#KEYWORDS THAT COULD BE SEARCHED: lostlovepunk trixic sal oyster shelley 'serving fish'

[dullahandyke]

gods strongest soldier I'm so sorry you got a popular post, my condolences

its not that bad bcos i muted it way back when it only had like 150 notes n i only found out bcos i logged in to a shitton of followers and someone atted me on it but like. genuinly baffled. its the middest unfunniest post in the world, not even making an attempt at observational humour its just observation, and ive SEEN the 'lol tumblr is sooooo random' edition thats been floating around and thats not funny either!!! i have so many awesome posts and this is the one thats on the verge of breaking 40k notes??? why is it always the shitty posts that go viral i wish this had happened to 'serving fish', my elevator pitch for a comedy movie abt a cishet man who has to dress in drag to join an oyster eating contest and dominate the competition (because oyster eating was recently mandated to be done only by nonbinary people). like it was a bad movie pitch but i still think about it on occasion which is more than i can say for that post

#if one of you guys finds serving fish for me ill give u either cash reward (€3 maximum) or a short ode composed in your name #its one of many posts that tumblr search has nuked i cant find it on my blog... #it was originally a post like 'hey you guys wanna see something cursed' which i reblogged w a reply from lostlovepunk saying yes #alongside the movie pitch #KEYWORDS THAT COULD BE SEARCHED: lostlovepunk trixic sal oyster shelley 'serving fish'