#I've watched the song like 30 times now and i CANNOT keep a straight face.

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Alastor is the funniest bitch in the show for that absolute buck wild song interruption by the way. Calling himself Dad while making the most unhinged, unblinking eye contact will never not make me keel over in laughter. Man snapped, he was so fucking mad for what??

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #alastor #I've watched the song like 30 times now and i CANNOT keep a straight face. #even just thinking about it makes me have to restraint s giggle fit #what the fuck was his problem he just went batshit. straight for the throat #actually pissed off alastor is my favorite thing so far i think. its so funny #fave #episode 5 spoilers

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Soooooooooooooo......

Can you share some upcoming stories you have in mind?

Not that I am impatient or pressuring you, I'm just curious how your WIP list is looking. (I kinda imagine your WIP list as 10 pages long 😂)

Also curious how you decided on what to write, what to finish, what to start. Is it just what you feel like at the moment? Do you have deadlines for yourself? Do you write every day?

As you can see, very curious.

Hi! This is going to be a long answer because there isn't many things I love more than getting the chance to word vomit about fic ideas so Buckle Up.

First things first-- I decide how to write based on my commission list (fully funded gets written first) and then occasionally I get The Itch to write a specific idea and have to write it immediately, which is how both Risk and Rest happened-- they weren't commissioned, I just couldn't get the idea out of my head. With commissions I try very hard to set deadlines for myself to give my readers a fairly quick turnaround but this year with my health issues I am very far behind and have apologized approximately 80,000 times for not being able to stick to my usual update schedule.

And YES I write every single day. This last week (Thanksgiving to this most recent Friday) I was hunting so I wasn't writing those days but other than that, yes I write every single day. I use Google Docs for everything that way even if I'm at work or at the doctors office I can open a doc and write down ideas or flesh out outlines or sometimes just straight up write chapters on my phone. I have a healthy dose of ADHD so I can't even watch a movie without needing to do something else at the same time, so I've gotten in the habit of keeping my laptop open while a movie plays so even if I only manage a few pages in a fic, I still can write every day.

OKAY FIC IDEAS.

(BTW I have a collective 50+ pages worth of Steddie ideas/plot points, another 50+ pages worth of BillySteve ideas/plot points and another probably 30 pages of Marvel and/or pairing blind ideas/plot points all stored on my google docs. It's... out of control.)

Upcoming Steddie fics I'm super excited about:

Omega!Steddie-- post season four just softy soft Omegas falling in love with each other. Literally tooth rottingly sweet.

Ghost!Eddie-- will be spooky and angsty AF, Got some really amazing scenes in here I'm stoked to write.

Vamp!Eddie-- will include a gratuitous and definitely unnecessary amount of biting because I've come to accept my biting kink and now will be imposing it on all yall.

Prince and the Pickpocket-- it's giving Oliver Twist and 1800s London and Fagan-esque/artful dodger esque Eddie and rich boy Steve getting mixed up with Eddie's little gang of pickpockets, I am OBSESSED with this idea.

Upcoming BillySteve Fics:

Flayed!Billy Soulmate AU-- this one will, and I mean this with all seriousness, mcfuck you up. I've cried just an astonishing amount of tears just jotting down ideas for this. The angst. The trauma. The soulbonding. The recovery. The falling in love. It's gonna be too much in all the best (worst) ways.

The one where Neil Dies-- I don't have a title for this yet, but Neil is gonna die, guarantee it. This one is Omegaverse as well ft. Alpha! Billy who thinks Steve is an Alpha and cannot handle the idea of Steve being an Omega.

Mob!Boss Billy-- this one came from the TS Song "gorgeous" and sort of snowballed if I'm being honest. Twists and turns and under the desk blowjobs cos why not.

Alpha!BillySteve-- for all the Omega!Steddie is softy soft mcsofty face, this one is just straight up SAVAGE

UD!Billy-- not a whole lot fleshed out for this one but it's my take on the probably already over used trope of "steve goes through watergate and billy is alive on the other side" and its going to be FUN.

I also have probably 15 short stories for each pairing, another several long fic ideas that aren't fleshed out enough to talk about yet and about a billion "wouldn't it be funny if..." blurbs jotted down. I'm basically exploding with ideas.

The flayed!Billy soulmate one will be the first fic I write after I finish up Rest (this month) Codependent (January) and MAMC (we've got.... seventeen more chapters?). It isn't funded yet but I've got a couple people lined up to commission it so that one will be first and then probably the Omega steddie one cos I literally can't stop thinking about that one.

I feel like I have about two years until Season Five drops and shatters my dramatic little heart so I gotta cram all my best ideas in to the next 24 months!!!!