#Jobe bellingham

[judessangel]

size kink with jude? like "it wont fit" "ill make it fit" ???

𐙚 ATTA GIRL —

‌#pairing : jude bellingham x fem reader

‌#cw : 18+ mentions of oral sex (reader receiving), pnv sex, unprotected sex, lots of praise, size kink

‌#summary : jude making his dick fit in ur tiny hole

‌#note : posted this On My Way! to my job !!

jude loved taking his time, devouring you like you were his last meal, going knuckles deep into you, hearing you moan soft whimpers as he ran his tongue over your clit.

he came to kiss your lips, and you tasted yourself as he placed his cock in front of your wet cunt, sliding over your still sensitive clit, drawing a moan from you which he swallowed with his ever hungry lips.

" jude, " you breathed between kisses, drunk on the sensations, " ’s too big, " you swallowed as his hand gripped your thigh firmly to give him room and his lips nuzzled your neck.

" it won't fit, " you assured him.

just taking his tip in was complicated for the simple reason, and that inflated his ego, so much.

" i'll make it fit," he reassured, stroking your hair as he came to kiss your cheek, " i'm sure you can take it darlin’. "

he drowned you in kisses as you felt his dick tracing up and down your clit, coating himself in your wetness, one of your hands coming to rest on his back and the other on his tense arm.

" fuuuuccck. " he groaned, his breath ghosting over your skin, " you're so wet, "

you let a gasp escape you as he began to press his tip between your hole, a low growl escaping his mouth and falling in a warm cloud onto your skin.

you breathed in deeply as he continued to press in slowly, his lips coming to kiss your forehead in encouragement.

" it wont fit if you tense like that, baby. " he came to kiss your lips, his hand gently sliding down your body, settling on your waist where his thumb made circular movements.

" i can't, " you complained, tears welling up in your eyes as you pressed your eyelids strongly together.

" you can, " he murmured, kissing the corner of your eyelids tenderly, " atta girl. "

you inhaled softly, and then tried to relax, closing your eyes and biting your lip as he thrust deeper into you.

" that's it, " he encouraged softly, " that's my girl, innit? "

his praise made you flutter around him, an appreciative moan rising from his throat as he finally got all the way inside you.

you threw your head back, breathing shakily as he kissed your neck with tenderness, "takin' me so well, fuckin' love this pussy."

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[luv444bellingham]

ONE OF YOUR GIRLS . // jude bellingham.

PARING. poc!reader x situationship!jude.

IN WHICH. she tries to get him jealous, but he snaps harder than she predicted.

WARNING. unprotected sex, poc reader, dirty talk, hair pulling, praising, public bathroom sex, porn with a plot, and more. (my big debut yall,,)

WORDS. 1.4k

heart racing, she picked up the drink the stranger offered her— taking quick side glances at the tall frame in the corner. Her and jude had gotten into an argument back in the car, and she couldn’t help but feel petty wanting to piss him off.

What really was pissing her off was that, currently, he wasn’t even looking their way. She took a sip of the alcoholic beverage and leaned in closer to the man. He looked to be around her age, but he wasn’t nearly as kept up and good looking as jude. He droned on and on about his car dealership and the amount of money he spent on his own vehicle, never bothering to ask anything about her.

no matter. she just wanted jude’s attention.

she rubbed her fingers up and down his bicep as he spoke with a smirk, casting another glance toward the corner about a minute later she bit the inside of her cheek catching the sly glance he took toward her, he was playing her game, she wasn’t finna loose.

still, watching him rub up on some white girl got her all riled up and irritated, she wasn’t even sure she wanted to keep playing.

“Why don’t we go back to your car?” She whispered softly, placing her glass down on the counter, “you sure?” nodding her head they both rose from their seats and began to pivot through the crowd when her eyes stopped on jude’s frame, feeling up on the girl’s ass as they locked lips.

