beginning in a rush of not knowing what else to do #but slowly learn to heal bouncing their love and assurance for each other back and forth until they become better people #but at the same time holding each other close and being like 'there is something so messed up about you but I kinda dig it bc I'm messed up #Tim being manic is gotham and Kon is just like damn thats hot #Kon is being his usual flamboyant self and Tim is like well I can't NOT fuck him #and no one understands them or their dynamic but its cool #they got each other and even tho neither will ever be normal #they can find happiness with someone who *understands* #this post is half sap/half crack bc they're ridiculous but I have so many strong feelings about their love #i want to like Timber I honest to god do but Im so mentally ill for timkon I just cant