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// what are your thoughts on some villains like Sectonia, Haltmann, and Hyness? :o

OOOOO ANALYSIS TIME, THANK YOU YOU BLESSED LITTLE BEAN(S)!

Starting off with something a little easier for me to swallow: Sectonia

Design wise, I love Sectonia’s look and color scheme. She’s indeed an absolute queen and she rocks it, especially in her eyes. Her attack patterns are interesting in that she’s a blend of magic as well as dual sword weilding which just makes me go 😳 bisexuals with swords gang....

As far as her story, she’s tied with Haltman of course the most tragic history. Imagine your dearest friend brings you a gift to help let you appreciate your natural beauty, only for it to slowly warp you into a vein, narcissistic, abusive person, where in which the only seeming release for you is the eternal beauty sleep that is death before you end up hurting an entire world, including your home and your friend. That would be fucked up wouldn’t it? Though it does leave into question wether or not Floralia has found a new ruler to take her place or if Taranza just abandoned being king or something-

Rest In Peace Queen, you deserved far better 😔

Haltman is a filthy rich capitalist so that makes him less valid. Design wise, I think he’s fine, I like his little eyes, I prefer Susie’s design more though. He’s got a cool ass suit. But it’s also made out of the symbol of wealth and all the potential worker exploitation so... also this bastard literally shoots out MONEY as an attack what the hell. Actually wait the money he shoots is currency with HIS face on it, this man has his own currency, this man is fucking inventing more capitalism what the FU-/j/lh

His past is. Interesting. Given that he’s lost his memories and his mind trying to find his child, I find it a really sad and slight more relatable situation, especially for any people who might have a loved one with dementia or Alzheimer’s. Given that in the end it’s not even really him who’s speaking anymore and that Star Dream is using him as a human battery/ref , it almost brings into question how much Star Dream was involved in all of this. Poor Susie. Try all you want but he’s not going to remember you :(

And then there’s Hyness... oh boy. Hyness is a little harder for me to talk about given the fact that I carry some religious trauma on my shoulders and I sometimes outright despise the very notion of any gods on some of my more lower, angry moods. Design wise, he is very well designed along with the Mage Sisters. He very much resembles an Egyptian Mau cat or a Sphinx, and I can kinda tell that HAL’s character designers definitely put their time in on searching for a proper outfit for him. His attacks are kinda subpar, though I can’t really complain for lore reasons

As for his story... let’s just say that Hyness is a character that very much lives or dies based on who’s writing him; all of these villains are susceptible to this, but Hyness especially.

A quick trigger warning now, skip past this is you are sensitive to religion and abuse right

Given the recent anniversary of Star Allies, we got not only the reveal of some of Hyness’ early designs, but the reveal that Hyness did in fact raise the three mages as his own daughters; theyre all sisters through his equal care of them. So imagine with that knowledge (without any headcanoning), a man who tries to summon a dark god to bring the end of the world, destroying potential everything including yourself and your daughters. You can hear in the back one of your daughters, your eldest in particular, fighting to protect you, and she’s defeated. She’s hurt, she needs your help. What do you do? Well, Hyness proceeds to practically toss her out of the way, use her and her sisters as stone shields and hammers, and then ultimately sacrifice them all to the heart of the dark god. This man values the Kirby equivalent of Cthulhu over his own children, and if you’re anything like me, that’s going to fill you full of involuntary anger at the mere sight of this man. To the point where it almost feels a little disrespectful that he survived all that happened and seemingly got redeemed. Legit why did they kill both Sectonia and Haltman, but in the canon ending of HIAD, Hyness lives

Anyways I don’t like the stinky cat man. What’s with all these powerful dad men screwing up their daughter’s emotional and mental health, HAL

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