She wanted to go over there and slap the bitch but decided against it, instead she shouted — “i have to use the bathroom,” over the loud music that was now playing. She just needed to find an excuse to break from the man and go gather herself privately. Perhaps stop herself from committing a murder.

entering the restroom she dug in her purse to retrieve her phone with an aggravated expression on her face, the door flew open making her phone fall from her hand which only added to her annoyance, “what the hell,”

“My bad, mama.” Rolling her eyes she bent over to grab her phone and face a smirking jude. His eyes roamed her figure and face, “what, you started it!”

"I don't care, let me out—" he grabbed her waist, pushing her back against the sink, "don't be like that." He whispered against her neck as he leaned into her. It was clear how drunk he was now, his sluggish speech and that subtle smell of vodka. She rolled her eyes, gripping his shoulders as she allowed herself to be placed against the edge of the sink.

he whispered the lyrics of the song playing as he brushed soft kisses against her skin, stopping to nibble against her shoulder and grip her thighs. Her skin flushed as she realized she was getting the attention she’d been after the whole night. Everything else went out the window, including the reason she was mad in the first place.

“You mad at me?” He chuckled to himself, moving down to her exposed cleavage. His lips parted as he pulled the front of her dress down flicking her nipple with his thumb eliciting a shiver from the other — “shut up,” she demanded and he smiled, “yes ma’am.”

His tongue drew a shape over her left boob as his continued to massage the other, eyes looking up as she leaned her head back against the mirror, swallowing thickly. His fingers rubbed up and down her leg teasingly, stopping just below the bottom of her dress. despite his seemingly unbothered expression, he wanted nothing more than to tear her out of it.

he would. Just not now.

“spread your legs fa’ me.” She obliged, parting her thighs rather quickly, moving gently against his fingers as they snaked up closer to her pussy. She couldn’t wait any more, and he could tell she was growing impatient with him, just like she’d been irritated with him just a few minutes ago. He would make it up to her.

Jude’s thumb circled her clit as his lips engulfed hers, tongues fighting for dominance. She arched off the sink as he pushed one finger into her wetness. She wanted to ask him for more, but wasn’t gonna make him think he was forgiven.

his finger entered in and out of her at a faster pace as her slick acted as a lubricant, she gripped the edges of the sink when he added one more finger, his thumb prodding her cunt to no end. She bit her lip as a wave of pleasure washed over her and she let out an accidental whimper.

“Hmm, get up.” Jude kissed her cheek as she hopped up, he turned her around so that she could see herself in the mirror, disheveled and needy— his hands went up to her boobs again as he began to knead them desperately.

Her boobs were one of his favorite things about her, how they seemed to spill out of any top she wore, how pretty they sat. He had a fixation on just playing with them any chance he got. Worshipping her.

he finally went back to rubbing her dripping pussy other hand holding her chin to make sure she didn’t stop watching herself.

“that feel good, hm?” she slowly nodded, whimpering at the sudden loss of his digits again— however as she heard the jingle of his belt, she was more than happy.

He bent her over the sink hearing her hum softly at the cold of the sink pressing up against her front side. She played with her hardened nipple as his fisted his dick for a few seconds, before teasing her entrance. “You can take it can’t you— this is what you wanted, isn’t it?”

Her lips parted as his tip pressed teasingly against her hole, “fuck,” he slowly entered her from behind, his hands on her hair moving her back against his cock.

“C’mon ma, help me out.” He grunted.

She arched her back, her breath quivering as she struggled to take him all despite initial confidence.

he lifted her head so she could watch herself as he pounded into her at a steady pace. Being with a football player continuously paid off. He could last quite a while, and wouldn’t stop until he knew she felt good.

“Watch yourself, baby, while you take me.” Her eyes fluttered open as she came close to finishing just at the sight of him watching himself disappear inside her.

Her moans found their place at the back of her throat, practically choking her as he slammed into her. It was bizarre; the groans and the peculiar sound of skin clashing mixed with the music playing in the party that was literally right outside the door . The world seemed to move around them, but time stood still every time he hit that particular spot, the one that made her toes curl and her eyes roll back. 

“Jude,” she whined and moaned, almost like a plea. He responded with a grunt of his own, manhandling her as he felt her cunt clench around him. He guided her hips back against him quicker, the steady sound of skin clapping growing louder as each got closer and closer to finish.

she pushed herself back against him as he stopped for a second to clench his jaw and reposition, jude clicked his tongue quietly and without even looking up at their reflection, she knew there was a half smirk tugging at his lips. “Dirty girl.”

