#It's weird trying to juggle ages when demonic immortality is taken out of the equation and having their shit be semi-realistic

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TERMINAL. BABY. FACE.

Another silly Vault 666 comic, because every time I draw something with Lucifer in it his stupid baby face bugs me. 

It drives him crazy in-universe too, though. He can’t grow facial hair to save his life (only patchy little wisps of almost-invisible blonde peach fuzz). He is 5'2″ and has a baby face and it is SO HARD to get people to take him seriously sometimes. He likes wearing his lab coat outside of his workshop because people still tend to associate “scientist” with “authority” and he will take whatever help he can get at this point.

Doesn’t help that most Wastelanders age like milk due to exposure to elements, poor nutrition, tons of environmental hazards, and radiation everywhere. 

Text translation below cut:

Charlie: Bye guys, be good!

Lucifer: Have fun, girls!

Angel: Must’ve been tough, raisin’ Charlie.

Lucifer: Huh? ...Not really. The vault was safe, and Lilith was SUPER hands-on.

Angel: Well, yeah, but she’s in her 20s now, right? You must’ve been crazy young when she was born.

Lucifer: Uhh... I’m 47.

Angel: NO FUCKIN’ WAY!

Arrow to Alastor: 36 years old

#Vault 666 #Hazbin Hotel AU #Hazbin AU #Fallout AU #Lucifer Morningstar #Lucifer Magne #hazbin hotel lucifer #Angel Dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #Alastor #Sir Pentious #Niffty #Husk #Lucifer does actually have a lot of respect and power to his name it's just his reputation and his appearance DO NOT match up #Al is butthurt because he was not expecting Lucifer to be nearly 10 years his senior #It's weird trying to juggle ages when demonic immortality is taken out of the equation and having their shit be semi-realistic #Not set in stone but I think everyone else in the hotel aside from Husk is early-to-mid 20s with Pent being early 30s #Which still means Al was in his mid-20s at the latest when he picked up Husk and Niffty #and she started working for him in her teens #My computer keeps making sounds like it's going to explode so sorry if my posting slows a lot until I get it fixed or replaced