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#Iceman and the flyboys be like: Wow. That's fucked
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Maverick: *being a general nuisance in the rec room with the flyboys*
Slider: All right, enough already! You’re annoying the hell out of me. Did your parents not pay enough attention to you as a child, or what?
Maverick, tearing up instantly: I-... I-I’m sorry. I’ll just-
The flyboys: O.O
Slider, realizing what he said and who he said it to (because, of course, Mav’s parents didn’t pay enough attention to him. They’re gone): Don’t you dare leave
Mav: But I-
Slider: Come here, kid
Mav: *creeps closer*
Slider, pulling Mav onto the couch with him and shoving down concern when Maverick goes stiff as a board: You can be right here, okay? Just... stay put. Nap, twiddle your thumbs, whatever. You don’t have to be obnoxious to get our attention
Maverick: *sniffs* Okay
Slider, minutes later with a sleepy aviator dozing on him: Huh. Well, that was easy
The flyboys: Awww
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Maverick is surprised to learn the “quirks” in his and Goose’s plane aren’t quirks at all, but a passive attempt by the Navy to kill him. Ain’t that a bitch?
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