“Yeah, that’s it, good girl, taking me so well.” She heard jude babbling further words of praise behind her, but her mind wasn’t focusing, too wrapped in the pleasure that was filling her body, threatening to spill. The noises jude was making only seemed to prolong the aftershocks of her orgasm, his soft whimpers and grunts only making her pussy ache even more despite how sensitive she was riding out her finish as her juices squirted out of her. She was certain this wasn’t a one round kind of night, and feared for when they actually got home.

He fucked his cock into her a few more times before his hips stilled, pressed flush to her ass as he came, painting her insides it filling her up so much it was already leaking from her. His forehead thudded heavily against her back, quiet whimpers filling the bathroom as his cock pulsed. He shifted his hips and she whined, clenching around him purposefully, wanting him to fill her.

“Better now?”

“Fuck you.”



#jude bellingham #jude x reader #luv444bellingham #jobe bellingham #bellingham x reader #madrid spain #jude bellingham smut #central cee #smut with plot

[angeljude]

I’ve never seen this before but looks like it’s from Jude and Jobe’s holiday together

#jude bellingham #jobe bellingham #real madrid #sunderland afc #Jude needs to be a bit more sociable and speak to his lil bro

[taasgirl]

planned / jude bellingham

summary: jude an y/n are aaaaall about soft launch, until a certain grealish ruins it

jobebellingham Proud of you brother. Birmingham will always love you #bvbbound

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judebellingham Lots of love little bro 🫶

user4562829 their love for each other >>>>>>

bvb Welcome home starboy ⭐

ynusername up for some german lessons @ judebellingham

judebellingham ja bitte!

ynusername you're getting there...

ynusername i don't wanna leave home :((((

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maddygrech please don't leave me here with the eshays

ynusername oh god. good luck

jobebellingham God when can I come over 🙄

user272937 always was always will be 🖤💛❤️

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ynusername us.

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user3452893 strangely cryptic...

user1280282 100% confirming that she's a wag

user0927652 anyone else here from that one tweet?

user5793723 HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW IT SAYS 'US'?

erlinghaaland Hearts for everyone. Thank you to everyone who came out tonight, a biiiig 3 points on the board.

ynusername sigh.

erlinghaaland fine take him back 😳 liked by judebellingham

judebellingham Germany is black and yellow!! 🖤💛

username456297 yn and jude this, yn and jude that. LETS FUCKING TALK ABOUT ERLING AND JUDE

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flowers for my pretty guy <3

ynusername is it really a date if i'm not ordering pasta?

judebelligham idk if you're scamming me but pasta should not be $40 a dish

user563920 WHAT THE FUCK????????? user019373 TEARS DOWN MY FACE RIGHT NOW

maddygrech my pretty girl

jackgrealish i wonder who was taking these photos 💁

user65283 he's so unserious omfg

judebellingham some photos with some of my favourite people 🩷

trentarnold66 nice to see that you've done me dirty

jobebellingham i hear you. look at my eyes smh

user672939 SOFT LAUNCH I REPEAT SOFT LAUNCH

jackgrealish i wonder how y/n is feeling now that you've finally posted her

jobebellingham JESUS JACK ITS A SOFT LAUNCH

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judebellingham i think i'm gonna love you a long time @ynusername

ynusername @ jackgrealish we wanted the soft launch to last longer gosh

jackgrealish DON'T BLAME ME I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS

jobebellingham idk what she sees in you

judebellingham 🍆

user458274 yeah they're my parents fr

ynusername i really wanted to drag out the soft launch but @ jackgrealish had different plans...😶

jackgrealish I DID YOU GUYS A FAVOUR STOP BASHING ME

judebellingham my beautiful girl 💗

user567822 NAWWWWW

user682629 ok they cute af

Let me know if ya'll like this ❤️ Jude and y/n got me cheesing

#jude bellingham #football social media au #football fic #jude bellingham fic #jude bellingham smau #smau #erling haaland #jobe bellingham #jack grealish #jude bellingham x reader

[loviingpedri]

Hi! Can you write a Jobe fic where he and the reader are play fighting and she says another guys name as a joke (she’s pranking him) and he gets upset😭 (established relationship)

loving this idea.

always gonna be you - jobe bellingham

prompt: request ^

warnings: grammar issues, play fighting

credits to owners for all images.

young love. nothing can beat it.

there’s so many ways to express it. even in the most aggressive way.

“jobe! can you get the icing out of the refrigerator? the cake should be cooled.”

“it smells delicious. can’t believe you made all of this yourself.”

“i’m just that good, right?” as jobe placed the bowl of icing down, you grabbed a spatula.

turning around and mixing the icing, jobe got a brilliant idea. spreading the first layer of it down, jobe put icing on his finger and waited for the perfect moment.

“y/n, look at this!” faking a situation, you looked at him unaware. soon, you had frosting on your nose.

“oh you little devil.” grabbing some from the bowl, you also put some on his nose. jobe grabbed you from behind and squeezed you as you attempt to fight your way out of his grasp.

then the idea hit.

“michael! put me down!” then he stopped shaking you. he slowly let you go.

“what?” poor jobe, he seemed so hurt and confused.

“what?” playing dumb was your favorite thing to do. you felt terrible, but his reaction was priceless.

“who’s michael?”

“i don’t know a michael.” it was difficult to suppress your smile. you tried walking away, but jobe grabbed your arm.

“y/n, who is michael. you just said his name!” he was getting angrier by the moment.

“i said your name, jobe! calm down. i don’t have any idea of what you’re talking about.”

“stop acting dumb. you clearly said his name.” jobe was now pouting. he was about to walk away from you, but you started laughing. “what’s so funny?”

“jobe! it’s a prank. calm down. i really don’t know a michael. i just said whatever name to get your attention. please stop being mad.” giving him a nice bright smile, you could already see he forgave you.

“that wasn’t very funny. almost stormed off for a second.”

giving him a hug, “you’ll always come back. it’s always gonna be you in my life.”

#football x reader #football fanfic #football imagine #jobe bellingham x yn #jobe bellingham x you #jobe bellingham fanfic #jobe bellingham imagine #jobe bellingham x reader #jobe bellingham #sunderland afc

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

This is really sad

#jude bellingham #jobe bellingham

[takemebackact]

I love black men idk..!!! 😭🤭🎀💗😍🫶🏻

#jude bellingham #jobe bellingham #jadon sancho #sharky #jamal musiala #vinicius jr #trent alexander arnold #levi colwill #lamine yamal #rodrygo #my manzzz #I love Jude so much

[jobesbabe]

he’s mine / jobe bellingham insta au

judebellingham felt good today, big win in more ways than one

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trentarnold66 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳

youruser 7 is my favorite number...

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judebellingham my starboy

chrissy_rigg i see you my brother 👀

adidasfootball a true king

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youruser took a quick trip to spain. 💐

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keleighteller gorgeous girl

ynfan omg do you think she met someone there?

jobebellingham hm i dont live in spain 🤨

youruser @jobebellingham hm i sure remember you being there… 🤨🤨🤨

yn_islife omg jude or jobe… shes def with a bellingham or something

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jobebellingham baecation rocks

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youruser 💗

judebellingham dont know if im your bae but i was here too

jobelover this is icky jobe

jobeandjudefan so happy for you 😭

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youruser jude third wheeled 😞

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judebellingham i feel the shade.

youruser @judebellingam no shade, all sun.

jobebellingham my baby 💞

keleighteller hard launched the perfect couple

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youruser being yours means posting the pics that make me laugh

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jobebellingham youre mine

youruser @jobebellingham i know 😁😁

trentarnold66 second pic goes crazy

judebellingham mom and dad

jobebellingham @judebellingham youre literally older? 🤨

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ahhh thanks so much for reading this! this is my first fic/ any post on tumblr really so please like and comment suggestions & requests tysm!!!

#jobe bellingham #instagram au #insta au #football #footballer imagine #sunderland afc #jobe bellingham x reader

[formulalfc]

Hey a small request!

Reader (Jude's girlfriend) consoling Jobe after a break-up and seeing the interaction between these two, it warms Jude's heart!

Sorry if there are any grammatical errors English isn't my first language

jobe shows up at your house late into the night, eyes rimmed red and heartbroken. you're quick to invite him in, both you and jude quickly forgetting whatever it is you were doing. you guide him to the living room, jude going to get some water for his brother. when he comes back to you both his heart warms at the sight, you've got your arms wrapped around jobe, stroking his head as you calm him down. you and jobe had always been close ever since you and jude had been together and jude couldn't help but love the relationship you two had.

inbox is open send me some ramble requests <3

#blurbs with shan ;) #jude bellingham #jude bellingham blurb #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham x you #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham smut #jobe bellingham blurb #jobe bellingham x reader #jobe bellingham #real madrid

[mentalbaddiex]

denise at the real madrid game yesterday (peep jobe in the background 😭)

#denise bellingham #jobe bellingham #jude bellingham #la liga #bellingham #jude #jude victor willliam bellingham #real madrid #rmcf #rma

[judessangel]

just a beard

jude bellingham x f!reader

a/n: im so sorry for not being active, i was soo busy with school and i got back with my ex!! next week i have 8-9 exams so i wont be able to post ☹️☹️ im so late to this but ohh well. KEEP sending requests in!

summary: in which judes girlfriend becomes overly dramatic and emotional since he shaved his beard.

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jude had just finished his intense football practice and was looking forward to relaxing in his room.

as he walked into his room, he saw his girlfriend sitting on his bed with tears streaming down her face.

concerned, jude rushed over to her and asked her what was wrong. but all she did was point at his face.

confused, jude reached up to touch his face and realized that y/n was crying because he had shaved the little patch of beard he had been growing on his chin.

jude couldn't believe it. she was crying over a few measly strands of facial hair?

he tried to hold back his laughter but couldn't help himself. he found the whole situation ridiculous and bursting out laughing.

y/n looked at him with disbelief and pushed him away. she began to say things like, "why did you shave it! i loved it too much!" and "rest in peace my dear little beardy.." while crying her eyes out dramatically.

jude couldn't understand why she was making such a fuss. its just a beard, it'll grow back. but for y/n, it was more than just a beard. she loved it and was emotionally attached to it.

feeling guilty for causing her so much distress, jude apologized and hugged her. but y/n wasn't ready to let it go.

she pulled out her phone and took a picture of judes new clean-shaven face and then another picture with the beard.

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yourusername in loving memory of his chin pubes you'll be missed by me:(( jude we hate u

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judebellingham it'll grow back soon dont worry baby

‌yourusername dont baby me bellingham ihysm

judebellingham so dramatic its just a beard come on

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user0182 its kind of better without it tbh..

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user1185 ok now why did he do that

username05 WHAT NOW

user6980 so much better wdym

jude couldn't help but laugh at her post, realizing how silly the whole situation was. he then kissed her again and promised to grow back his beard as soon as possible,

or else!!

send requests!!!!!

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[judebelllngham]

how cute 🥹

#runs in the family #jude bellingham #jobe bellingham

[angeljude]

These 2 woke up in the morning and genuinely thought that they should wear matching fits. What cuties 🥹😂

#jude bellingham #jobe bellingham

[judebellvngham]

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME? , jude/jobe b.

summary: you, jude and jobe do the water dunk question trend on tik tok.

pairings: jude bellingham x fem!reader (platonic!) jobe bellingham x fem!reader (platonic!)

warnings: don’t really know 👎👎

notes: @hummusxx made a post about how there is no siblings with jude and jobe imagines and i literally have been thinking about it non-stop because i feel like they would just be so chaotic so i wanted to write this 😭

thought this was just a cute little short imagine.

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“so we are doing the dunking challenge thingy, but with both of my brothers!” you say very excited behind jude because you finally got them to a do a tik tok with you. jude sat in the chair behind the bowl of ice water, while jobe was off to the side.

“so what? you ask a question and dunk my head in?”

“if you don’t answer or get it wrong then she does it.” jobe answered for you sitting down right next to you peaking the side of his head to the camera, and you laughed at his shyness.

“why did i agree to this?”

you let out a small laugh before thinking of your first question, jude looking at the camera with pursed lips and a hint of determination on his face.

“okay, starting easy for you- what is my favorite show at the moment?” you say grabbing on to the back of head laughing as you do so.

jude scrunched up his face, his forehead curled as he thought about it. as he took longer to answer you started to push his head down closer to the water but he was forcing his head back up.

“wait-wait” he laughed out as you pushed his head down further almost touching the ice cold water. “that one show- fuck what is it called?”

jobe was on the side snickering watching this whole thing. “that one show?” you laughed pushing his head all the way down into the water practically drowning him and he pulled himself out water dripping from the top of his hair and his face.

he let out a breathy laugh getting up from the chair, “it’s queen charlotte, you didn’t give me enough time to think.” he shook his head at you.

“think quicker?”

you now sat in the chair with jobe standing behind you getting ready to question you next. you left out a heavy sigh trying to get ready for any question jobe was going to ask.

“what made me get grounded for almost a year?” jobe asked and you jumped up immediately to answer.

“you broke the tv because you were playing footie inside after mum told you not to.” you answered quickly jumping out of the chair quickly out of excitement. jobe shook his head at you moving back out of the frame of the camera, him and jude switching positions.

“i swear i’ve never seen jobe more scared in my life, mum went absolutely mad.”

“that was too easy jobe- you’ve got to hit her harder..” jude said grabbing you by the shoulders sitting you back down, his face full of determination. he grabbed you by your ponytail making you jerk backwards out of instinct.

“jude!” he only ignored your call.

“what was the DAY did i score my first international goal for england?” you instantly started to shake your head knowing good and well you did not remember this. you only remembered who was against not the exact date- and jude knew you wouldn’t.

“it was sometime in november.. yeah i don’t know just do it. ” you said accepting your fate- jude laughed gripping your hair pushing your head all the down into the bowl the cold water numbing your face. you squealed into the water before he pulled you back up.

“now this is fun.”

“for fucks sake jude” you laughed wiping your dripping face. jobe hunched over still practically dying know over this game. “you knew i wasn’t gonna get that.”

“yeah that was just for shits and giggles” he snickering going off camera.

“jobe stop laughing and sit your ass down.”

jobe glared at you, sitting down in the chair like you asked.

“who is my favorite footballer?” you say between laughs, and jobe smiles his eyes eyes crinkling. jude moved closer, his interest suddenly peaked because if it was anyone other than himself he was going to go mad.

jobe looked at jude snickering at his face. “bukayo…” he sounded unsure answering but he knew it was right because you let go of his head.

“seriously?” jude looked up at you with a look of disbelief.

you pursed your lips giving him an awkward glance, “you are a close second don’t worry!”

“you hear this madness? likes my mate more than me.. just mad.” jude says to the camera shaking his head.

now jude sat with jobe standing behind him, you taking this as your chance to think of new questions that would throw them off.

jobe let out a sigh grabbing onto jude’s head before asking his question, “what was my favorite school subject?”

jude looked around as if the answer was flying in the air, and to be fair you didn’t even know this answer so you just sat quietly to the side.

“was it maths? you liked that didn’t you?” jude was completely unconfident about his answer genuinely not knowing.

jobe threw his head back at his answer, “bro what? you must think i’m miserable” jobe laughed before dunking jude’s head a lot less hard than what you did.

you laughed as well because who’s favorite subject would be math?

“jude you are terrible.” you exclaimed as he walked away to grab a towel obviously fed up at this game.

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“okay we are back!” you clapped back in the chair. jude holding on to your neck this time moving your head side to side.

“you have a flimsy neck, like? what is up with this” he started to shake ur neck more aggressively but immediately stopped when you popped him on his hand. jude could be so annoying.

“jude i swear to queen lizzie i’m gonna kill you.”

jude laughed thinking of a question to ask, “what is my favorite food?” you squinted your eyes putting your finger on your lip thinking hard for a moment.

“um i mean you like pasta?” jude’s grasp on your neck loosened thinking about whether or not he should give it to you, because technically it wasn’t wrong.

“i mean like, sure i guess i honestly don’t even think i have one- just food innit” jude said while you roll your eyes at him.

“then why would you ask silly?”

he only shrugged him and jobe switching positions you still sitting in the chair. “my feet are tingling guys” you say to the camera and jobe gives you a weird look.

“okay, how many years was i at birm city?” jobe asked and for some reason your mind just went completely blank trying to do the math in your head.

“come on you should know this y/n” jobe said to you grabbing the back of your head bobbing back and forth to tease you.

obviously you took way too long because next thing you knew your head was being submersed into the ice cold water. you jumped at the action catching you so off guard. “what the fuck” you said as your head hovered over the water. both jobe and jude laughing at you.

jobe pushed you on the side of your head, “11 years.”

“oh.. i was gonna say 8 i’m not gonna lie.”

“what an idiot”

the water was now all over the kitchen table and you were sure that he had gotten in your phone.

as jobe sat down you hovered your hands around his neck making it seem like you wanted to choke him not remembering you could see him.

“i see you y/n.” he said pointing at your phone that was recording.

“sorry, intrusive thoughts”

“okay um! what was the name of my first pet?” you asked with a smile, jude on the side looking at you like you were stupid.

“your first pet? it was all of ours..” jude said off to the side and you snapped your head towards him.

“was i asking you?”

no response.

“okay then shut up” you say turning back to jobe who was hiding his face laughing.

“i swear your just so mean.”

you ignored jude, “okay what was it?”

jobe squinted, “it was that dumb looking turtle, man was so miserable with us.” and the whole room just went silent at that because how could he say that about the late turtle.

“okay first off all.” you started giving a fake attitude. “he wasn’t dumb, and second.” you took both of your hands to the back of his head pushing it all the to the bottom of the bowl with force, until he came back up gasping for air.

“bro” jobe coughed into the bowl making you make a face of disgust.

“are you okay?” you asked awkwardly.

“oh shut up” jobe said getting up from the chair letting jude sit.

“okay! jude you ready?” you asked and jude shook his head mouthing a ‘help me’ to the camera. you hit him upside the head and he sat up straight.

“i’m ready.”

you laugh to yourself covering your mouth getting ready to ask your question, one you knew was going to be hilarious.

“okay, when- what is my boyfriends name?” and jobe snorted right next to you making you throw your head down into jude’s shoulder laughing.

“like you could get a boyfriend.” jude said making you snap your head back up, your mouth touching the floor.

“what the hell does that mean?”

jobe had is head down on the counter on the verge of tears from laughing so hard.

“you have a boyfriend?” jobe questioned through laughs making your jaw drop even further.

“you guys literally met him not too long ago.”

jude and jobe looked at each other, kind of communicating with their eyes until they could remember what the hell you were talking about.

then all of a sudden they both started laughing like mad men, jobe clutching his stomach with one hand and the other covering his eyes.

jude was literally banging his hand on the table trying to gather himself.. “wait- wait- you mean that central cee looking wannabe guy?”

this made jobe go even more hysteric. and you just looked at them in disbelief.

“his name is-” you started before you were interrupted.

“no no we don’t care, jesus y/n you can do better than that geez.” jude said and you rolled your eyes at him.

“you know what” you walked in front of jude grabbing the bowl of ice cold water and before either of the could stop you, you poured the bowl on top of his head, some of it landing on jobe.

you laughed as they gasped in shock, jude’s body curled up from the cold cursing at you. jude got up and gave you a look that you knew to run from.

as you took off and jude started chasing you, jobe grabbed your wet phone from the table giving an uncomfortable smile to the camera.

“i think i won this challenge.”

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[loviingpedri]

money is the motive - jude bellingham.

prompt: soft launching your relationship has some mixed feelings.

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faceclaim: rachie love

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author’s note: hi my loves. this is just a little something to let you know i am well and alive. more stories coming soon, it’s just personal things are joining in. safe reads everyone!

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[judectrl]

jobe calling jude the best player in the world 🥹

#this is so cute im crying #jude bellingham #jobe bellingham